Have you ever done a shit at a football ground?

[Akinbiyi]

this no football in midweek thing is going to get boring very quickly...

So go on. Own up.

I for one haven’t at a professional ground but have at one or two Sunday league grounds where I’ve been playing.

 

[metalblade]

Does it have to be in a sink?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

this no football in midweek thing is going to get boring very quickly...

So go on. Own up.

I for one haven’t at a professional ground but have at one or two Sunday league grounds where I’ve been playing.

No but ive spewed up at Swillsboro.

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Yes

 

[blade67]

this is fucking outrageous

 

[Manuel Azaña]

I won't bother setting the alarm in the morning.

 

[Akinbiyi]

this is fucking outrageous

I know. Can’t believe someone shat in a sink. Disgusting metalblade

 

[wizadry]

I’ve needed one many times before but you can never get in for all the selfish wankers smoking in them.

 

[S40BLADE]

Plenty in family stand corner and working on a good 82% chance of us scoring while i have it.

 

[SteveBlade]

No.

I don't even like to piss. I think I've done long term damage to myself.

 

[Ricky]

We have lots of fans who like to sniff their own poo.

I know this because I often hear sniffing noises from inside the toilet cubicles.

 

[Deleted member 875]

I don't think I ever have, although there may have been a situation where I have. I did for a number two whilst in the midst of a nasty dose of gastro-enteritis a coupe of days ago on an aircraft. I'm convinced the front 10 rows got a whiff of my foul smelling brown water judging by some of the looks I got when I exited the toilet.

 

[Birdwell Blade]

I had to go at villa away, last away game of the last prem season. Was shitting all afternoon in pubs around Birmingham, then in the ground, then after the defeat. Just shitting all day, reyt laugh.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

If I had the wings of a sparrow...

 

[BigBed]

In my younger years, I've done a few shits outside the grounds, ours and others, but I'm grown up now, and all that is in the past and frowned upon these days.

 

[Birdwell Blade]

I had to go at villa away, last away game of the last prem season. Was shitting all afternoon in pubs around Birmingham, then in the ground, then after the defeat. Just shitting all day, reyt laugh.

But I’ve never shit at our place, bogs are horrendous. If I’m on an all dayer I’ll always nip into the copthorne for one before kick off. Copthorne = best bogs within a mile of the ground

 

[SteveBlade]

But I’ve never shit at our place, bogs are horrendous. If I’m on an all dayer I’ll always nip into the copthorne for one before kick off. Copthorne = best bogs within a mile of the ground

Is this allowed? This is a game changer.

 

[Birdwell Blade]

Don’t advertise it Steve or I’ll two-foot you next time I come to 5 aside

 

[Birdwell Blade]

But yeh if you need a shit on the way into the ground why wouldn’t you think to go into the well cleaned and maintained Copthorne toilets?

 

[BLADES1988]

I usually purge before leaving the house. If I get caught short I’m usually in a decent enough boozer to be guaranteed bog roll, although would shit at the match if needs be. I’m that guy who quite happily shits at work.

 

[Benji]

Yeah, I obliterated a stall at the Riverside, and have also indulged at the new Den, so I possibly take the crown for the furthest distance between away day poops

 

[43.nm]

billy connolly worth a listen

 

[JohnDenver]

If you’re in corporate hospitality then it’s rude not to poo.

 

[SB_90]

I’ve needed one many times before but you can never get in for all the selfish wankers smoking in them.

wanking & smoking, they say men cant multi task

 

[Akinbiyi]

But I’ve never shit at our place, bogs are horrendous. If I’m on an all dayer I’ll always nip into the copthorne for one before kick off. Copthorne = best bogs within a mile of the ground

Gentings casino if you’re caught short on the walk to the ground from town

 

[SteveBlade]

Don’t advertise it Steve or I’ll two-foot you next time I come to 5 aside

You fucked up posting this on here. You've probably just increased matchday shitter traffic in the Copthorne by about 5000%.

 

[SB_90]

i think i must have in my 21 years. obviously hovering as i want to go home in my car not an ambulance. although i rarely go to toilet must be only 1 or 2 times a season

 

[Scarebus]

I usually purge before leaving the house. If I get caught short I’m usually in a decent enough boozer to be guaranteed bog roll, although would shit at the match if needs be. I’m that guy who quite happily shits at work.

I save all my shits for the office trap, so I can profit from them.

 

[BettingBlade]

I had to go at villa away, last away game of the last prem season. Was shitting all afternoon in pubs around Birmingham, then in the ground, then after the defeat. Just shitting all day, reyt laugh.

The consolation being, the players were shit on the pitch that day too

 

[BLADES1988]

I save all my shits for the office trap, so I can profit from them.

The only trouble is the bog roll, it’s like wiping your arse with the toilet roll version of tarmac.