Mousse

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Got a taxi this morning and the driver had a Wednesday coat on and we got talking about footie and we got on to some players he's picked up,he said he's picked Billy up a few times and he's a great lad he then went on to say that mousse was saying he wants to go back to France as he doesn't get on with hecky and neither does berge and some of the other foreign lads,and most of em preferred slav dunno whether to believe it or not tbh.

 

[raimond]

Got a taxi this morning and the driver had a Wednesday coat on and we got talking about footie and we got on to some players he's picked up,he said he's picked Billy up a few times and he's a great lad he then went on to say that mousse was saying he wants to go back to France as he doesn't get on with hecky and neither does berge and some of the other foreign lads,and most of em preferred slav dunno whether to believe it or not tbh.

Oh, raight. Cheers then.

 

[kozluk]

The hug with ndaiye may suggest otherwise.

 

[Tarqs]

I can understand why they'd not get on with hecky. Comes across as a real miserable sod, no team spirit with him.in charge.

 

[Swannyblade]

Mousset doesn’t like hard work??…consider me shocked!

And on a scale of 1 to bullshit, I consider the source of a W*denesday fan taxi driver at the latter end of that spectrum

 

[Harry's Game]

Got a taxi this morning and the driver had a Wednesday coat on and we got talking about footie and we got on to some players he's picked up,he said he's picked Billy up a few times and he's a great lad he then went on to say that mousse was saying he wants to go back to France as he doesn't get on with hecky and neither does berge and some of the other foreign lads,and most of em preferred slav dunno whether to believe it or not tbh.

I would go Not.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

He also said he used to pick Billy and his wife up sometimes his wife taking little un to the children's on her own and asked of she goes to watch Billy and she said she supports Liverpool,and Hutchinson is a miserable cunt coz he used to live next to Billy at Dore.

 

[Micky Narker]

Chocolate > chicken imo

 

[Mumbo]

Says he’s had three thousand owls in his cab for an away game but he couldn’t fit tango and his shopping in at the same time.

 

[Tarqs]

I once had am interesting taxi journey too. Apparently the driver sold shaun teale his Bentley on the proviso had had a race with someone at Sheffield United.

Anyway on the mosborough parkway, teale lined up alongside James beattie and beatie won the j33 to park Square race in a time of 2 minutes 45, a record that exists today.

Beattie had to buy new tyres as he had burned them out during the tricky catcliffe section.

Shaun teale passed some Wendy fan on the way back who gave him two fingers and threw a Beres pork sandwich at.his car, fortunately he'd not gone for apple sauce, so not much damage was done.

Anyway, sidetracked a little here, but as a result of winning the race sheffield Wednesday had to pay the signing on fee of Jordan Stewart, this meant they could no longer fulfill their charitable donation to the children's hospital, nor pay for a fresh lick of paint on the stadium.

So, its actually our fault.

 

[Lane Ender]

I can understand why they'd not get on with hecky. Comes across as a real miserable sod, no team spirit with him.in charge.

That a joke right because Slav was life and soul of the party

 

[derfblade.3]

Got a taxi this morning and the driver had a Middlesboro coat on and we got talking about how Wilder is doing. "He's the best manager we have ever had pet" he said. "Better than Robson and Warnock". He said although Wilder talks funny and is hard to understand he comes across as one of the lads. Brought his tactical genius wiv im that strange looking man who has got our full backs past the half way line. He hopes the game will be on at the Lane next week as he want's to see old Chris pretending to be sad as they score a late winner. I've heard he's hoping the Blades fans sing that "He's one of our own" song as he thinks they still adore him. I then dropped a reyt smelly fart in his cab , told him he was a cunt and ran off without paying him. This is a true story and i would not lie to you. Have a nice day.