Our Plethora of Strikers

[Silent Blade]

20 goals in last 40 league games says it all!

Thought we were talking about cricket??

 

[Keen Blade]

No need for the mcnob comment, makes you look like a teenager....Who knows perhaps you are .

At 63 , I'd like nothing better than looking like my teenage self , but I guess I'll just have to keep growing old disgracefully .
Sorry the McKnob offended you - I suppose McClown is more polite & accurate.
When is he going to realise that he'll get nothing from refs until he buckles down + does his job instead of continually losing his battles against defenders + then whinging for a foul ?
And as for damaging his shoulder by throwing himself to the ground in a vain attempt to con a free kick out of a savvy referee , well , words such as clown are bang on.
He needs someone older & wiser to sit him down + put him straight.

 

[BrianBadonde]

Sky Sports keep bangin on about our PLETHORA of striking talent as if it's an asset.
Let me disabuse them with a brief audit :
SHARP nailed on to score but gettin on a bit so hard to get into position
DIDSY nailed on to miss , the polar opposite of Keith Edwards 1-0 , frustrates the fuck out of me
BURKE can't control a football so no chance of directing it on target
MCKNOB too busy fighting with the defender , falling to the floor & arguing with the ref
BREWSTER a poor kid lost in a football match , he played at full-back at Swansea
MOUSSET in the treatment room or the kebab shop or his ridiculous car
JEBBO fast , determined & potentially lethal but the club find it too financially embarrassing to pick him ahead of Brewster's Millions so trying to loan out our only chance of goals.
I guarantee Boris the Blade is not sleeping well , tossing & turning through the night wondering when a goal might arrive , after 2 league games without any hint that this PLETHORA of STRIKERS is capable of scoring one.

Haven’t you got some weird bollocks to spout about Leicester’s chairman’s plane crash being to do with the financial misconduct of the previous regime or summat?

 

[BrianBadonde]

It’s always the muppets saying our strikers can’t score. How’s about creating them a chance or two first?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Yes, I know it’s a cliche. But we need to get the kids in. They’ve not been simpering over the loss of Wilderball, like their senior colleagues. Also, they’re not carrying any baggage from our humiliating relegation. They were the only thing in red and white stripes, that made me smile last season. I feel

 

[Grizzly blade]

Burke is a headless chicken.. If we'd swapped Robinson for a bag of magic beans instead, then at least we'd have a nice big tree to look at in the middle of the pitch..

Moose, I think he only remembers where the ground is because it looks like a big KFC..

Sharp, Mcgoldrick and Mcburnie will always bring something to the table, but Sharp is a fox in the box striker who has to run back and get the ball for himself if he's to get a chance, Mcgoldrick has either the finish of Bergkamp or Frank Spencer it's heads or tails which one we see..

McBurnie frustrates me the most, he's got a great shot on him, can score from outside the box and can head well, where are we going wrong that we can't get this lad a chance or two on goal??

Somebody suggested brewster & mcburnie, I'd like brewster & jebbeson up front, or Mcburnie, jebbs...... Hang on..

The more I type here the more I realise...

WE DO HAVE A PLETHORA OF STRIKERS..

I will give you one for McB….we insist on using him as a target man and can’t put a decent cross into the box from either a set piece or open play.
Give him the ball at his feet and something to attack in the box and he will score plenty. It’s simple.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Yes, I know it’s a cliche. But we need to get the kids in. They’ve not been simpering over the loss of Wilderball, like their senior colleagues. Also, they’re not carrying any baggage from our humiliating relegation. They were the only thing in red and white stripes, that made me smile last season. I feel

Ah the good old desperation of…”play the kids”….given more room for error and patience by the fans because they play for the 23’s….but realistically aren’t either fit enough, strong enough, composed enough or experienced enough to be the go to players in a championship promotion team….the odd one, in games to do a job for a short amount of time yes…but saying “play the kids” is complete bollocks and a fantasy.

 

[petcharlie]

Sky Sports keep bangin on about our PLETHORA of striking talent as if it's an asset.
Let me disabuse them with a brief audit :
SHARP nailed on to score but gettin on a bit so hard to get into position
DIDSY nailed on to miss , the polar opposite of Keith Edwards 1-0 , frustrates the fuck out of me
BURKE can't control a football so no chance of directing it on target
MCKNOB too busy fighting with the defender , falling to the floor & arguing with the ref
BREWSTER a poor kid lost in a football match , he played at full-back at Swansea
MOUSSET in the treatment room or the kebab shop or his ridiculous car
JEBBO fast , determined & potentially lethal but the club find it too financially embarrassing to pick him ahead of Brewster's Millions so trying to loan out our only chance of goals.
I guarantee Boris the Blade is not sleeping well , tossing & turning through the night wondering when a goal might arrive , after 2 league games without any hint that this PLETHORA of STRIKERS is capable of scoring one.

