Do we need a

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

know when to fall down coach, perhaps a voice coach who can pair a tackle with the amount of screaming. Perhaps Billy's mate, the wrestler could come in part time to choreograph the pain our players should express once they go down. Rolling around and slapping the turf then getting up then sprinting 30 yards is old hat. Perhaps if we could have some kind of religious leader for each faith of our players coming on with a magic sponge full of holy water, a miracle, right? Sorry the amount of play acting in the prem does my head in.

 

[Foxy]

know when to fall down coach, perhaps a voice coach who can pair a tackle with the amount of screaming. Perhaps Billy's mate, the wrestler could come in part time to choreograph the pain our players should express once they go down. Rolling around and slapping the turf then getting up then sprinting 30 yards is old hat. Perhaps if we could have some kind of religious leader for each faith of our players coming on with a magic sponge full of holy water, a miracle, right? Sorry the amount of play acting in the prem does my head in.

Let Didzy take training Tuesday, he did at least a couple of Premier League 'class first touch, move the ball away from the man and go down stylishly' to win free kicks.

 

[Houston_Blade]

know when to fall down coach, perhaps a voice coach who can pair a tackle with the amount of screaming. Perhaps Billy's mate, the wrestler could come in part time to choreograph the pain our players should express once they go down. Rolling around and slapping the turf then getting up then sprinting 30 yards is old hat. Perhaps if we could have some kind of religious leader for each faith of our players coming on with a magic sponge full of holy water, a miracle, right? Sorry the amount of play acting in the prem does my head in.

Did you shake your head at Danny Rose today as well?

We had Fleck booked for diving today though so can’t be too sanctimonious.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Did you shake your head at Danny Rose today as well?

We had Fleck booked for diving today though so can’t be too sanctimonious.

Fleck was booked for jumping into their guy.

 

[Toronto Blade]

Fraser did enough get touched and fall down to win best diver award .At least 5 flops one resulted in their goal another finally brought out the yellow for embellishment.

 

[Foxy]

Fleck was booked for jumping into their guy

And while he was looking perplexed to get a yellow, the VAR was reviewing upgrading it to a red

 

[Houston_Blade]

Fleck was booked for jumping into their guy.

Fair enough, I was upstairs and the lad shouted up that Fleck was booked for diving.

 

[Guesty]

Did you shake your head at Danny Rose today as well?

We had Fleck booked for diving today though so can’t be too sanctimonious.

Fleck does like the occasional dive, as any Leeds fan could tell you.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

And while he was looking perplexed to get a yellow, the VAR was reviewing upgrading it to a red

To be fair that's what VAR is there for. Quickly moved on but there will be times this season where elbows are swung that deserve a red so i'm all for the VAR checks.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Did you shake your head at Danny Rose today as well?

We had Fleck booked for diving today though so can’t be too sanctimonious.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Sanctimonious Nice one brother..

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Does my head in but as we are playing in this league we should get better at it, hence a stunt man coach would come in handy. Never been good at this stuff at the Lane, Jags gets pushed in the back throws his arms up, pen to Wigan...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Does my head in but as we are playing in this league we should get better at it, hence a stunt man coach would come in handy. Never been good at this stuff at the Lane, Jags gets pushed in the back throws his arms up, pen to Wigan...

Good memory there

 

[Brian Deane]

Still can't believe that the cnut who followed through on Norwood and blatantly stood on his leg/ankle never got booked. Horrendous challenge.