You split up with your girlfriend

[TomHeffernan]

You walk away from each other but you both know that you miss each other deeply, it's all a huge mistake and you get back together.

You give each other a hug, there's tears and you're back together within 24 hours.

 

[YES Blade]

You walk away from each other but you both know that you miss each other deeply, it's all a huge mistake and you get back together.

You give each other a hug, there's tears and you're back together within 24 hours.

Think a post about your love life should be in General Chat?

 

[McGrath]

You walk away from each other but you both know that you miss each other deeply, it's all a huge mistake and you get back together.

You give each other a hug, there's tears and you're back together within 24 hours.

But you know it's over. Something pulled you apart.

Except.... she's pregnant

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Well I occasionally meet up with mine for a drunken fumble, followed by a heated discussion whenever she brings up shit from the past. I don't think that'd work in a football context.

 

[Dave9777]

When the prince picked me up from my Rotherham care home in his 1994 Volvo estate complete with Bentley continental body kit I thought he would at least give me a bottle of vodka as promised not a 4 pack of happy shopper toilet roll. No wonder wilder has had enough!

 

[MalmoBlade]

Dry your eyes mate
I know it's hard to take, but her mind has been made up
There's plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you've got to walk away now, it's over

 

[knowsnowt]

Do you get her best mate thrown in too? Cos if so I'm game!

 

[Flumps]

Well I occasionally meet up with mine for a drunken fumble, followed by a heated discussion whenever she brings up shit from the past. I don't think that'd work in a football context.

Of course it would.

Wilder turns up out of the blue at Shiregreen, Billy says "gaffer! Long time no see, how's it working out with the new club?"

Chrissy says "oh yeah.... Great, couldn't be better but yknow I was in the area and thought I'd drop in, see how you and the squad were doing, see you've replaced me already"

They have a quick sneaky training session behind the new managers back for old times sake where Billy causes an argument by joking "I see you're still making Ollie chase those long balls, do you make the new squad do that"

 

[JJ Sefton]

You walk away from each other but you both know that you miss each other deeply, it's all a huge mistake and you get back together.

You give each other a hug, there's tears and you're back together within 24 hours.

Then you find out she’s been knobbing half of Plymouth University’s cross country running team.

 

[MalmoBlade]

Then you find out she’s been knobbing half of Plymouth University’s cross country running team.

You let the other half escape mate? You're slacking

 

[JJ Sefton]

You let the other half escape mate? You're slacking

I was...um...speaking hypothetically...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

But you know it's over. Something pulled you apart.

Except.... she's pregnant

My generation either pulled away or pushed a pram..

 

[McGrath]

My generation either pulled away or pushed a pram..

Prince should have pulled away when he had the chance

 

[XM657]

Then you find out she’s been knobbing half of Plymouth University’s cross country running team.

Depends on how many there are in a cross country team.