CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Vikkster]

So is he signing then? The thread's got to 200 pages and people seem to have lost interest. Come on people focus! We need more unsubstantiated Twitter rumours, repeat them from last week if you have to. Random, anonymous ITKs. Let's hear your cryptic waffle. And tit people. We need you to provide back up in times of apathy. Get your Google image searches done early.

Come on guys, snap to it. We can do 250 pages by Thursday if you put your minds to it.

 

[LudlamBlade]

So is he signing then? The thread's got to 200 pages and people seem to have lost interest. Come on people focus! We need more unsubstantiated Twitter rumours, repeat them from last week if you have to. Random, anonymous ITKs. Let's hear your cryptic waffle. And tit people. We need you to provide back up in times of apathy. Get your Google image searches done early.

Come on guys, snap to it. We can do 250 pages by Thursday if you put your minds to it.

Just seen Brewster in spar on Bramall Lane buying fairy liquid and dishcloths, said he's moving in wi our Sander up at beauchief and he's making him do all the pots. YHIHF

 

[Seth Rollins]

So is he signing then? The thread's got to 200 pages and people seem to have lost interest. Come on people focus! We need more unsubstantiated Twitter rumours, repeat them from last week if you have to. Random, anonymous ITKs. Let's hear your cryptic waffle. And tit people. We need you to provide back up in times of apathy. Get your Google image searches done early.

Come on guys, snap to it. We can do 250 pages by Thursday if you put your minds to it.

Oh come on. We can do it by tomorrow if we really try!!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Ok......
Is it today ?

Just seen Brewster in spar on Bramall Lane buying fairy liquid and dishcloths, said he's moving in wi our Sander up at beauchief and he's making him do all the pots. YHIHF

Brilliant! That's the spirit. The Rhian Brewster Rumours Thread thanks you for your service!

 

[Danetheblade]

So is he signing then? The thread's got to 200 pages and people seem to have lost interest. Come on people focus! We need more unsubstantiated Twitter rumours, repeat them from last week if you have to. Random, anonymous ITKs. Let's hear your cryptic waffle. And tit people. We need you to provide back up in times of apathy. Get your Google image searches done early.

Come on guys, snap to it. We can do 250 pages by Thursday if you put your minds to it.

Think everyone's just got bored of it now.

 

[LudlamBlade]

My mate's a barber and he says some young lad has just turned up to get a trim wearing a big silver medal?

 

[Russ]

Do we really need someone called Rhian. It’s almost a girls name. I think another Ollie might be best. Or Stanley. Would fit in nicely.

 

[bongleblade]

So is he signing then? The thread's got to 200 pages and people seem to have lost interest. Come on people focus! We need more unsubstantiated Twitter rumours, repeat them from last week if you have to. Random, anonymous ITKs. Let's hear your cryptic waffle. And tit people. We need you to provide back up in times of apathy. Get your Google image searches done early.

Come on guys, snap to it. We can do 250 pages by Thursday if you put your minds to it.

i had a dream last night that my dogs aunty told my mum that rhian brewster’s best pal at school had said that rhian’s dad was rumoured to be driving to sheffield today but it was just for a meadowhall trip, and actually sky sports then picked up on this and said “bids in” but then a banana from liverpool said “no bids” however rhian’s aunty’s best pal’s goldfish confirmed in a reply on twitter saying rhian was considering a contract offer from sheff utd and it was a loan to buy deal but he is waiting for his dad to get back from meadowhall with his new g star jeans which is causing this hold up, his dad has been missing for 6 days since then and is rumoured to be in a caravan in skegness due to the weather being nice

So basically, the big hold up is that the weather needs to get a little colder, to force rhians dad to come back from skeggy so rhian can consider a contract offer from us before ultimately deciding on palace

so take that as you will, don’t shoot the messenger just my 1st bit of itk info

 

[Scarebus]

My mate's a barber and he says some young lad has just turned up to get a trim wearing a big silver medal?

Silver? I want gold medalist in this team, not some fucking runner up

 

[FTPE]

Twattersphere is stone cold silent on Brewster rumours today.....

Go and make one up for morale.
Better still make one up for Palace, their Chairman will throw a tantrum and pull out of the race altogether.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Go and make one up for morale.
Better still make one up for Palace, their Chairman will throw a tantrum and pull out of the race altogether.

I'm done posting owt on twitter about Brewster after this drunken effort the other day

 

[BLADES1988]

I'm done posting owt on twitter about Brewster after this drunken effort the other day

Im waiting to get Sunjihi tattoed on my arse n all.

 

[LudlamBlade]

My mate who works at Anfield...

 

[LudlamBlade]

Im waiting to get Sunjihi tattoed on my arse n all.

I draw the line at getting a tattoo of sunjihi's face on your arse on my chest though, just saying

 

[BLADES1988]

My mate who works at Anfield...

Gone to Villa then yeah?

 

[Vikkster]

My mate who works at Anfield...

 

[Vikkster]

Sorry, it reply before i answered , anyway .........

 

[SufcBilly]

My mate who works at Anfield...

can someone translate because ive read it 5/6 times and im lost

 

[LudlamBlade]

can someone translate because ive read it 5/6 times and im lost

Well that proves he's a genuine scouser at least

 

[SufcBilly]

Well that proves he's a genuine scouser at least

ive figured it out now, him saying "eating that henderson shite" i thought he meant Deano and Brewster was a cannibal

 

[1987]

My mate who works at Anfield...

Worst cover up job in the world - not a good friend of yours ?

I love this kind of thing me, exciting stuff!

 

[brownblade]

ive figured it out now, him saying "eating that henderson shite" i thought he meant Deano and Brewster was a cannibal

Some of our fans might argue we've been missing a cannibal. The team's been crying out for a cannibal for multiple transfer windows. We can't dine out on that 9th place finish forever.

 

[TJB.]

My mate who works at Anfield...

Off where, though?!

 

[Berkshire Blade]

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ive figured it out now, him saying "eating that henderson shite" i thought he meant Deano and Brewster was a cannibal

Or into Scat.

Who knew the casual bar staff on Match days were itk on transfers

 

[Whiston Blade]

I draw the line at getting a tattoo of sunjihi's face on your arse on my chest though, just saying

Fake, who intentionally leaves let's their phone get down to 8%.

 

[Billyblade]

I saw him jogging in Coal Aston yesterday. Didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want to come across as a twat.

Buuut, seeing as it fills pages...

 

[RMBlade]

Some of our fans might argue we've been missing a cannibal. The team's been crying out for a cannibal for multiple transfer windows. We can't dine out on that 9th place finish forever.

Suarez is still a free agent

 

[DronnieBlade]

Exciting prospect. No doubt.

What we need ? Not sure. Especially if it’s a full transfer north of £20m for a lad with a handful of games and goals in the Championship. We don’t have time to develop a player for the future. Has to be a ready made “straight in to the XI” addition.

Better value elsewhere that also makes more sense given our current situation.

UTB

 

[Blade56]

I draw the line at getting a tattoo of sunjihi's face on your arse on my chest though, just saying

I’ll settle for a tatto of my arse on Sunjihi ’s face

 

[SufcBilly]

Exciting prospect. No doubt.

What we need ? Not sure. Especially if it’s a full transfer north of £20m for a lad with a handful of games and goals in the Championship. We don’t have time to develop a player for the future. Has to be a ready made “straight in to the XI” addition.

Better value elsewhere that also makes more sense given our current situation.

UTB

We are all ears to hear your alternative suggestions