We aren't allowed to choose Monty, because Olle, Fiery, Torrix and company say so. Our personal preferences aren't allowed any more. Am I allowed to still like a bag of pork scratchings before the match, or have they decided against them now? Can they tell me who to vote for, when to breathe and when to shit, when to laugh and when to cry? Must I go to the pub that they do before each match so I can worship at the altar of their opinion? Am I allowed to go to the pub, or must I spend the three hours before each match practising taking my shoes off for a protest, just in case?
Or am I allowed to make my own fucking mind up without people trying to tell me what to think? I'm 42, for fuck's sake. I'm allowed to think what the fuck I like, and if that doesn't match with somebody else's individual opinion then tough fucking shit.
I thought this thread was asking for people's favourite current player, not a critique of other people's choices, or a general dig at a player you don't like. I am well aware that we have got rid of some good players in the past few years. Please allow me to pick who and what I like without having to do as I'm told, because frankly I will do what I like anyway. I liked Bob Booker, and he wasn't exactly Pele, was he?