Mattie Pollock

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

maggots surely

I'll set em up ...........
(Hook line & sinker)

 

[Balham]

It's a shame he doesn't play in nets, he'd catch everything.

 

[stpauliblade]

I've heard he's only available to play 6 days per week. Every day barramundi.

 

[Need4speed]

Actually the kind of signing we should be making and using a proportion of our PL money for. He may turn out to be the next Harry or he may turn out to be the next Nosworthy but a couple of signings like this every year and one will come off Sign him up and loan him back

 

[GrunkyPeep]

No news about this signing from my ITK mate. He is being Koi

 

[Teddy]

Actually the kind of signing we should be making and using a proportion of our PL money for. He may turn out to be the next Harry or he may turn out to be the next Nosworthy but a couple of signings like this every year and one will come off Sign him up and loan him back

Read that three times looking for a fish pun you bastard!

But very much agree with your point.

 

[Rapturian]

Lots of potential. Will just get batter and batter.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

If we sign this guy can someone let minnow?

 

[Badger Blade]

Do we know if there are any bones to this rumour, don't leave us floundering

 

[S64 Blade]

Pollock would certainly be a sustainable signing for the club.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

This is a whale of a thread but it's going on too long now and it's giving me the humpback.

 

[Kenilworth]

Our recent history of pescatorially nomenclatured players does not bode well. Have you forgotten Conor Sammon?

pescatorially nomenclatured

If ever you felt inclined to change your handle, Trigs

 

[Rodley]

Usually wouldn’t be cod dead doing fish puns, but the Pollocks on here reminds me of the maggots origin story...


Written allegedly by Rotherham Blades.

The enigmatic “missing line” was finally plucked from the air by one of the aforementioned RBs as he walked his dog along a local canal and saw a mysterious old fisherman sat fishing for carp one balmy Sunday morning. A car horn startled the old timer and he knocked his bait tray into the murky waters. Seeing the distressing scene unfolding, our erstwhile Red & White hero, approached the fisherman...

“You alright pal?”
“I would be better if I had a gallon of maggots” replied the fisherman, with his head in has hands.
“Magnet? Bit early for a beer pal” said t’owd Blade.
“I said Maggots lad, MAGGOTS”

A transcript of the conversation can be found in Sheffield Central Library apparently

 

[Snowflake]

You lot are having a whale of a time with your fish puns : oops sorry that’s not a fish

 

[Blade58]

I've just about haddock enough of these fish jokes

 

[SteveBlade]

For cod's hake if we flounder around again we'll letting them go. Get him in the net quickly, it doesn't take a brain sturgeon, we need to show a bit more porpoise.

 

[Kenilworth]

So, one fucking piece on the potential signing of a player and the rest of the thread constituting 4 pages of aquatic animal puns.
You’ll never see me post such low brow, puerile, excruciatingly contrived guff like that.

 

[benn5712]

Usually wouldn’t be cod dead doing fish puns, but the Pollocks on here reminds me of the maggots origin story...


Written allegedly by Rotherham Blades.

The enigmatic “missing line” was finally plucked from the air by one of the aforementioned RBs as he walked his dog along a local canal and saw a mysterious old fisherman sat fishing for carp one balmy Sunday morning. A car horn startled the old timer and he knocked his bait tray into the murky waters. Seeing the distressing scene unfolding, our erstwhile Red & White hero, approached the fisherman...

“You alright pal?”
“I would be better if I had a gallon of maggots” replied the fisherman, with his head in has hands.
“Magnet? Bit early for a beer pal” said t’owd Blade.
“I said Maggots lad, MAGGOTS”

A transcript of the conversation can be found in Sheffield Central Library apparently

De bait able.

Anyways. Sign this Kid and who's up for a Conga? When we're allowed back in.

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

So we've trawled leagues for Pollock?

 

[benn5712]

If you want to end the fish jokes, just look up candiru fish.


Last one. Zander Berge at DM

 

[Danetheblade]

Guys.. this isn't the time or plaice to be making jokes.

 

[SteveBlade]

So, one fucking piece on the potential signing of a player and the rest of the thread constituting 4 pages of aquatic animal puns.
You’ll never see me post such low brow, puerile, excruciatingly contrived guff like that.

There's a pun in there that I can't find. Just Googled 'puerile' and 'guff' but neither are fish.

 

[brownblade]

We do need to start signing more talented teenagers, to supplement our academy, as a couple of people have commented.

This kid's Dad was pretty tough on the pitch, so I'm guessing he has some grit in his blood.

Unfortunately, Pollock's agent is a real shark...

 

[benn5712]

Guys.. this isn't the time or plaice to be making jokes.

I was being perfectly seabass.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Wilders spoken to him, he had him on the line earlier

 

[GrunkyPeep]

So, one fucking piece on the potential signing of a player and the rest of the thread constituting 4 pages of aquatic animal puns.
You’ll never see me post such low brow, puerile, excruciatingly contrived guff like that.

I think someone is having a Crappie day....

 

[Brian Deane]

I think someone is having a Crappie day....

Nah. He's having a trawlful day with the sounds of it ......

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Nah. He's having a trawlful day with the sounds of it ......

I'm sure he'll feel better when he's had chance to mullet over

 

[Kenilworth]

I think someone is having a Crappie day....

Nope. I have a rep for really, really bad puns

 

[Brian Deane]

I'm sure he'll feel better when he's had chance to mullet over

Yes. He'll probably be breaming from eel to eel ....