Chris Gooze

[Tarqs]

Cracking player, wand of a left foot and currently tearing up the highland league with Buckie Thistle.

Perhaps Flecky could put a word in.

 

[Oreyt]

100/100 score on the "Classic Footballer Name Ratio of 1 Boring to 1 Ridiculous" ready reckoner.

Sign him up.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Only just seen this...spat my tea!

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Cracking player, wand of a left foot and currently tearing up the highland league with Buckie Thistle.

Perhaps Flecky could put a word in.

The comments on his profile page on soccerwiki!

 

[raul]

Known as Merry in the dressing room

 

[INTERUNITED]

We should definitely have a gander!!

 

[Bartleby]

Claire would be a more attractive option

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Claire would be a more attractive option

I agree, however, that's a whoosh moment for most I imagine

 

[BushBlade]

I agree, however, that's a whoosh moment for most I imagine

The whole thread is a woosh moment for me.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

The whole thread is a woosh moment for me.

This might help on the second whoosh

 

[Tarqs]

This might help on the second whoosh

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[Isaw Joeshaw]

The whole thread is a woosh moment for me.

I thought Gooze was a euphemism for spunk and that the thread had mistakenly been put on here rather than in 'Hilarious ' .

 

[BushBlade]

This might help on the second whoosh

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But her surname is Goose.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

But her surname is Goose.

annnnnnd there's another whoosh moment