Updates From God

[S5Blade]

 

[guancheblade]

Does liver poisoning count as an injury?

 

[GrayBlade]

Does liver poisoning count as an injury?

Only to the liver.

 

[bromtom]

Full quote

#sufc boss CW says they’ve submitted their detailed transfer plans to the board. Adding they’ll be after “value for money”. Money will also go into the infrastructure of the club; the training ground and ground, and obviously getting Stears a new liver off the black market in Summer.



https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=1124240976434860033

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Full interview here. Includes bizarre sequence set to Game of Thrones esque dramatic music, followed by about 10 seconds of silence, followed by actual interview.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0786mdl

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I'm all for money being spent on upgrading the infrastructure, but a cryotherapy chamber won't score you 15 goals next season.

 

[super_pig]

Full quote

#sufc boss CW says they’ve submitted their detailed transfer plans to the board. Adding they’ll be after “value for money”. Money will also go into the infrastructure of the club; the training ground and ground, and obviously getting Stears a new liver off the black market in Summer.

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i'll have one in xl please

 

[super_pig]

so now Jimi Hendrix is involved in the club .. cool

 

[LondonBlade89]

Christ, just listen to that first 20 seconds. Could you IMAGINE hearing that at the start of this season, or to be honest any time in the past few years, and being told that would be happening soon. It's literally what dreams are made of.

Edit: It gets a bit weird after that, doesn't it?!

 

[AdamSufc1997]

Disappointed that we are after Henderson back on loan instead of permanent

 

[Maidenhead]

Disappointed that we are after Henderson back on loan instead of permanent

I don't think he would want to come here on a permanent deal.

He makes no secret of his desire to play for man ure and cutting his ties to them and coming here permanently wouldn't further that ambition.

 

[JackSUFC]

Disappointed that we are after Henderson back on loan instead of permanent

Man Utd won’t want to sell him though unless it’s silly money.

He’s England U21s keeper, has had two great loan spells in L1 and the Championship and is highly regarded.

If he has a good season for us in the PL next year then I’m sure he’ll be put in line to replace De Gea long term, if he isn’t already.

 

[bornablade]

I'm all for money being spent on upgrading the infrastructure, but a cryotherapy chamber won't score you 15 goals next season.

If Chris Wilder wants a cryo (whatever it's called) chamber then let him have it

 

[Eza Blade]

Does liver poisoning count as an injury?

I played Sunday league for years with a liver injury and it never stopped me from performing to the highest standard of blades super draw division 3.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

If Chris Wilder wants a cryo (whatever it's called) chamber then let him have it

...and that's just bound to be the start of it isn't it? All this new fangled sport science malarky, aiding post game recovery, etc. It starts off all innocent with a cryotherapy chamber, then we'll need a hyperbaric chamber and before you know it we're sourcing high quality powdered rhino horn and low vibration crystals and we've got a unicorn and a tibetan faith healer on the pay roll. A line has to be drawn somewhere. When I was at my pomp, my post game recovery involved a quick shower, a clean pair of underpants, a dab of hai karate and off to the pub for pork pie and pints of wards.

We should replenish the stocks of ralgex and deep heat, get a new bucket and sponge and that's yer lot. We not in the f'king premier league yer know, oh.....

 

[diode_blade]

they'll be wanting bikini waxes next....

 

[wavy-blade]

sufc boss CW says talks on going with #MUFC regarding the re-signing of Dean Henderson on loan. CW hopeful of a swift resolution to the deal. He met with Ed Woodward recently for talks.

That's a bit worrying , he met with Ed Woodward , they will be nicking him when it goes tits up for Solskjaer

 

[bromtom]

i'll have one in xl please

If people want a shirt I'll stick it on redbubble and turn my profit margin down. It'll be there until the Premier League takes it down.

tombromdotcom on redbubble