If Heineken did weekends

[Hackblade]

Friday night... scored the winner in a Premier League game.
Saturday... on the nest with a porn star.
Sunday... out with mates at the South Wales derby.

Yeah, I’m a bit jealous!

 

[blademark]

The porn star bit is a bit sad to be honest. I don't envy that at all.

 

[ben1987]

I suppose Carlsberg could do it too

 

[BigBed]

If Heineken did it, would it taste as shit as it does at the Lane, the same as Carlsberg does everywhere else??

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

1. He fucking miss-hit it and was fortunate it went in.

2. The pornstar had AIDS.

3. The South Wales derby is shite.

 

[knowsnowt]

All I managed over the weekend was mastering an origami crane whilst bored at work.
He's wasting his life.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Sunday... out with mates at the South Wales derby.

Yeah, I’m a bit jealous!

Would you really like to go to the South Wales derby ?

 

[Davalon]

I thought the porn star thing was just internet banter

 

[DifferentClass]

He shags the porn stars
He hates the Wendy
His beard's fuckin' massive

 

[Johnnyblade]

So who is the suspected porn star?

 

[tomtheblade]

Hmm. Much prefer the north-west Wales derby myself.

 

[BigBed]

"Oli Mcburnie
Oli Mcburnie
He shags the porn stars
He hates the Wendy
His beard is masssiiiiiiiiive
1-2-3-4"
(Repeat)

Kop chanted that up abit for you pal

 

[Aston max]

Would you really like to go to the South Wales derby ?

Been to one they are fucking mental , only thing close is the fener/gala derby in Istanbul

 

[Rodley]

The porn star bit is a bit sad to be honest. I don't envy that at all.

shes married its bollocks. Think she just wants publicity and McBurnie is happy to oblige.

 

[Cheesebored]

shes married its bollocks. Think she just wants publicity and McBurnie is happy to oblige.

Mcburnie happy to court publicity? No shit Sherlock.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

The porn star bit is a bit sad to be honest. I don't envy that at all.

Me neither. I'd much rather it be due to my magnetic personality, " met a really classy girl in a bar, chatted her up, took her home, had amazing sex...

(then it turned out she was a bloody porn star!)

 

[Cerberus Blade]

How about "If Real Ale did weekends..."

Friday: Went to a steam rally and saw some of my favourite locomotives
Saturday: Did a pub crawl of real ale pubs, making copious tasting notes in my little notebook
Sunday: Went to watch the Morris Dancers at my local and had several pints of "Old Diabolical" from the wood and a Sunday roast

(In writing this, it's just made me realise what a sad old get I am - because I'd probably prefer this to what McBurnie is up to!)

 

[Billyblade]

When I was his age, I had some weekends that would've put his to shit.


Problem is, I can't remember them...

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

The porn star bit is a bit sad to be honest. I don't envy that at all.

I happened upon her twitter over the weekend (and I don't do twitter). She's basically a tramp. Yeah you might get a good pipe from her but so do a lot of people. She's been banged more times than joiners thumb. I also read yesterday that she's married. To a bloke who does the same kind of work (he doesn't pipe men off though).

 

[blademark]

How about "If Real Ale did weekends..."

Friday: Went to a steam rally and saw some of my favourite locomotives
Saturday: Did a pub crawl of real ale pubs, making copious tasting notes in my little notebook
Sunday: Went to watch the Morris Dancers at my local and had several pints of "Old Diabolical" from the wood and a Sunday roast

(In writing this, it's just made me realise what a sad old get I am - because I'd probably prefer this to what McBurnie is up to!)

Sounds lovely that. We must be the same age

 

[Hackblade]

Would you really like to go to the South Wales derby ?

Hell yes! I'm a football fan I love big games and going to new grounds.

 

[Snake]

Friday night... scored the winner in a Premier League game.
Saturday... on the nest with a porn star.
Sunday... out with mates at the South Wales derby.

Yeah, I’m a bit jealous!

Who wants to shag a plastic porn star? Be like throwing a sausage in Albert Hall. I much prefer the 'girl next door' type. So Vera, I know you are 90 but I don't give a fuck. If you are reading this go and sit on the radiator for a bit - keep me supper warm. I'll be round later when the wife has gone t'Asdas.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

How about "If Real Ale did weekends..."

Friday: Went to a steam rally and saw some of my favourite locomotives
Saturday: Did a pub crawl of real ale pubs, making copious tasting notes in my little notebook
Sunday: Went to watch the Morris Dancers at my local and had several pints of "Old Diabolical" from the wood and a Sunday roast

(In writing this, it's just made me realise what a sad old get I am - because I'd probably prefer this to what McBurnie is up to!)

Sounds like a cracking weekend. Room for one more?

 

[ben1987]

How about "If Real Ale did weekends..."

Friday: Went to a steam rally and saw some of my favourite locomotives
Saturday: Did a pub crawl of real ale pubs, making copious tasting notes in my little notebook
Sunday: Went to watch the Morris Dancers at my local and had several pints of "Old Diabolical" from the wood and a Sunday roast

(In writing this, it's just made me realise what a sad old get I am - because I'd probably prefer this to what McBurnie is up to!)

I’d probably rather get run over by a locomotive than go shopping with Oli and wear his clobber

 

[BushBlade]

All these middle aged blokes saying ‘I wouldn’t’ like it’s an option.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Been to one they are fucking mental , only thing close is the fener/gala derby in Istanbul

Hell yes! I'm a football fan I love big games and going to new grounds.

Its a game between 2 small irrelevant teams in Wales that shouldnt be even playing in the English Football League
The game wasnt even close to selling out plenty of empty seats

 

[blademark]

All these middle aged blokes saying ‘I wouldn’t’ like it’s an option.

Of course it's an option, you just pay the fee. I've checked

 

[Aston max]

Its a game between 2 small irrelevant teams in Wales that shouldnt be even playing in the English Football League
The game wasnt even close to selling out plenty of empty seats

It's not to them !!! tbf if you are of a certain age the county cup games against the pigs weren't irrelevant and got quite tasty at times

 

[BushBlade]

Of course it's an option, you just pay the fee. I've checked

Yes but then that’s just posters saying ‘I wouldn’t pay a prostitute for sex’. Why would anyone feel the urge to say that without being asked? It’s like randomly turning to your wife and saying ‘I wouldn’t shag your mum’.

 

[blademark]

Yes but then that’s just posters saying ‘I wouldn’t pay a prostitute for sex’. Why would anyone feel the urge to say that without being asked? It’s like randomly turning to your wife and saying ‘I wouldn’t shag your mum’.

That's what Oli did, which is the subject of this thread, and some, including me, wouldn't resort to paying a sex worker.
That's all .