Best player nicknames

[I should coco]

He bottled THAT penalty too.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Nudger Needham

 

[Bladethebrian]

Werewolf Hockey
Bombscare Noswirthy
Bambi Davies
Steady Eddy
Thart shite David White

 

[Beatle57]

Mark Bouncing Slayer Duffy.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Paul Williams?

Could be........ more a name to describe that big clumsy dimwitted type player and by golly there have been a few candidates over the years.

HH

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

I'm sure I heard Lauren D'Jaffo referred to as Tin Man because he had a back held together with pins and what have you.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

England cricketer Vic Marks was called “Skid”

 

[BladesNo9]

A few we thought of over a beer!,.......
Nyron 'Thre'p'ny-bit 'ead' Nosworthy could head the ball anywhere it wasn't meant to go!!!
Neil 'Thre'p'ny-bit Foot' Collins
Ollie 'Nobby' Norwood, though I have heard variations on that nickname at some games!
Simon 'Ladbrokes' Tracey
Billy 'The Fish' Whitehurst
Ernest 'Nudger' Needham
William 'Fatty' Foulke
'Corky', 'Pesch', 'Bashambauer', 'Fat Lad', 'Ooh-Aah', 'Jags', 'Kozzy', 'Deano', 'Didzy'
Paddy 'Disbeliever' Kenny
Ian 'Peabo' Bryson
John 'Budgie' Burridge
'Janet' for Chris (Street) Porter
Mick 'Removalman' Speight
Tony 'Agadoo' Agana

 

[spongebobblade]

The Mrs struggled saying Slavisia Jokanovic but I simplified it for her to “You can ya bitch”….. worked a treat and I reminded her regularly

 

[sitwell]

Paul Stancliffe - Alfie
Claude Davis - 'Donkey Davis'

Oliver Tebily-Bombscare.
Norman Bites yer legs Hunter.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Pigs call or used to call that nuihiu fella 'Dave'

 

[Shoes_On]

Bashambauer

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Pantomime horse=Shaun Murphy

 

[Zipwire]

Laurent D'Jaffo - The lion of Hillsborough

 

[mancunianblade]

I'm sure I heard Lauren D'Jaffo referred to as Tin Man because he had a back held together with pins and what have you.

It was a metal plate in his head wasn’t it?

 

[raimond]

It was a metal plate in his head wasn’t it?

Nope, back.

 

[raimond]

Me and my mate nicknamed (fondly I'd have to say, bloody loved him) Lee Sandford 'Quasi' because he ran like a hunchback.

 

[Guesty]

It was a metal plate in his head wasn’t it?

That's Georges Santos after that cunt Andy Johnson did him.

 

[DifferentClass]

The S6 lot have some corkers:

Silly Sow
Duane Dibbley
Barry Banana
Sparks (Jos Luhukay)
Piggy cunt (most of them)

And on the subject of Paul Stancliffe being called Alfie due to a rather crude anagram, how has nobody mentioned Colin yet?

 

[gavtheblade]

Cricket bat feet.
Mcshitty.

 

[VM198]

'Tank', Howard Johnson.

 

[Stanthemanfan]

"Rambo Joe" bolton