Some wives don’t get it do they..

[Canterbury Blade]

Last night I was sat in a hotel bar with the wife after the match. First visit home post lockdown to see family.

Chatting about stuff, then in walk (separately) four players. One had played, one was injured and two were on the bench. one buys a Guinness (hadn’t played and not injured), others stayed on their own bottles of squash. No hanging around or posing, just polite to Staff and off up the stairs.

I didn’t get the courage to say well done, thank you for the smile you’ve brought me or sing he’s a Blade etc

When I said to the wife this morning that I’m going to leave a note at reception saying something simple like Top game last night. Thank you etc

Her retort was “They ran upstairs last night as you looked like a love lost Hannibal Lector staring at them and now you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

Just don’t get it some of em do they?

PS- car park had 5 cars in it worth around half a million quid in total. And yes I looked at every one before she could start on me again!!

 

[Eza Blade]

At your age you should be trying to give it her as often as possible before it drops off ...,..sorry couldn’t resist

 

[mattbianco1]

Last night I was sat in a hotel bar with the wife after the match. First visit home post lockdown to see family.

Chatting about stuff, then in walk (separately) four players. One had played, one was injured and two were on the bench. one buys a Guinness (hadn’t played and not injured), others stayed on their own bottles of squash. No hanging around or posing, just polite to Staff and off up the stairs.

I didn’t get the courage to say well done, thank you for the smile you’ve brought me or sing he’s a Blade etc

When I said to the wife this morning that I’m going to leave a note at reception saying something simple like Top game last night. Thank you etc

Her retort was “They ran upstairs last night as you looked like a love lost Hannibal Lector staring at them and now you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

Just don’t get it some of em do they?

PS- car park had 5 cars in it worth around half a million quid in total. And yes I looked at every one before she could start on me again!!

I get this all the time off our lass if ever I see a player.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I get this all the time off our lass if ever I see a player.

I get it every time we go to the supermarket and I wear full kit....

 

[Sean Thornton]

I get it every time we go to the supermarket and I wear full kit....

I knew it......

 

[Jon Bon II]

I knew it......

I've tried it with socks pulled right up, pushed right down Sabella stylee - makes no difference, she still whinges...

 

[Bobby Boo]

At your age you should be trying to give it her as often as possible before it drops off ...,..sorry couldn’t resist

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

 

[Jon Bon II]

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

Mine did....

 

[ucandomagic]

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

You stop being able to see it - so you never know.

 

[Bobby Boo]

You stop being able to see it - so you never know.

I can't see it now, my belly is in the way

 

[LoughboroBlade]

When I said to the wife this morning that I’m going to leave a note at reception saying something simple like Top game last night. Thank you etc

Her retort was “They ran upstairs last night as you looked like a love lost Hannibal Lector staring at them and now you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

Just don’t get it some of em do they?

I mean it’s something I’d never do, but I hope if you did you didn’t go one step further to show your dedication by spelling out your message using cuttings from the hotel newspaper and magazines from the room...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

It might as well do......,

 

[benn5712]

Contracted as a sperm donor, me.
Then swiftly neutered and sexually ostracised.

 

[bornablade]

And yet we are expected to walk around places TK Max and start appreciating a load of old tat.

 

[Eza Blade]

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

I was talking about libido......pervert

 

[HighfieldBlade]

When I said to the wife this morning that I’m going to leave a note at reception saying something simple like Top game last night. Thank you etc

Her retort was “They ran upstairs last night as you looked like a love lost Hannibal Lector staring at them and now you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

You're the No.1 Blades fan...Just like Jed Maxwell

 

[blade too long]

wives make great patio foundations, but not under block paving because as they decompose they sink a bit
Ive been married 5 times 4 died of mushroom poisoning and one of a crushed skull , she wouldn't eat the mushrooms

 

[steve26272]

I can't see it now, my belly is in the way

Get one of them mirrors they use to check for car bombs

 

[SCSteve]

Get one of them mirrors they use to check for car bombs
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A mirror on a stick costs $4,000?!?!

Bargain.

 

[Bobby Boo]

A mirror on a stick costs $4,000?!?!

Bargain.

I thought it was for resting your ball bag on

 

[Blade56]

you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

Writing the note on your underpants and leaving them for the players is a bit weird though CB

 

[shorehamview]

When we last won promotion to the Premier League when Leeds lost many Blades went down to the car park at BDTBL to celebrate. I was one of them. My wife said I was a bit weird for doing so.

My reply was simple - “I’ve loved them for a lot longer than I’ve loved you.”

 

[TJB.]

Last night I was sat in a hotel bar with the wife after the match. First visit home post lockdown to see family.

Chatting about stuff, then in walk (separately) four players. One had played, one was injured and two were on the bench. one buys a Guinness (hadn’t played and not injured), others stayed on their own bottles of squash. No hanging around or posing, just polite to Staff and off up the stairs.

I didn’t get the courage to say well done, thank you for the smile you’ve brought me or sing he’s a Blade etc

When I said to the wife this morning that I’m going to leave a note at reception saying something simple like Top game last night. Thank you etc

Her retort was “They ran upstairs last night as you looked like a love lost Hannibal Lector staring at them and now you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

Just don’t get it some of em do they?

PS- car park had 5 cars in it worth around half a million quid in total. And yes I looked at every one before she could start on me again!!

You should have found out where their rooms were and left a four-pack of shit lager at their doors, along with a note. That's the done thing.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

You should have found out where their rooms were and left a four-pack of shit lager at their doors, along with a note. That's the done thing.

And then, next time West Ham are in town, you could repeat the gesture but just leave a four-pack of shit

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Last night I was sat in a hotel bar with the wife after the match. First visit home post lockdown to see family.

Chatting about stuff, then in walk (separately) four players. One had played, one was injured and two were on the bench. one buys a Guinness (hadn’t played and not injured), others stayed on their own bottles of squash. No hanging around or posing, just polite to Staff and off up the stairs.

I didn’t get the courage to say well done, thank you for the smile you’ve brought me or sing he’s a Blade etc

When I said to the wife this morning that I’m going to leave a note at reception saying something simple like Top game last night. Thank you etc

Her retort was “They ran upstairs last night as you looked like a love lost Hannibal Lector staring at them and now you want to start to stalk them. You’re 52 not 12. Grow up!”

Just don’t get it some of em do they?

PS- car park had 5 cars in it worth around half a million quid in total. And yes I looked at every one before she could start on me again!!

She might just have been a bit grumpy from being up all night air-tighting in the player suites??

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Remind the wife that Blades were your first love, not her. Tell us what she said please.Haha

 

[Alf Tuppers Shorts]

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

No not literally, but you do piss yourself more.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Does your knob really drop off once you reach a certain age?

"If you don't use it you lose it"

 

[blade too long]

Get one of them mirrors they use to check for car bombs
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Car bomb in a hotel
Surely a car being in a hotel would arouse suspicion

 

[LenTednTony]

Back to the serious (?) opening statement. Under Madkins I was frustrated and down and angry after every poor performance and/or result. My wife said to me ‘Why don’t you just support a team that wins more often. Wednesday are doing better than United, why not support them?’

After 3 hours of explaining why I couldn’t change teams and that the club you support picks you and not the other way round and how it is a way of life she said something like ‘Well May be give it up altogether then’.

Those that don’t understand REALLY don’t understand.