Greenwich Blade
Hitch-Hike General
Yep, daft sod that I am my attempt to hitchhike to the game today resulted in me rupturing a quadricep in the process of coming to grief on a Motorway embankment by the M1 sliproad near Watford. I heard it snap as I slipped and went arse over tit. My prone position meant I was hidden from sight in brambles with the ambulance crew taking a whole hour to find me.
Eventually they found a very wet, cold silly twat lying in brambles still wearing his Blades Santa hat, unable to straighten his leg and in excruciating pain. They needed two ambulance crews, a police car, then the Highways Agency who closed the sliproad whilst they carted me into the ambulance, me pumped full of gas making me feel like yer average Hawkwind fan on a very good night.
I spent all afternoon in Watford General and all evening in St Peter's Hospital Chertsey after my wonderful Hull City supporting friend Michael sprung me from Watford. We had something to eat at his before the St Peter's part of the adventure.
And now they're keeping me in overnight, possibly to operate in the morning. So it's a career ending injury possibly, but as I haven't turned out for the Internet Blades in 15 years I don't think anyone will worry too much about that.


Eventually they found a very wet, cold silly twat lying in brambles still wearing his Blades Santa hat, unable to straighten his leg and in excruciating pain. They needed two ambulance crews, a police car, then the Highways Agency who closed the sliproad whilst they carted me into the ambulance, me pumped full of gas making me feel like yer average Hawkwind fan on a very good night.
I spent all afternoon in Watford General and all evening in St Peter's Hospital Chertsey after my wonderful Hull City supporting friend Michael sprung me from Watford. We had something to eat at his before the St Peter's part of the adventure.
And now they're keeping me in overnight, possibly to operate in the morning. So it's a career ending injury possibly, but as I haven't turned out for the Internet Blades in 15 years I don't think anyone will worry too much about that.

