Ne'er hath mine eyes seen such sights. 'Tis but a mere trifle to balk at the national anthem, 'tis a travesty to the ode of greasy chips. The ignoramuses ought dedicate their focus to the beautiful game as opposed to the liberal politic. 'Tis an abomination! Ne'er mind the frivolity of Das Kapital, the great unwashed hath more pressing concerns. Any right honourable man would bend the knee in the presence of Sir Tony of Currie but such men would nary show such deference to heretics.
Afore those of more delicate sensibilities object, I will not cease to speak mine mind. Nay, this is not as what many will infer. Nay, this is about the United of Sheffield, of course, and I wholeheartedly reject any accusations that this is agitation of a less specific nature.
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