Freak Weather Hitting Sheffield

[Mousey]

It seems freak weather has attacked Sheffield, bringing in beaches from all around and landing in mainly Sheffield United fans vaginas.

This mysterious weather seemed to coincide with the recall of Kyle Walker to Spurs. However experts believe that there has been sand lying dormant in many SUFC fans vaginas for months.

Those who have avoided this weather and who do not have sand in their vagina are looked upon with disdain and jealousy. This is resulting in all the sandy vagina victims becoming irritable and refusing to accept that there is light at the end of the sandy tunnel.

Sadly this freak weather is being blamed on something that can have no control over what happens, as is usually the way with the sandy vagina ones.

Moral of the story: Lighten up; a player has gone back to a club earlier than expected. It is not the end of the footballing world. Life will go on and vaginas will once again be left unsanded for some.

 

[Oreyt]

I think some on here could excavate half the Gobi desert out of their sausage wallet unfortunately

 

[ghandi]

It seems freak weather has attacked Sheffield, bringing in beaches from all around and landing in mainly Sheffield United fans vaginas.

This mysterious weather seemed to coincide with the recall of Kyle Walker to Spurs. However experts believe that there has been sand lying dormant in many SUFC fans vaginas for months.

Those who have avoided this weather and who do not have sand in their vagina are looked upon with disdain and jealousy. This is resulting in all the sandy vagina victims becoming irritable and refusing to accept that there is light at the end of the sandy tunnel.

Sadly this freak weather is being blamed on something that can have no control over what happens, as is usually the way with the sandy vagina ones.

Moral of the story: Lighten up; a player has gone back to a club earlier than expected. It is not the end of the footballing world. Life will go on and vaginas will once again be left unsanded for some.

You seem to have an obsession with sand and vaginas today have you had a recent experience with the said two items

 

[Mousey]

You seem to have an obsession with sand and vaginas today have you had a recent experience with the said two items

Sadly I haven't been near a beach in a while

 

[AJM]

Or a vagina?

(sorry, couldn't resist! )

 

[ghandi]

I thought that's why he mentioned beach..you know bronzed, bikini clad (or topless) young ladies sunbathing in Benidorm. Word association and all that.....it worked for me anyway

 

[SherburnBlade]

Sadly I haven't been near a beach in a while

What about a builder's merchant?

 

[Mousey]

What about a builder's merchant?

I drove past a B&Q, does that count?

 

[SherburnBlade]

I drove past a B&Q, does that count?

Can't see why not. Plenty of sand and vagina opportunitues there!

 

[Linz]

You seem to have an obsession with sand and vaginas today have you had a recent experience with the said two items

It's a South Park reference

!Audio probably NSFW!

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[Robbie]

Or a vagina?

(sorry, couldn't resist! )

He's never been near one of them (except when born )

 

[Mousey]

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[Ollessendro]

It seems freak weather has attacked Sheffield, bringing in beaches from all around and landing in mainly Sheffield United fans vaginas.

This mysterious weather seemed to coincide with the recall of Kyle Walker to Spurs. However experts believe that there has been sand lying dormant in many SUFC fans vaginas for months.

Those who have avoided this weather and who do not have sand in their vagina are looked upon with disdain and jealousy. This is resulting in all the sandy vagina victims becoming irritable and refusing to accept that there is light at the end of the sandy tunnel.

Sadly this freak weather is being blamed on something that can have no control over what happens, as is usually the way with the sandy vagina ones.

Moral of the story: Lighten up; a player has gone back to a club earlier than expected. It is not the end of the footballing world. Life will go on and vaginas will once again be left unsanded for some.

Very funny and a good analargy.

Of course it's worth taking a step back and seeing the bigger pitcher that it's not the end of the world.

It's ok to get a philospohical and say don't worry about it, but fans have the right to be pissed off. I certainly am. Don't get me wrong it's not the end of the world. I was furious for 10 minutes but that's it. I'll remain little bit upset with all concerned because I think it was a major balls up, but it won't ruin my day or week.

I understand you taking this 'laissez faire' attitude Mousey, but don't you think some fans have the right to be upset/pissed off? Were you pissed off in 98 when we flogged Deane and Fjortoft in the same day? Or did you just take it easy and say 'stop getting sand in you fanny's we've only sold a couple of players'??

 

[Mousey]

Very funny and a good analargy.

Of course it's worth taking a step back and seeing the bigger pitcher that it's not the end of the world.

It's ok to get a philospohical and say don't worry about it, but fans have the right to be pissed off. I certainly am. Don't get me wrong it's not the end of the world. I was furious for 10 minutes but that's it. I'll remain little bit upset with all concerned because I think it was a major balls up, but it won't ruin my day or week.

I understand you taking this 'laissez faire' attitude Mousey, but don't you think some fans have the right to be upset/pissed off? Were you pissed off in 98 when we flogged Deane and Fjortoft in the same day? Or did you just take it easy and say 'stop getting sand in you fanny's we've only sold a couple of players'??

I got pretty annoyed that day but it wasn't doomsday. And that time the board were to blame for this.

This time the board/Blackwell may well not have known about this until the last minute, giving them no time to find a replacement. So I fail to see why the majority of people need to call for Blackwell/McCabe to be hung, drawn and quartered when the decision may have been entirely out of their hands. It is not beyond the realms of reality that old Turkey Chops could have given SUFC his word we'd have Walker until May and then suddenly changed his mind.

I just fail to see why people are so livid and angry about a loan player leaving early. When the same people say they want permenant signings, yet fail to see that with Walker leaving a permenant signing will undoubtably be playing in his position tonight (Geary).

It seems to me that a lot of people on here will find any slight thing to get their back up so they can dish out some abuse, whether it be deserved, correct, wrong or whatever. Hence the sand in the vagina analogy.

Plus the sand in the vagina thing has made me laugh and that's what life should be about, take the positives out of something. I'm kind of glad Walker has left because I've had a laugh this morning because of it.

 

[Linz]

While I'm refusing to touch the ins and outs of this one, even with a very long barge poll, I will point out that the forum visitor numbers and new thread per hour counts have sky-rocketed since the news was announced.

Bad news = busy forum.

Good news = less busy forum.

From that, it might be fair to assume that some people just want to complain. Which is, of course, their prerogative.

It's just interesting from an Administrator point of view. I will leave you to it now

 

[Trigger Blade]

While I'm refusing to touch the ins and outs of this one, even with a very long barge poll, I will point out that the forum visitor numbers and new thread per hour counts have sky-rocketed since the news was announced.

Bad news = busy forum.

Good news = less busy forum.

From that, it might be fair to assume that some people just want to complain. Which is, of course, their prerogative.

It's just interesting from an Administrator point of view. I will leave you to it now

Before you go, if you were to remove len's posts after bad news, I think you'd find that the figures would be much closer to one another. Obviously, there's no need to remove his posts after good news, there aren't any

 

[Tihane]

While I'm refusing to touch the ins and outs of this one, even with a very long barge poll, I will point out that the forum visitor numbers and new thread per hour counts have sky-rocketed since the news was announced.

Bad news = busy forum.

Good news = less busy forum.

From that, it might be fair to assume that some people just want to complain. Which is, of course, their prerogative.

It's just interesting from an Administrator point of view. I will leave you to it now

Wife: I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband: What's the good news?
Wife: The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband: Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?
Wife: The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!

I think the main reason, why bad news means busier forum than good news, is that for bad news you have to find out who is to blame - who is the guilty person. While in good news - the one to "blame" is much more obvious.
For a more scientific approach, refer to this:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200306/our-brains-negative-bias

on the topic: the sand in their vagina shows that they care.

 

[Mousey]

Does anyone have any spare sand?