In an alternative universe, fans have been allowed in all season and Covid doesn’t exist, that penalty has just taken us into the top 4 and London Road has once again been shut down by Blades.
Someone has climbed on top of a bus shelter - recently reinforced with steel - before jumping off and being crowd surfed all the way down to the dual carriageway.
John Fleck marches down the road with a can of irn bru in one hand and his boots in a plastic bag in the other. He shouts ‘fuck this irn bru shite, I want a corona’. Paul Coutts appears from The Barrell with said Corona’s in hand.
And we all live happily ever after.
P.S The pigs receive a further 12 point deduction after Chancer attempts to register one of his golden elephants as a player after failing to pay both playing and coaching staff.
