Pissed up in the Westfield....

[Torrix1889]

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

 

[JPBrods]

McCabe fallen on hard times it would seem.

 

[ComedyClub]

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

Sorry - It won't happen again.

 

[Bert]

A far better sight was the 5 young Asian boys all about 5 or 6 years old with their dads, all decked out with United scarves.

 

[Tarqs]

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

Did he wear a cap and have a stick? If so I have a feeling I was sat beside him in the Westfield a couple of years ago and hes known to wander around seats.

 

[Torrix1889]

Did he wear a cap and have a stick? If so I have a feeling I was sat beside him in the Westfield a couple of years ago and hes known to wander around seats.

No it wasn't him, (I know exactly who you mean) I hadn't seen this guy before.

 

[Tarqs]

No it wasn't him, (I know exactly who you mean) I hadn't seen this guy before.

This lad is a good fella and seemed quite alright a couple of years ago, but every time I see him these days he's completely off his rocker and red as beetroot.

 

[Dkc]

Yes I spotted him too. He was slurring something about 'No bigger fucking Blade than me ' and 'That robbing bog roll twat'. Saw him in the bogs at half time too, smoking weed and mumbling something about Sharp 'Costing us fuck all' and being better than Mousset.

 

[Davalon]

And nobody kidney punched him?

Fucking lightweights in that stand.

 

[BushBlade]

And nobody kidney punched him?

Fucking lightweights in that stand.

I followed him to the toilets and took his wallet.

 

[Davalon]

I followed him to the toilets and took his wallet.

Hopefully that had his disabled blue badge in it

 

[Sean Thornton]

I followed him to the toilets and took his wallet.

At the Lane he meant, not in Dempseys...

 

[Rusty view]

I got worried when i started reading this......phew.

 

[BushBlade]

Hopefully that had his disabled blue badge in it

Not anymore.

 

[Westran]

There was an eastern european bloke behind us on the kop at the Brighton match, he was trying to start songs all the first half and had obviously had a skin full. Got back to my seat after my half time beer and he was bent in half asleep. About 10 minutes in he was sick all over the people in front of him. Nightmare.

 

[Whiston Blade]

A far better sight was the 5 young Asian boys

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

He won’t be sat there for cup game !!

 

[Inter_blade83]

Huge fat guy away at Brighton, shuffled near me on the concourse, could barely stand up. Eyes rolling, pint in one hand, pasty in the other. Took a bite looked like he wasn't going to stomach it. I turned away and a few seconds later a pasty hit the menu above the bar, and landed on a poor fella and ruined his jacket and was in his hair. Turned back around, fat twat didn't have a pasty anymore.

 

[Camden Blade]

When i went for my train just after 7pm there was a bloke collapsed on the floor around that age, shaven head blue jeans at the bus stop nearest Midland station

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

When I was going to catch my train at 7pm there was a bloke about that age shaven head blue jeans collapsed at the bus stop outside midland station near the convenience store. Several people at the bus stop were trying to wake him but he was out for the count.

 

[Sean Thornton]

When i went for my train just after 7pm there was a bloke collapsed on the floor around that age, shaven head blue jeans at the bus stop nearest Midland station

When I was going to catch my train at 7pm there was a bloke about that age shaven head blue jeans collapsed at the bus stop outside midland station near the convenience store. Several people at the bus stop were trying to wake him but he was out for the count.

Shaven head? Could be anybody on the Kop.........

 

[wizadry]

Shaven head? Could be anybody on the Kop.........

Hey, fuck off Russell Brand lookalike.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hey, fuck off Russell Brand lookalike.....

George Clooney/John Candy if you don’t mind

 

[Sean Thornton]

George Clooney/John Candy if you don’t mind

With a little less height before itsinyerblood pipes up......

 

[wizadry]

Yes I spotted him too. He was slurring something about 'No bigger fucking Blade than me ' and 'That robbing bog roll twat'. Saw him in the bogs at half time too, smoking weed and mumbling something about Sharp 'Costing us fuck all' and being better than Mousset.

To be fair to him, you couldn’t argue with the very last part of your post as it stands.

 

[BushBlade]

George Clooney/John Candy if you don’t mind

John Candy’s lost a lot of weight.

 

[Torrix1889]

When i went for my train just after 7pm there was a bloke collapsed on the floor around that age, shaven head blue jeans at the bus stop nearest Midland station

When I was going to catch my train at 7pm there was a bloke about that age shaven head blue jeans collapsed at the bus stop outside midland station near the convenience store. Several people at the bus stop were trying to wake him but he was out for the count.

Fits the description for sure...

 

[Tarqs]

John Candy’s lost a lot of weight.

Lot of stress since his white goods empire collapsed.

 

[Sean Thornton]

John Candy’s lost a lot of weight.

Yeah, he’s transferred the bastard onto me

 

[Trafford]

I followed him to the toilets and took his wallet.

The bog roll might have been more valuable.....

 

[BushBlade]

The bog roll might have been more valuable.....

Got that as well.