Suitable Words Of Guidance For A First Time Bladeswatcher

[Trigger Blade]

Mrs Trig’s younger son works from home, but his head office is in Reading and by chance he’s down there today and tomorrow. One of his colleagues is a Reading fan and they’re going this evening, home section I imagine. My question is, what words of encouragement can I offer to the lad, who’s never seen us live?

So far, all I’ve come up with is “I’m really sorry”

 

[FMBlade1]

The best is yet to come

 

[Bell4]

He will get a good sleep

 

[Houston_Blade]

Mrs Trig’s younger son works from home, but his head office is in Reading and by chance he’s down there today and tomorrow. One of his colleagues is a Reading fan and they’re going this evening, home section I imagine. My question is, what words of encouragement can I offer to the lad, who’s never seen us live?

So far, all I’ve come up with is “I’m really sorry”

How about “see if you can work out which side finished ninth in the PL 2 years ago”.

I bet he can’t.

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Take this opportunity to change the locks now. 'Cos if you substitute the reference to 'Brighouse' with 'Reading', this is how he'll come home....

 

[Bath Blade]

Mrs Trig’s younger son works from home, but his head office is in Reading and by chance he’s down there today and tomorrow. One of his colleagues is a Reading fan and they’re going this evening, home section I imagine. My question is, what words of encouragement can I offer to the lad, who’s never seen us live?

So far, all I’ve come up with is “I’m really sorry”

Tell him to take a good book.

 

[Champagneblade]

Suffering builds character

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

How about, Don't expect too much, or borrowing one from tv, Curb your enthusiasm

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Tap tip tap retreat.
Tap tip tap retreat
HT 0-0
sit deep
massive defensive fuck up
opposition goal
FT 1-0

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Seeing the mighty Blades will be a life changing experience. Maybe not in a good way but life changing nethertheless.

 

[Bladebri]

Mrs Trig’s younger son works from home, but his head office is in Reading and by chance he’s down there today and tomorrow. One of his colleagues is a Reading fan and they’re going this evening, home section I imagine. My question is, what words of encouragement can I offer to the lad, who’s never seen us live?

So far, all I’ve come up with is “I’m really sorry”

Tell him to get a job in Manchester

 

[HillStreet Blade]

Don't attend sober.

 

[Fade2Blade]

Tell him what our fathers told us, lifetime of misery and all that

 

[Jan Age]

It’s the hope that kills you

 

[diode_blade]

Kidney punch everyone whilst stuffing a greasy chip butty down his throat.....

 

[Bath Blade]

Mrs Trig’s younger son works from home, but his head office is in Reading and by chance he’s down there today and tomorrow. One of his colleagues is a Reading fan and they’re going this evening, home section I imagine. My question is, what words of encouragement can I offer to the lad, who’s never seen us live?

So far, all I’ve come up with is “I’m really sorry”

I trust you weren’t looking for sensible answers!

 

[Flumps]

He will get a lot of sighing practice at least.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Try telling him this..

 

[raul]

One of the shuttlebuses after the match goes directly to a cracking boozer. Search it out.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

stick to wanking