Pissed up in the Westfield....

[Jon Bon II]

A far better sight was the 5 young Asian boys all about 5 or 6 years old with their dads, all decked out with United scarves.

Chuffin hell, they weren't pissed up n'all, were they?

 

[1066blade]

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

I did, thanks for your concern.

 

[Menage a petit pois]

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

I apologise..... I was only parolled at the weekend..... I'm still waiting for my alcohol dependency counselling........ Nice crotch though.....

 

[Dkc]

Fits the description for sure...

Hope the bloke is OK.

And if so, can someone can tell him his epic bender now has it's own thread?

 

[demolitionman]

Huge fat guy away at Brighton, shuffled near me on the concourse, could barely stand up. Eyes rolling, pint in one hand, pasty in the other. Took a bite looked like he wasn't going to stomach it. I turned away and a few seconds later a pasty hit the menu above the bar, and landed on a poor fella and ruined his jacket and was in his hair. Turned back around, fat twat didn't have a pasty anymore.

That was my mates coat and hair, I've got no hair so it was just my coat that copped it

 

[metalblade]

Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy a pint, (or 3,4,5) before a game but we had the most paralytic bloke ever sat behind us in the Westfield on Saturday…..he could barely stand, nearly fell over as he took his seat 15 minutes after kick-off, (well it wasn’t his but the usual ST holder was obviously away) and sat there with mud all over his knees from obviously falling over and sick down his home shirt.

He must have been late 50’s/early 60’s and spent most of the time struggling to stay awake then coming too and shouting, (sorry slurring) “cumon Bladesortitout”……when Billy scored he managed to get to his feet as we were all watching the reply on the big screen, he then fell backwards, (not forwards onto me thankfully), then turned round to face the bloke he had fallen into only to fall again and bury his head in the blokes crotch and wrap his arms around his arse to hold on…..

It was quite funny at first but then quite concerning, how the Stewards let him in I will never know, hopefully he got home OK.

So it was your hood that he puked into then, didn't you know?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Shaven head? Could be anybody on the Kop.........

Shaved, for a minute thought it might be Barry.