Caption Competition Friday Fun

[Kenilworth]

Caption:

After searching for a pot of gold Birch comes back from Malaysia with the lepprechaun who was guarding it.

 

[Mousey]

Upon signing a new contract, Stephen Quinn suddenly realises he is wearing a tea towel instead of a shirt.

 

[Kenilworth]

Jusr realised - it appears that SQuinny is left footed but right handed - unless the photo has been reversed.

 

[dingledog]

He's even got a shirt in the teams colours so it made sense to sign him

 

[Guesty]

That's S-T-E-P-H-E...

 

[Jon Bon]

Jusr realised - it appears that SQuinny is left footed but right handed - unless the photo has been reversed.

It's not been reversed. The Blades badge is on the top left of the sheet where it usually is, both men are wearing their watch on the left wrist, as is common for most men and crap footballers always wear an assortment of girly bangles on their right wrist. Elementary...

 

[Kenilworth]

Do you think they made the contract as simple as possible for SQuinny?
If you look at the paper he is signing there is only two lines of text on it.

"I, the undersigned agree to play football for a period of three years"

"Club: Sheffield United"

S. Quinn

 

[Kenilworth]

Hey JB - You've been watching Sherlock on a Sunday evening, haven't you?

 

[Guesty]

Hey JB - You've been watching Sherlock on a Sunday evening, haven't you?

That's exactly what I thought

Right handed but left footed isn't nearly as unusual as left naded but right footed. I don't think I know anyone like that.

 

[Latters]

That's exactly what I thought

Right handed but left footed isn't nearly as unusual as left naded but right footed. I don't think I know anyone like that.

How does one establish which 'nad is their most favoured (I would imagine this is measured in virility)?

 

[Ed Chevans]

do most people have a dominent nad? I treat mine as equals

 

[Bayingblade]

do most people have a dominent nad? I treat mine as equals

My taylor suggest my left is dominant.

And I'm right handed.

 

[TheSwollengland]

"and you say mi mammy can park da caravan ova dere terry and da ponies can use da pitch"

 

[Rich]

I can't sign this, unless you can give me a caravan for me 'ma, wi' periwinkle blue scatter cushions.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Quinny..." What he doesn't know is that I'm running off to join the Amish as soon as I grow up!"

 

[LouTheBlade]

Quinny..." What he doesn't know is that I'm running off to join the Amish as soon as I grow up!"

:lol:

"What be this manner of quill and parchment english?!"

 

[Jon Bon]

Hey JB - You've been watching Sherlock on a Sunday evening, haven't you?

Wrong. Sunday evenings at 9pm JB is usually sprucing himself up in preparation for another gruelling yet highly paid week working in the public sector, as can be deduced by his permanent hang dog expression, the smell of honest toil, also by his gold plated Breitling watch, worn on the left wrist of course, and the Moet stain on his left lapel. A quick glance at his Sky+ planner would show 'Sherlock' on series link but last weeks episode is missing from the recorded programmes. This means that he must have watched it between Monday and Thursday. We know that he works long hard days in the public sector so we can narrow it down to an evening viewing. Thursday evenings he attends Common Purpose briefings, Wednesdays he's at the Masonic Lodge and Mondays is curry and quiz night at the Fat Cat - So gentlemen, he must watch Sherlock on a Tuesday evening, not Sunday, proving your hypothesis wrong and clearing him of any plagiarism whilst proving beyond any doubt that SQuinny IS a shit footballer....

 

[Guesty]

How does one establish which 'nad is their most favoured (I would imagine this is measured in virility)?

Whoops!

Dodgy keyboard. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 

[norfolkblade]

"sprucing himself up in preparation for another gruelling yet highly paid week working in the public sector, as can be deduced by his permanent hang dog expression, the smell of honest toil, also by his gold plated Breitling watch, worn on the left wrist of course, and the Moet stain on his left lapel."

If only the public sector was actually like that, gruelling for us finance bods at the mo, but for me, not very highly paid, they screw the hell out of apprentices in finance here, quite how somebody a year behind me on the AAT course can be paid double what I am is beyond me!

 

[Selly]

That's exactly what I thought

Right handed but left footed isn't nearly as unusual as left handed but right footed. I don't think I know anyone like that.

It may be a bit early to tell at 21 months old, but my son is definately left handed, but always goes to kick a football with his right foot.

 

[Rich]

I'm right handed but I bat left handed. I'm equally shite with either foot at football (but did work on my left foot a lot more than my right, just so I'd be more likely to get a game here and there at school.)

 

[marshy]

'I only wore this horrible shirt to detract from my horrible ginger hair, but on reflection it didn't work, I still look ridiculous'

 

[Grecian2000]

'I only wore this horrible shirt to detract from my horrible ginger hair, but on reflection it didn't work, I still look ridiculous'

I'm sure that's what you said the last time I saw you in the Nelly, Marshy.

 

[SotonBlade]

"Keenzy Signs for The Blades!"

 

[TonyAgana]

That's exactly what I thought

Right handed but left footed isn't nearly as unusual as left naded but right footed. I don't think I know anyone like that.

Meet your resident freak TA! :wave:

 

[Sean the Blade]

Fuck me! We've signed Lebit Opik's ginger love-child!

 

[keenzy]

Fuck,
It's like looking in a Mirror!!

 

[Foxy]

Fuck,
It's like looking in a Mirror!!

I bet he doesn't try to kiss Bogdanovic lookalikes when going in for a challenge though!

 

[keenzy]

I bet he doesn't try to kiss Bogdanovic lookalikes when going in for a challenge though!

Wanker.......