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BREAKING NEWS

Sky Sports reporting that Sheffield United training session was delayed nearly 2 Hours today after a player reported finding an unknown powdery substance on the field.

Training was suspended & the Police called.


After a complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to the Players was the Goal Line.


Training resumed after the Police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this Season.
 



I wonder what they actually do in training, they sure as hell can't be practicing footy.... Perhaps they just go for a nice gentle walk in the countryside
 
BREAKING NEWS

Sky Sports reporting that Sheffield United training session was delayed nearly 2 Hours today after a player reported finding an unknown powdery substance on the field.

Training was suspended & the Police called.


After a complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to the Players was the Goal Line.


Training resumed after the Police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this Season.
What white lines.......
I refuse to believe this news......
 
Verrips is an expert on such powder, causes back pain from picking the ball up ....
 
They tried to extend the goal width in training but had to stop because Mcgoldrick was shooting wide.
 
BREAKING NEWS

Sky Sports reporting that Sheffield United training session was delayed nearly 2 Hours today after a player reported finding an unknown powdery substance on the field.

Training was suspended & the Police called.


After a complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to the Players was the Goal Line.


Training resumed after the Police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this Season.

You twat, well played ;) 👍.
 
Paul Williams spent so long staring at it he didn't see the ball next to him that could have been nudged over it with his bellend
 



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