LouTheBlade
Active Member
I have come to the conclusion that the only way to be optimistic about the Blades is to look forward to next season and write this one off. With that in mind, I am about to demonstrate what we could achieve with the current team and a few well thought out additions – proving that football really isn’t rocket science.
Assuming that the club officials can pull their finger out of their arse for the first time in 18 months; our fortunes would improve with the following plan;
Step 1; Allow KB to gracefully resign his position (in May) and thank him for all his efforts.
Step 2; Provide a minimum transfer budget of £2 million for the new manager.
Step 3; Sign the following players (if available):-
Marcel Seip (Plymouth) – Not sure what they would be asking for, his contract might even be up but worth signing permanently.
Nyron Nosworthy (Sunderland) – Not sure how he played at Watford, didn’t look that great. But he has the right attributes and seems to be available. Would have to fork out probably though so makes our chances slim!
Frazer Richardson (Charlton) – Can’t understand why he’s still playing in League One. Good right back and gets forward well. We could get him for around £250K with their current financial problems.
Michael Tonge (Stoke) – He clearly isn’t wanted by his parent club and none of his loan suitors can seemingly afford him. We could probably capture him at £700K. Stoke would take a loss to get him off the wage bill.
Andy Keogh (Wolves) – You would get him for £1M as he will never be a permanent fixture in their side with the wealth of strikers they have.
Step 4; Renew the contracts of:-
Jonathan Fortune; James Harper; Nick Montgomery; Henri Camara (don’t know if I have missed anyone)
Step 5; We then offload the following players:-
Ian Bennett; Ryan France; Andy Taylor; Glen Little; Ched Evans (would probably get a fee for him)
Step 6; Pick the team:-
GK) Paddy Kenny
RB) Frazer Richardson
CB) Chris Morgan
CB) Nyron Nosworthy
LB) Gary Naysmith
RW) Jamie Ward
CM) Lee Williamson
CM) James Harper
LW) Michael Tonge
ST) Andy Keogh
ST) Billy Sharp
Subs: Mihkel Aksalu; Marcel Seip; Nick Montgomery; Mark Yeates; Richard Cresswell; Henri Camara; Darius Henderson
Reserves: Derek Geary; Jonathan Fortune; Jordan Stewart; Stephen Quinn; Kyel Reid
You can see how quickly we would have a strong squad with a modest investment (in football terms) and the release of a few duds. I know it’s tantamount to fantasy football rambling but I don’t care, it’s fun, more fun in fact than watching our current plight! The team above would challenge for automatic promotion, I am convinced of it. Playing a better brand of football and with the signing of his old partner in crime Keogh, Billy Sharp would start finding the net on a regular basis and they would have great competition from the lads on the bench. Get Michael Tonge believing in himself again and finally convince him that he is a WINGER and he would provide great service from the left as he used to.
Yep, it’s all if’s and but’s I know. A manager is going to have his own ideas but this is just to demonstrate how easy it would be to put a good football team together, with sensible investment. I’m sure United would pad the squad out with loan players as well
Any thoughts? Its just for a bit of fun and to give us some hope for the future. Who would you like to see in? out? shaking it all about?
Assuming that the club officials can pull their finger out of their arse for the first time in 18 months; our fortunes would improve with the following plan;
Step 1; Allow KB to gracefully resign his position (in May) and thank him for all his efforts.
Step 2; Provide a minimum transfer budget of £2 million for the new manager.
Step 3; Sign the following players (if available):-
Marcel Seip (Plymouth) – Not sure what they would be asking for, his contract might even be up but worth signing permanently.
Nyron Nosworthy (Sunderland) – Not sure how he played at Watford, didn’t look that great. But he has the right attributes and seems to be available. Would have to fork out probably though so makes our chances slim!
Frazer Richardson (Charlton) – Can’t understand why he’s still playing in League One. Good right back and gets forward well. We could get him for around £250K with their current financial problems.
Michael Tonge (Stoke) – He clearly isn’t wanted by his parent club and none of his loan suitors can seemingly afford him. We could probably capture him at £700K. Stoke would take a loss to get him off the wage bill.
Andy Keogh (Wolves) – You would get him for £1M as he will never be a permanent fixture in their side with the wealth of strikers they have.
Step 4; Renew the contracts of:-
Jonathan Fortune; James Harper; Nick Montgomery; Henri Camara (don’t know if I have missed anyone)
Step 5; We then offload the following players:-
Ian Bennett; Ryan France; Andy Taylor; Glen Little; Ched Evans (would probably get a fee for him)
Step 6; Pick the team:-
GK) Paddy Kenny
RB) Frazer Richardson
CB) Chris Morgan
CB) Nyron Nosworthy
LB) Gary Naysmith
RW) Jamie Ward
CM) Lee Williamson
CM) James Harper
LW) Michael Tonge
ST) Andy Keogh
ST) Billy Sharp
Subs: Mihkel Aksalu; Marcel Seip; Nick Montgomery; Mark Yeates; Richard Cresswell; Henri Camara; Darius Henderson
Reserves: Derek Geary; Jonathan Fortune; Jordan Stewart; Stephen Quinn; Kyel Reid
You can see how quickly we would have a strong squad with a modest investment (in football terms) and the release of a few duds. I know it’s tantamount to fantasy football rambling but I don’t care, it’s fun, more fun in fact than watching our current plight! The team above would challenge for automatic promotion, I am convinced of it. Playing a better brand of football and with the signing of his old partner in crime Keogh, Billy Sharp would start finding the net on a regular basis and they would have great competition from the lads on the bench. Get Michael Tonge believing in himself again and finally convince him that he is a WINGER and he would provide great service from the left as he used to.
Yep, it’s all if’s and but’s I know. A manager is going to have his own ideas but this is just to demonstrate how easy it would be to put a good football team together, with sensible investment. I’m sure United would pad the squad out with loan players as well
Any thoughts? Its just for a bit of fun and to give us some hope for the future. Who would you like to see in? out? shaking it all about?