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[Silent Blade]

Xmas Eve 1973

 

[Bladeloyal]

Xmas Eve 1973


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Hello is that Arnold lavers ,my wooden leg is floating down the don

 

[bertieblade]

“Pigs in blankets spoiling my Christmas”

Removes any doubts of how little class they have

 

[1066blade]

What's that? You've got a nice Christmas surprise for me?...

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I've got Paul Woolhouse on the phone!

 

[Jinxy1966]

What's that? You've got a nice Christmas surprise for me?...

“It’s the ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. He reckons I’ll be on the dole tomorrow but I don’t believe it. Nobody could be that classless”

 

[BadgersBigToe]

What do you mean this isn't the fax machine?

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Agent Dooley reporting, heading back to base shortly

 

[BigBed]

Xmas Eve 1973


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"Everton offering £500,000 for Jebbo"

 

[Russ]

You won't believe this. I've got Father Christmas on the phone. He says he's always been a Blade. That's why he wears Red n White.

 

[Blade.com]

" Is that Bert". Seriously wondered why it keeps saying ignore Bert on his posts. What have I done?. How do I get his posts back ?
Soz Bert.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Hello is that Andrew Marr,err no he's just finished his last show.

 

[Snake]

"Hello is that PornstarsRus? Yep, I've got some free time to kill"

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

Mr Dooley,,,,,will you accept a reverse charge call from Sheffield Wed,,,

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Great programme on at 3.35pm today its called Grey Owl.

Followed by the Basil Brush Show at 4.30pm

Then a cracker of a film at 5pm Red Badge of Courage.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

“Hello? Companies House? I’m trying to file Wednesday’s 1970 accounts …”

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Hello,is that Lord Frost.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Nah its not Lord Frost its me....

 

[Bell4]

Fax machines broke --- but we promise to pay , even though they're not happy

 

[Bell4]

So - to confirm with you - Thats right, Mr Sam Hashimi, and he will be at the clinic at 2pm - yes - I've told him Nil by Mouth .

My credit card number is ....

 

[Hull Blade]

'Is that Ron Seal? That's what it says on the tin.'

 

[Bell4]

So - to confirm with you - Thats right, Mr Sam Hashimi, and he will be at the clinic at 2pm - yes - I've told him Nil by Mouth .

My credit card number is ....

and he wants this much off

 

[reedy63]

You what, Wendy lost 7-0 at Arsenal.

 

[Grappler]

Great programme on at 3.35pm today its called Grey Owl.

Followed by the Basil Brush Show at 4.30pm

Then a cracker of a film at 5pm Red Badge of Courage.

That's sold it for me.

 

[Escafeld]

Hello Sheffield United, yes of course I'd love to be involved with the club. Are you going to put a lift in that new stand you're building?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Xmas Eve 1973


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It's the chairman, says I've definitely got Christmas off this year. What a nice fella...

 

[FatPaul]

That spiderman is a menace I tell ya! A MENACE!

 

[Blade56]

Last GP I saw stuck his finger up my arse.

Yeh, and when Gaini Blade wasn't looking she slipped out and shoved me finger up his @rse!

 

[DifferentClass]

"Hello, Leeds United? I heard there's a vacancy about to open up over Christmas..."

 

[kopstander79]

D Taxis “it’s just turning your corner “