Whinge-o-watch

[SwissBlade]

Since we got relegated there have been a number of whinges. However they're not new to us Blades. So I want to catalogue the whinges, some reoccur, some don't others are consistently there.

I've started this from the end of the Robbo era, granted some have been hot topics rather than whinges.

Perhaps we can update this on a regular basis so that we know what we should be whinging about at that particular time.

Whinge Archive(Whinges that've been signed off or approved)
Robbo Out
Shoes off
Brian Kidd is shite
Billy sharp is shite
Robinson is the problem
Who owns the freehold
Bunn is the problem
Whats going on with Blades Realty
All the players are the problem
Hendo is shite
Billy is amazing
Why did we sell billy
Blackwell is the problem
Blackwell Out
Shoes off!
Blackwell's signings are the problem
Who owns the freehold
Ellis is shite
The strikers are the problem
The defenders are the problem
The midfield is the problem
Whats going on with Blades Realty
Taylor is shite
Monty is the problem
Blackwell didn't sign these players, Birch did
Who owns the freehold
Nosworthy is the problem
Can we have a new kop roof
Macron make shite kits
Give the kids a chance
Bogdanovic is just a sponsors signing
Ched is the problem, give Boggy a game
Cresswell is shite
Yeates is amazing
Boggy is lazy
Bring back Hendo
McCabe isn't interested
Who owns the freehold
Whats going on with Blades Realty
Birch is off
I'm building a shed
"I only got my cheap ticket offer 3 days before a game"
Speed Out
Shoes Off
Chengu
The fans keep booing
Some fans don't courtsey when they see King Kev anymore
Car Park ruffians
So called fans
Fickle fans
Some fans are know nowts
Our fans are morons
Yeates is lazy and never puts a tackle in
There are not enough offers on matchday tickets
There are too many offers on matchday tickets
Peter's Fucking Pies Why are they in Plastic
Peter's fucking pies Why aren't they in plastic

Current Whinges:
Speed is not the problem
Lets Boycott the lane!
The Players are shite
We need to make BDTBL a fortress again
Gary Fecking Sinclair has ruined the club
We're near the bottom 3 in November
Yeates is the best Winger ever

 

[Micalijo]

I am very honoured Swiss but please note it is REALTY!!! Did you know it submitted its Feb 2009 accounts late? Wonder why?

What about Chengdu?

 

[raul]

Whinges about whingers?

 

[beightonblade]

So ............ who does own the freehold ?

 

[Micalijo]

So ............ who does own the freehold ?

Bank of Scotland?

 

[SotonBlade]

To counter the 'Billy is shite' moan, how about 'Why did we sell Billy'

 

[SteelCity Blade]

To counter the 'Billy is shite' moan, how about 'Why did we sell Billy'

Because he was shite

Just kidding Billy :hello:

 

[SwissBlade]

Updated in red

 

[raul]

Sinclair has ruined the atmos.

 

[Grecian2000]

I think there are some key whinges missing from the list:

The fans keep booing
Some fans don't courtsey when they see King Kev anymore
Car Park ruffians
So called fans
Fickle fans
We need to make BDTBL a fortress again
Some fans are know nowts
Our fans are morons

Don't suppose anyone heard the reaction to Spurs not beating Sunderland last night. It's a good job fickleness only ever happens at Bramall Lane.

 

[SwissBlade]

I think there are some key whinges missing from the list:

The.......

Updated. This could be the most important thread since Shed watch

 

[raul]

1) There are not enough offers on matchday tickets
2) There are too many offers on matchday tickets

 

[JohnDenver]

"Gary Fecking Sinclair has ruined the club"

Amen brother!

 

[shorehamview]

Peter's Fucking Pies. Why are some in plastic and some not? I can't ever remember cooking anything in a plastic packet when I was in catering.

 

[SwissBlade]

The Blades related whinging seems to have taken a back seat in the past couple of weeks, thanks to the Piggies!

Keep it up Wednesday, you're giving us Blades life again and we're even doing alright on the pitch as well!

****UPDATES****
Lets Boycott the lane!
Yeates is the best Winger ever

Current Whinges:
Speed is not the problem
The Players are shite
We need to make BDTBL a fortress again
Gary Fecking Sinclair has ruined the club
We're near the bottom 3 in November
Scarboroughpacific.com.au - New!
Andy Reid - New!
Even Len would struggle to present that sentence as a whinge - New!
Tom Fooking Hark - New!
OS is shite! - New!
SUFC keep sending unreadable emails with stupid grey backgrounds - New!
Half Season Tickets with no free under 13's ticket - New

 

[moDtheGod]

"Yeates is the best Winger ever"

Even Len would struggle to present that sentence as a whinge.

 

[SwissBlade]

"Yeates is the best Winger ever"

Even Len would struggle to present that sentence as a whinge.

Just wait till he has another shocker and it'll then be replaced with a whinge, the current statement is that he's doing alright (aka the best winger ever)

 

[beightonblade]

tom fookin hark !

 

[SwissBlade]

Cheers BB/ moDtheGod

 

[Ted Danson]

What about the OS being shite! and SUFC sending unreadable emails with stupid grey backgrounds. Oh and as it is such a big one I'll second Beighton with TOM FOOKIN HARK!!!

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The piggies have cheaper better beer n'all

 

[SwissBlade]

The piggies have cheaper better beer n'all

Added the others, but this one, how dare you suggest that Wednesday have something better than us.

Plus, this one will be redundant in the next couple of weeks

 

[shorehamview]

The piggies have cheaper better beer n'all

That's because you need to be leathered to stand a season of sitting in their ramshackle shithole.

 

[super_pig]

>The piggies have cheaper better beer n'all
how do 'you' know?

 

[Ted Danson]

because I went to the Utd V Piggy reserve derby earlier this season with a piggy friend of mine, he said they sell Carlsburg at around £2.50 a pint instead of tastless carling at £3.20 but he did agree that you needed to drink more if you were watching them

 

[2ndtenorblade]

carlsburg/carling? piggy piss is cheaper, so what?

 

[SwissBlade]

because I went to the Utd V Piggy reserve derby earlier this season with a piggy friend of mine, he said they sell Carlsburg at around £2.50 a pint instead of tastless carling at £3.20 but he did agree that you needed to drink more if you were watching them

Ah when you said beer I assumed that you meant beer, not lager. Have you gone all german on us Ted?

Carlsberg is shite compared to Carling! Although I agree we're getting charged Premier league prices compared to their League 2 prices. I can only assume that its watered down at the sty with pig swill.

 

[Ted Danson]

YA Vol, Ich bin ein Berliner!!

To be fair I wouldnt drink either of them out of choice but atleast Carlsburg has got a taste rather than Carling that just tastes of nothing. Either way its the price that annoys me the most.

What happened to that red berry cider? it tasted bad but for that price who cares

 

[SwissBlade]

Updated with Flawed's whinge on Half Season tickets

 

[Selly]

Carlsberg is shite compared to Carling!

Yes but then Carling is shit as well TBH...

 

[SwissBlade]

Yes but then Carling is shit as well TBH...

its less shit