Blades documentary anyone?

[Almosthuman]

Thought with it being all the rage now for clubs to make series documenting the season (Sunderland, Juventus, Man City, Leeds) would be great to make one for first season in prem.

This season would have been perfect for it to be fair but would love to see a blades one.

On a separate note, will be hilarious to see the Leeds one for this season, especially if they fuck up the playoffs

 

[Barney]

And risk letting the world know the secret Wilder formula?

Gi'orr.

 

[s4-blade]

We’ve done it before under basset and warnock. Before it became popular. Always ahead of the times

 

[DifferentClass]

Every fucker's making a documentary these days.

We need to start a craze for experimental film. Film Wilder in a white room for two hours with only an empty bottle of Peroni/Bira Moretti on the table. Premiere it at Sundance.

 

[bromtom]

Every fucker's making a documentary these days.

We need to start a craze for experimental film. Film Wilder in a white room for two hours with only an empty bottle of Peroni/Bira Moretti on the table. Premiere it at Sundance.

I want this but it's Wilder and Bill.

 

[GrayBlade]

I’d love to see a Pork trilogy doc flick covering the last 3 seasons.

So much hope and arrogance back in 2016. They thought that they were light years ahead of us, untouchable, but slowly and surely everything went tits up and their whole world fell apart. They could call it Reservoir Hogs,Tango as Mr Orange.

 

[KoppedOff]

I’d love to see a Pork trilogy doc flick covering the last 3 seasons.

So much hope and arrogance back in 2016. They thought that they were light years ahead of us, untouchable, but slowly and surely everything went tits up and their whole world fell apart. They could call it Reservoir Hogs,Tango as Mr Orange.

Thai Hard
Thai Harder
Thai Hard With A Vengeance

 

[Bladesman]

They could make a pretty epic documentary on Wilder's career up to this point.

 

[bromtom]

They could make a pretty epic documentary on Wilder's career up to this point.

Starring Tom Holland for the younger years.

 

[tomtheblade]

BBC Wild(er) Planet with David Attenborough doing the voiceover:

'And here, on the grassy plains of Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane, we witness the majestic rampaging centre back take down and maul the lesser-spotted pig as it squeals for mercy. Savage beauty in all its glory'

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Every fucker's making a documentary these days.

We need to start a craze for experimental film. Film Wilder in a white room for two hours with only an empty bottle of Peroni/Bira Moretti on the table. Premiere it at Sundance.

ITV did that but for 24 hours. I remember them doing one with Steve-O from Jackass He got pissed as a cunt and made a right mess of the place.

 

[away ends always empty.]

BBC Wild(er) Planet with David Attenborough doing the voiceover:

'And here, on the grassy plains of Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane, we witness the majestic rampaging centre back take down and maul the lesser-spotted pig as it squeals for mercy. Savage beauty in all its glory'

I actually read that as if David attenborough was saying it

 

[BigBed]

Thought with it being all the rage now for clubs to make series documenting the season (Sunderland, Juventus, Man City, Leeds) would be great to make one for first season in prem.

This season would have been perfect for it to be fair but would love to see a blades one.

On a separate note, will be hilarious to see the Leeds one for this season, especially if they fuck up the playoffs

Was leeds's called, "Fell Apart Again- The story of Leeds United"?

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

There was a good piece someone did of Wilder during a transfer window. Would love a behind the scenes look at our first year in prem. Fan engagement is the hottest topic in the football commercial side of things and we do it really well IMO relative to other clubs but a doc would be a great insight.

 

[ComedyClub]

I'd be very shocked if they didn't to be honest. It's certainly been an incredible rise not just for wilder. But for the club itself.. One that's certainly worth a documentary similar to the Sunderland or Manchester city one.

 

[I should coco]

Thai Hard
Thai Harder
Thai Hard With A Vengeance

Thai mmmmm Bandits

The soundtrack would include:

Thai a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree
Thai me kangeroo down sport

It would break all box office records with the 5 billion Wednesdayites all around the world flocking to see it. It would then be snapped up by Amazon Prime (pork).

 

[Dkc]

I'd like it to be David Lynch's next project.

 

[Blackestnite]

I'd like it to be David Lynch's next project.

That would probably end with an eight year old Chris Wider waking up after dreaming the whole thing.

 

[Bladesman]

I'd like it to be David Lynch's next project.

Brian The Blade completely losing it and showing up at Radio Sheffield:

 

[stringer]

If not, console yourself with a story of the season in book form instead

 

[JohnDenver]

If not, console yourself with a story of the season in book form instead

Shameless pluggery!

 

[I should coco]

If not, console yourself with a story of the season in book form instead

...and where would we get one of those Danny04 ?

 

[stringer]

Shameless pluggery!

It was extremely tongue in cheek I should add!

 

[The Crab]

Shameless pluggery!

Danny04 has signed a deal with Crab PR. You should see the sandwich board he has to walk around wearing...................