Best player nicknames

[Grey Blade]

Bloke who used to sit behind us used to call Monty “duck foot”

He was "Toblerone feet" to some blokes behind me.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The invisible Man
Fifty Pence Head
Oliver Terribly
Terry Cunt
Stretch

 

[diode_blade]

Anyone who missed an open net
Twathead

 

[knowsnowt]

Wife beating cunt = TC.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Yaya Norway

 

[wak1889]

Legsowood?
Akinbadbuy?

I always thought it was ade panick buy

 

[wak1889]

I know this is supposed to be blades themed but the best nickname in football surely has to be - "one size" for Fitz hall

 

[Jan Age]

HMS Shipperley

 

[Tezza1889]

The law firm..

Very amusing, thanks to the yanks..

 

[Guesty]

The law firm..

Very amusing, thanks to the yanks..

Yes, I always liked that one.

Kiki "Chris" Musampa was another good'un.

 

[Paisley Blade]

One Size (Fitz Hall).

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Matty Done - The Seagull

 

[Grecian2000]

The invisible Man
Fifty Pence Head
Oliver Terribly
Terry Cunt
Stretch

You must have really liked our friend from across the city to use his first name. Never got that informal . . .

 

[Deepcar Blade]

Mike 'Zico' Lake

 

[VM198]

'Doc'.................Pace.

 

[Bladepicker]

Where's Pinchy when you need him?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

César 'Dave' Azpilicueta has to be up there...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not United but when Ince senior signed for Liverpool he told them he was called the Guv’ner. Everyone called him Paul.

 

[djbaldken]

Not Blades but Emile Hesky was called Lino by Liverpool supporters because he was always on the floor!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Rat boy - Jamie Vardy

 

[Le Cynique]

Nyron 'Nugsy' Nosworthy, allegedly due to his father comparing the shape of his head to a chicken nugget when he was a nipper

 

[Torrix1889]

Bastard
Twat
Wanker
Knob
Cock
Cunt

nickname of many a player over the years....

 

[Grecian2000]

Bastard
Twat
Wanker
Knob
Cock
Cunt

nickname of many a player over the years....

If that was a question on Pointless "Which footballers name can follow all of these prefixes . . ." then the answer "Curran" scores 90.
That's simply because 10% of the entire population supports the pigs (or has them as their No2 behind City), otherwise it would score 100 for sure.

 

[bladestrivia]

EASY. Reg Syd X2 Monty X2 Stretch Ned X2 TK HARD . Gnasher ,Ozzie, The Cunt 100% true and it's not Curran

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Another classic was Milo for David Perpetuini, because Milo was the purple Tweenie.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Nyron Nosworthy - Kryten - due to his oddly shaped barnet resulting in the most unpredictable headers in football history.

 

[Groucho Blade]

Everton’s former left back Neil Poynton was called “Dissa”

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Paul Stancliffe - Alfie
Claude Davis - 'Donkey Davis'

 

[I should coco]

Trot - John Matthews, no idea where that came from
Ten bob bit head - Nosworthy
Northern - Jamie Hoyland (think Belfast...)

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Trot - John Matthews, no idea where that came from
Ten bob bit head - Nosworthy
Northern - Jamie Hoyland (think Belfast...)

Matthews was such a wuss that everyone around us called him Jessie