Merger

[Eastleighblade]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

 

[GroovyBrad]

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

Given you a sympathy like.

 

[Rodders]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

Oh yeah, that's a great idea! Wish someone would have thought of it first

 

[BlairBlade]

Given you a sympathy like.

Why don’t we just let them fade away?

 

[Silent Blade]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

Heard that joke 25 years ago!

 

[PokerBlade]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

We'd just be acquiring massive debts and a 30 year lease to an overpriced ground.

I don't think you've thought this through at all.

 

[Harry's Game]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

I know it’s Friday night but need To slow down with the ale mate.

 

[The Bear]

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[Karaoke Blade]

Heard that joke 25 years ago!

I think we need to resurrect some of the old ones in these depressing times.

Heres one of my favourites:

What do Michael Jackson and Wildsmith, the pig keeper have in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Welcome to 2005.

 

[mattbianco1]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging

Fuck off!!

Foxy I'll take the infraction.

Edit. Read the rest of the post. Very good

Foxy cancel that infraction.

 

[ComedyClub]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

Said it before, I'll say it again. I'd rather shit my pants and bum bounce on a trampoline

 

[Bath Blade]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

I remember reading that in Flashing Blade about thirty years ago!

 

[Bobby Boo]

1997 just called, it wants it's shit jokes back.

 

[SB_90]

1997 just called, it wants it's shit jokes back.

i thought it 1977

 

[robbiez666]

Straight from the 20th century, directly into your homes

 

[Boxer Blade]

We'd just be acquiring massive debts and a 30 year lease to an overpriced ground.

I don't think you've thought this through at all.

If it removes "Sheffield Wednesday" for ever, I'm in. Sell the ground to tesco, so they could keep their blue and white stripes (on the bags), that gets rid of the debt, keep the leasehold and we start making a profit straight away, fuckin simple, anyone else in?

 

[Davalon]

We're not big enough to merge with our massive older bigger and better cousins.

Maybe merging with Sheffield FC could help elevate us to another level.

 

[PageHallBlade]

is it maggot or magnet?

 

[DronnieBlade]

Merge with a club genuinely on the thinnest of thin ice.

Great idea even in jest !

UTB

 

[finlaytheblade]

Heard that joke 25 years ago!

And it still brings a laugh Silent.More chance of me becoming an astronaut and landing on the moon

 

[PokerBlade]

If it removes "Sheffield Wednesday" for ever, I'm in. Sell the ground to tesco, so they could keep their blue and white stripes (on the bags), that gets rid of the debt, keep the leasehold and we start making a profit straight away, fuckin simple, anyone else in?

That's the funny thing though. They can't sell it. They're paying £3m a year (it'll be a bit over £6m this year from what I understand) just to rent it back thanks to Chansiri's financial magic.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

I'm sorry to bring up this controversial subject but maybe we should consider merging with our neighbours, I know its contentious but please consider my plan,
The split should be 50 50 so in the interests of fairness we should split the current names therefore we will keep the following:
:
Sheffield from their name and the United from ours.
We should keep the white stripes from their kit and the red stripes from ours

We should keep Bramall Lane as it is more central and has better transport links
We should sell Hillsborough for redevelopment

Therefore, under my plan, the newly formed team will be known as follows;

Name of team: Sheffield United
Kit: Red and White stripes
Home Ground Bramall Lane, Sheffield

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

We’d have to split things 50/50 to be fair. We could take the white stripe from their kit and the red stripe from ours.Take Sheffield from their name, United from ours. I think they’ve got some claim to being called the blades first, nickname sorted. Obviously you’d want the stadium to be in the city centre...

 

[SotonBlade]

Can anyone tell me where I can get the GCB ringtone?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Heard that joke 25 years ago!

I remember reading that in Flashing Blade about thirty years ago!

I'll see Silent Blade 25 years, Bath Blade 30 years and raise you, me hearing it 45 years ago!

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

We’d have to split things 50/50 to be fair. We could take the white stripe from their kit and the red stripe from ours.Take Sheffield from their name, United from ours. I think they’ve got some claim to being called the blades first, nickname sorted. Obviously you’d want the stadium to be in the city centre...

I should have read the thread first

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Can anyone tell me where I can get the GCB ringtone?

Michael Palin has got it.

Allegedly.

 

[SotonBlade]

Michael Palin has got it.

Allegedly.

I thought he was a Pig....