Brian the Blades book

[djbaldken]

On Radio Sheffield tonight. Brian is writing a book!!!

Any sugestions for a title???

Brian The Blade. Legend in My own Mind.

Chapter 1. In the carpark with Warnock. Bottles of whisky i have shared with genious/idiot/genious/idiot/genius (depending on which way the wind blows) Neil.

Chapter 2. Managers who are nt fit to lace my boots. A very long chapter

Chapter 3. My sleepless nights. In which Brian details the nights he has laid awake wondering why on earth McCabe has not rung yet offering Brian the managers job.

Chapter 4. In the boardroom. Tales of Brian entertaining celebraties.The highlight being when he is sharing wine and canopes with Sir Alex Ferguson, Fabio Cappello, and Jose Marinio. Trevor Birch walks by with Kevin McCabe and is overheard to comment 'Who are they that Brian the Blade is talking to?

Chapter 5. How id take the Blades into Europe. Morgs and the team would be given special coaching.....voice coaching that is. Eurovision would be a doddle. 'Greasey Chip Butty' would wow Europe. Terry Wogan would regret retirement.

For all this and more read the soon to be serialised book in the Sheffield Star.


Can Anyone else suggest a more suitable title??? and more chapters for him to write???

 

[shorehamview]

Having had on many occasions questioned Brian's sanity I would conclude that it will either be full of very simple join-the-dots puzzles or a colouring book.

 

[happyhippy]

Which colour crayon is he using?

 

[Mousey]

Chapter 4. In the boardroom. Tales of Brian entertaining celebraties.The highlight being when he is sharing wine and canopes with Sir Alex Ferguson, Fabio Cappello, and Jose Marinio.

I've had a drink with him!

It was nothing special.

 

[GainsboroBlade]

Id buy that book!!

 

[LSF]

Brian (or Bruno as he was fondly known) went to Heeley Bank School so will be able to read and write very proficiently

However, his personna on the radio is really that in 'real' life too. His management skills at local level were similar to that of his nemisis Neil Warnock and he was the crudest defender that ever trod the local pitches of South Yorkshire in his playing days.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Away-Day Lickings by Brian the Blade

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Shamefully stolen quote from elsewhere but how about this for a title.

Lend us your Brian, I'm building an idiot.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I didn't hear it but my mate told me Brian had been on Radio Sheffield saying McCabe should sell Bramall Lane and move United to Don Valley Stadium! If that's true, how can he even call himself a Blade and why do Radio Sheffield continue to humour him?

 

[Jon Bon]

Diary Of A Fuckwit

 

[davidpinder]

Are you referring to Mr Thackery? I think your being a bit harsh on a fellow blade.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

If he suggests going to Don Valley then he deserves all he gets.

 

[MobileBlade]

You missed that chapter about his team talks on Handsworth Rec. One of funniest things I ever saw was him being sent from touchline by referee after about 20 minutes of constant abuse and giving his half time team talk from the other side of the fence on Handsworth Rec.

 

[shorehamview]

Are you referring to Mr Thackery? I think your being a bit harsh on a fellow blade.

He is a fellow Blade, but he's also a first rate twat. Just because he's a Blade doesn't mean I have to like him. I'm sure there isn't a single person in the crowd at any home game who would like every other fan there. In fact there are several you could easily take a dislike to.

Take for instance The Fat Family, a right bunch of racist fucktards.

Or that drunken ginner menace seen sat with the old buggers in the Lion.

 

[Foxy]

Take for instance The Fat Family, a right bunch of racist fucktards.

Your matchdays may be a little more enjoyable from now on then

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Take for instance The Fat Family, a right bunch of racist fucktards.

I'm intrigued about the 'Fat Family'. Were they the ones who queued all night on the Sunday to get Wembley tickets last year, only to find out they didn't have enough loyalty points and get turned away? The language was pretty rustic but not racist from what I can remember between peeing myself laughing...

 

[djbaldken]

Some excellent suggestions so far. keep em coming. I m so relieved to see its not just me who finds him an embarrassment to the Blades.

 

[shreds1975]

Your matchdays may be a little more enjoyable from now on then

Have they been kicked out?? Not noticed them as I have left the Kop recently.

I'll never forget tehm slagging several players off after a defeat and walking past I happened to say to my Dad that Paddy had played poorly and made some mistakes. The mother spins round "Don't you slag of my Paddy!"

She wasn't Paddy's ex missus was she?

 

[Mousey]

Have they been kicked out?? Not noticed them as I have left the Kop recently.

I'll never forget tehm slagging several players off after a defeat and walking past I happened to say to my Dad that Paddy had played poorly and made some mistakes. The mother spins round "Don't you slag of my Paddy!"

She wasn't Paddy's ex missus was she?

Sadly, like a bad fart, they are still lingering around. But she was Brian Deane's ex apparently. You can tell as well.

 

[Foxy]

Sadly, like a bad fart, they are still lingering around. But she was Brian Deane's ex apparently. You can tell as well.

You may have missed recent developments though

 

[debbyblade]

Read your text message ;-)

 

[Mousey]

Read your text message ;-)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Soon as I am back in England I am driving past that fatty asking her what the score was after every United game

 

[shreds1975]

You may have missed recent developments though

Come on - don't leave us in suspense!

 

[shorehamview]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Soon as I am back in England I am driving past that fatty asking her what the score was after every United game

Bring something Brazilian back with you, other than a ladyboy hanging out of your ass.:bummer: