Biggest wish for Sunday

[Blade56]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

 

[RMBlade]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

and a Lundstram special on Zaha

 

[Antonb]

Just the 3 points please.

 

[VictoryBlade]

That's disgusting tell him to put a cork up his arris!

 

[BladeInIreland]

A shame nobody can light up a smoke.

 

[Bladesman]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

He could have a serious bowel condition and unable to control his gas.

That said he could just be a dirty bugger who is quite happy to let rip regardless of who is around him.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

I hope the bastard thats moved from you is not sat next to me.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[Snake]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

Sorry mate, I do try to hold it back. It's just that I'm obsessed with shittin at football grounds.

 

[Plymouthblade]

Tell him

 

[BritishSteel]

Biggest wish for Sunday is that after two minutes Zaha stumbles in the box , falls over and ends up with his head rammed up Townsend`s arse. Both players are then taken off injured and we win 7-0.

 

[wavy-blade]

and a Lundstram special on Zaha

The team have got to be careful of that mardy git Zaha , he will be doing his best to get someone set off by forever moaning to the ref !

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Comes to summat when man can't drop his guts.

 

[Ricky]

1. Lunneh to smash Zaha reyt ard
2. Our XCITB (expected crosses into the box) stats to be outstanding
3. Overlapping run from Basham to inspire another 10 podcasts

 

[Scarebus]

1. Lunneh to smash Zaha reyt ard
2. Our XCITB (expected crosses into the box) stats to be outstanding
3. Overlapping run from Basham to inspire another 10 podcasts

As long as the xG (expected Guffs) is kept low, should be a great day out for most.

 

[derfblade.3]

Is this him?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

Sorry about that B56. I think you may be sat behind me? South Stand gangway B?

I’ve told my missus to hold onto em but years of taking it up the running track have taken their toll!

Rectal prolapse - anal fissures - love bites on haemorrhoids- cut her some slack FFS!

 

[Stretch]

Although taking kids to the game can be an ordeal, what with ... 'I need the toilet', 'Where is my drink?', 'Daddy, I am hungry', 'Can I play on your phone?' etc etc all through the bloody match. One of the few benefits of taking them is that [mine at least] call out arse gas with great aplomb and refreshing honesty.
Not like us grown ups who politely endure the stench of someone sat near to us, kids will say quite clearly ''urgh, who keeps farting, it's gross''. It tends to stop shortly afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

That said he could just be a dirty bugger who is quite happy to let rip regardless of who is around him.

I'd like to think I'm quite polite. If I see someone behind me as I'm walking through the door I'll hold it open. I say please and thank you. I never push into a queue, but holding a fart in when you need to expunge? That's a step too far!

Let rip my good man. Be free, like the wind!

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Although taking kids to the game can be an ordeal, what with ... 'I need the toilet', 'Where is my drink?', 'Daddy, I am hungry', 'Can I play on your phone?' etc etc all through the bloody match. One of the few benefits of taking them is that [mine at least] call out arse gas with great aplomb and refreshing honesty.
Not like us grown ups who politely endure the stench of someone sat near to us, kids will say quite clearly ''urgh, who keeps farting, it's gross''. It tends to stop shortly afterwards.

So it's you then?

 

[Blade56]

Tell him

call out arse gas with great aplomb

I have actually yelled out which dirty bastard keeps doing that? But nobody said it’s me. Everyone around me looks disgusted but no takers. I’ve even yelled you need a doctor, get help but nowt.

The team have got to be careful of that mardy git Zaha , he will be doing his best to get someone set off by forever moaning to the ref !

 

[Cerberus Blade]

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that yer new Avatar CBB?

 

[Digger]

Jesus derfblade.3 where the fuck you get that from?. I bet your Internet history is a bit interesting?!

 

[metalblade]

 

[Boxer Blade]

Biggest wish for Sunday is that after two minutes Zaha stumbles in the box , falls over and ends up with his head rammed up Townsend`s arse. Both players are then taken off injured and we win 7-0.

7-0? Thats fuckin ludicrous

 

[sitwell]

Apart from three points and a Mcburnie hat trick.

I hope the bastard that keeps dropping his guts has moved seats or moved on in some other way, it’s feckin toxic.

It will be Eppy

 

[KeyffSmyff]

Coach trip to the alps, trying to be a grown up, I held in so many farts I got the bends.

 

[sitwell]

Although taking kids to the game can be an ordeal, what with ... 'I need the toilet', 'Where is my drink?', 'Daddy, I am hungry', 'Can I play on your phone?' etc etc all through the bloody match. One of the few benefits of taking them is that [mine at least] call out arse gas with great aplomb and refreshing honesty.
Not like us grown ups who politely endure the stench of someone sat near to us, kids will say quite clearly ''urgh, who keeps farting, it's gross''. It tends to stop shortly afterwards.

I thought only Barry Davies could say aplomb.

 

[Snake]

I thought only Barry Davies could say aplomb.

My dyslexic Boro fan mate had that on the back of his shirt. He couldn't afford the full Assombalonga.

 

[Stretch]

So it's you then?

Well there may have been the odd occasion.....