I hate having to agree with you mate but could not put it better myself.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Ah the good old desperation of…”play the kids”….given more room for error and patience by the fans because they play for the 23’s….but realistically aren’t either fit enough, strong enough, composed enough or experienced enough to be the go to players in a championship promotion team….the odd one, in games to do a job for a short amount of time yes…but saying “play the kids” is complete bollocks and a fantasy.

Yes, I did concede it was a cliche. But I obviously didn’t mean play the kids 1 to 11.

 

[Keen Blade]

I hate having to agree with you mate but could not put it better myself.

I hate having to say it mate , but unfortunately it's my honest assessment.
On another (optimistic) level in my psyche , I desperately hope that these strikers prove me wrong.

 

[Keen Blade]

Haven’t you got some weird bollocks to spout about Leicester’s chairman’s plane crash being to do with the financial misconduct of the previous regime or summat?

Haven't you heard of "playing the post , not the poster" (who apologised publicly in those other threads) ?

 

[BrianBadonde]

Haven't you heard of "playing the post , not the poster" (who apologised publicly in those other threads) ?

Even thinking that in the first place makes you mad as a box of frogs

 

[Keen Blade]

Even thinking that in the first place makes you mad as a box of frogs

Becoming obsessed with me is proof of your madness - what are you hoping to achieve ?

 

[Keen Blade]

Even thinking that in the first place makes you mad as a box of frogs

You think I'm mad ?

Take a look at some of the psychotic stuff you post in the Shoutbox :

BrianBadonde:
Would you let Jokanovic fuck and cum in your back end for a night with Margot Robbie?
12 minutes ago

 

[BrianBadonde]

You think I'm mad ?

Take a look at some of the psychotic stuff you post in the Shoutbox :

BrianBadonde:
Would you let Jokanovic fuck and cum in your back end for a night with Margot Robbie?
12 minutes ago

Having a laugh in shoutbox is definitely akin to saying a man and his family dying in a helicopter crash is karma due to the financial misdemeanours of the previous regime,
I see your point

 

[Keen Blade]

Having a laugh in shoutbox is definitely akin to saying a man and his family dying in a helicopter crash is karma due to the financial misdemeanours of the previous regime,
I see your point

You're still obsessing , please get yourself some professional help.

 

[Vikkster]

Who's we ? You and whose army ?

not heard that in years

 

[Vikkster]

Burke is a headless chicken.. If we'd swapped Robinson for a bag of magic beans instead, then at least we'd have a nice big tree to look at in the middle of the pitch..

Moose, I think he only remembers where the ground is because it looks like a big KFC..

Sharp, Mcgoldrick and Mcburnie will always bring something to the table, but Sharp is a fox in the box striker who has to run back and get the ball for himself if he's to get a chance, Mcgoldrick has either the finish of Bergkamp or Frank Spencer it's heads or tails which one we see..

McBurnie frustrates me the most, he's got a great shot on him, can score from outside the box and can head well, where are we going wrong that we can't get this lad a chance or two on goal??

Somebody suggested brewster & mcburnie, I'd like brewster & jebbeson up front, or Mcburnie, jebbs...... Hang on..

The more I type here the more I realise...

WE DO HAVE A PLETHORA OF STRIKERS..

 

[BrianBadonde]

You're still obsessing , please get yourself some professional help.

That’s rich coming from the bloke who likened the death of a man and his family to karma for the financial misdemeanours of a previous regime

 

[bonobo]

Honestly, if I am being generous and acknowledge they all have qualities, you can only really say that Sharp and Mousset are good finishers. McBurnie can score different types of goals (either foot, head, both sides of the box), so in good form and good set up, maybe he can be relied on to score regularly, but he does seem to need several chances, because his technique is not sound. Brewster had a run of spectacular strikes at Swansea, but there is no sense to say that should be the norm....Mike Lake, Michael Brown etc...In fact Tyler Smith, albeit at a lower level has played more football, has scored more goals and maybe a more mature if not more talented player, you could see it in his running and movement at Carlisle. If we wanted to pick one player for the next 44 games and expect him to score a minimum of 15 goals, and consistently would make the correct runs that support our midfielders, regardless of the teams overall performance, the only name you could pick is Billy Sharp and do we invest in a 35 year old, who we would have to replace if we go up.

 

[petcharlie]

I hate having to say it mate , but unfortunately it's my honest assessment.
On another (optimistic) level in my psyche , I desperately hope that these strikers prove me wrong.

Same here mate no one would be more pleased than me if they did prove me wrong but can not see it.