Fleck Song

[mattbianco1]

Since's everyone's such a clever bastard, no-one's actually answered the op, who may just not know the Fleck song. So corner_flag this is the Fleck song sung a few times today:

(tune is yankee doodle dandy)

Johnny Fleck drinks Irn Bru,
He is our Scottish hero,
On a free from Coventry,
He cost us fucking zero.

Five foot six and hard as fuck,
He gets the Blades excited,
Shove your Wednesday up your arse,
Cos we are Sheff United.

That's better than my version

 

[Sheffsteel]

Someone put this in the shoutbox earlier:

"Let's talk about Fleck baby,
let's talk about Dave McG,
let's talk about all the players Chrissy Wilder signed for free"

Brilliant suggestion...made me laugh.

 

[shorehamview]

This thread is great, let’s hope it’s legs are longer than John Fleck’s.

 

[sheffielder]

We are going to need a Fleck song.

Any suggestions?

didn’t you hear it after the 2nd goal?

It went ‘oh Eddie mcgoldrick’

 

[sheffielder]

How about something along the lines of the proclaimers

who could run 500 miles
Who could run 500 more

Johnny Fleck lad
Johnny fleck lad

still hungover so forgive me

 

[mattbianco1]

Having read through the thread and many were taking the piss (me included), I'd just like to say that I'm in F-Block on South and never heard it yesterday. TBH, the crowd were flat throughout (where we sit), I've no doubt back of Kop were in good voice but seriously it never really carries over to us. Heard villa sing "Football in a library" quite a few times and I bet the same goes for the Kopites - bet you never heard them !?

 

[Bergen Blade]

Yeah that was me.

Are you the author or have you heard it being sung?

 

[borg elite]

The atmosphere was poor from where I was on the kop. Very subdued. The usual groups getting things going but folk don't want to join in. Don't know what's wrong with people. Hardly heard Villa either.

Having read through the thread and many were taking the piss (me included), I'd just like to say that I'm in F-Block on South and never heard it yesterday. TBH, the crowd were flat throughout (where we sit), I've no doubt back of Kop were in good voice but seriously it never really carries over to us. Heard villa sing "Football in a library" quite a few times and I bet the same goes for the Kopites - bet you never heard them !?

 

[corner_flag]

The atmosphere was poor from where I was on the kop. Very subdued. The usual groups getting things going but folk don't want to join in. Don't know what's wrong with people. Hardly heard Villa either.

It's all these glory supporters like me who don't know the songs

 

[Maidenhead]

Can we put something about shoving Wednesday up their arses? Only because we happen to be Sheff Utd

For me that's the only bit that lets a great song down.

Why on earth do we have to reference the pigs in a song about our scottish hero?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Are you the author or have you heard it being sung?

Stealed it from Facebook I'm afraid. I won't claim the glory.

 

[Maidenhead]

The atmosphere was poor from where I was on the kop. Very subdued. The usual groups getting things going but folk don't want to join in. Don't know what's wrong with people. Hardly heard Villa either.

When Fleck scored his second I tried to start a chant of "who the fuck is John McGinn?"

I was about as successful as the Villa forward line.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

5 foot 6 and.hard as fuck...

Perhaps adding something about exciting the fans?

Based on your idea, I've made this one up

Jonny Fleck drinks Irn Bru
He is our scottish hero
One a free from Coventry
He cost us fucking zero...


Five foot six and hard as fuck
He gets the blades excited
Shove your wedn*sday up your arse
'cause we are Sheff United !!!

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Based on your idea, I've made this one up

Jonny Fleck drinks Irn Bru
He is our scottish hero
One a free from Coventry
He cost us fucking zero...


Five foot six and hard as fuck
He gets the blades excited
Shove your wedn*sday up your arse
'cause we are Sheff United !!!

It'll never catch on.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It'll never catch on.

Plus, I've got to learn to read the whole thread, before posting

 

[shorehamview]

Plus, I've got to learn to read the whole thread, before posting

Where’s the fun in that?

 

[Brummie Blade 70]

That's a fucking belter....

We've tried it out and it definitely works

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Based on your idea, I've made this one up

Jonny Fleck drinks Irn Bru
He is our scottish hero
One a free from Coventry
He cost us fucking zero...


Five foot six and hard as fuck
He gets the blades excited
Shove your wedn*sday up your arse
'cause we are Sheff United !!!

Fuck Wednesday, they’ve no place in a chant about our PL exploits. I’d prefer something like “proving pundits know fuck all, ‘cos we are Sheff United!!!!
Especially as pundits can be changed for the current idiot of the moment, “Garth Crooks”, “Dur-ham”, Nic-ol” etc etc.

 

[North East Blade]

Johnny fleck he is a blade he’s a ginger bastard he doesnt drink irn bru the wankers always plastered

seems a little unfair on him but the best I could do sorry

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Back in League One I came up with this, which needs modifying due to personnel changes.

To the tune of Lord of the Dance

John Fleck, as good as he may be.
Signed for the Blades when we got him for free.
Just like Paul Coutts and Mark Duffy
Fleck's a part of our midfield three.