Bog door predictions.....

[Blade56]

I was so incensed with the pundits writing us off so readily I pinned some of them on my bog door ready to use them in anger when they were proved long. Well ones gone already......

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[nickwr37]

Add Lundstram to the bottom note

 

[Blade56]

I was so incensed with the pundits writing us off so readily I pinned some of them on my bog door ready to use them in anger when they were proved long. Well ones gone already......

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It’s still there and eases many a passage of just like the feckers that wrote it

 

[Bobby Boo]

I've posted this before. This is what my "hilarious" boss left on my desk after we secured promotion. He's been pretty accurate so far, the tosser.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

I've posted this before. This is what my "hilarious" boss left on my desk after we secured promotion. He's been pretty accurate so far, the tosser.View attachment 72927

Please tell me you have a response primed

Sheffield Wed 0 Blackburn 5
Sheffield Wed 0 Reading 3
Sheffield Wed 1 Derby 3

and with a tonking from Man City tonight and the rest of the season ahead of us, I should think it’ll fill out nicely.
Obviously to be completed with
Sheffield Wed 0 EFL 21.

 

[Rodley]

Admire anyone with a carpeted toilet. I have to have tiled - always been a terrible aim, even worse after a pint! Cost a fortune getting the carpets shampoo’d every 2 months!

 

[8lade]

Ha! He had us down to score against Liverpool, what a knob!

 

[Billyblade]

Admire anyone with a carpeted toilet. I have to have tiled - always been a terrible aim, even worse after a pint! Cost a fortune getting the carpets shampoo’d every 2 months!

Carpeted bog floors feel nice on the feet when you're having a nice relaxing shite. It also seems to take longer for the pins and needles to kick in.
Our toilets have been tiled ever since Mrs BB decided to start borning kids out.
Anyone with kids will know that their cocks must be like shower-heads. It's important to have the bleeding walls tiled as well. Piss-coloured grout might be a plan too. Little shits.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I was so incensed with the pundits writing us off so readily I pinned some of them on my bog door ready to use them in anger when they were proved long. Well ones gone already......

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Wouldn't you just be better putting them on a nail and using for toilet paper?

 

[Blade56]

Wouldn't you just be better putting them on a nail and using for toilet paper?

When we are mathematically safe it will be done, oh yes, it will be done .

I’ll post or PM the event

 

[XM657]

I've posted this before. This is what my "hilarious" boss left on my desk after we secured promotion. He's been pretty accurate so far, the tosser.View attachment 72927

Thought managment involved communication. Shocking hand writing or is he a spider who's fallen in the ink pot?

 

[Brian Deane]

Thought managment involved communication. Shocking hand writing or is he a spider who's fallen in the ink pot?

Was thinking the same. Shite handwriting but it must be hard to hold the pen with a few more extra fingers and being cross eyed. UTB

 

[XM657]

Was thinking the same. Shite handwriting but it must be hard to hold the pen with a few more extra fingers and being cross eyed. UTB

From South Barnsley then?

 

[Brian Deane]

From South Barnsley then?

No Idea. You'd have to ask the OP if the person who wrote it is from that Sheep shagging inbred deluded place

 

[XM657]

No Idea. You'd have to ask the OP if the person who wrote it is from that Sheep shagging inbred deluded place

My word Brian, you do have a way with words, must be a poet, what a description so eloquently put and true. BBB will be along later to confirm no doubt.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I've posted this before. This is what my "hilarious" boss left on my desk after we secured promotion. He's been pretty accurate so far, the tosser.View attachment 72927

I'd staple that to his forehead if I were you. Please tell him from me that he's a cunt.

 

[Bobby Boo]

No Idea. You'd have to ask the OP if the person who wrote it is from that Sheep shagging inbred deluded place

Not exactly sure whereabouts in Sheffield he's from, he talks quite posh though. He supports Forest for some strange reason (maybe because he's a cunt)

 

[tincan]

Wouldn't you just be better putting them on a nail and using for toilet paper?

Bit painful that, but each to their own..

 

[I should coco]

Mrs BB decided to start borning kids out.
Anyone with kids will know that their cocks must be like shower-heads. It's important to have the bleeding walls tiled as well. Piss-coloured grout might be a plan too. Little shits.

Are you a specialist doctor of some type?

I only ask, as you have peppered your charming post with many medical terms, which are not totally familiar to me.

 

[Billyblade]

Are you a specialist doctor of some type?

I only ask, as you have peppered your charming post with many medical terms, which are not totally familiar to me.

I'll translate.
"Borning kids out" - gave birth to children
"Cocks like shower-heads" - piss shoots out in several directions.
"Little shits" - Little shits.

Hope that helps

 

[Cheesebored]

Not exactly sure whereabouts in Sheffield he's from, he talks quite posh though. He supports Forest for some strange reason ( because he's a cunt)

FTFY.