Updates From The Gaffer Ahead of Ipshit

[Hillsboro Blade]

Why have I got a horrible feeling that we might be eating a shit sandwich after the match Saturday? For fucks sake Blades, make it certain on Saturday. I’ve not felt this nervous since I saw my first muff.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Well said Tufty. Tell the miserable fuckers how it is.

Fortunately, that is not how he talks to us or about us. He is positive in a non-bullshitting sort of way; and when he needs to be, critical in a 'try-to-chivvy-them- along' sort of way.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Can't we try singing in unison first, then try to sing the same song next?

I always find that singing at BDTBL involves some Usain Bolt like vocal sprint to get to the end as quickly as possible.

 

[Bayingblade]

Why have I got a horrible feeling that we might be eating a shit sandwich after the match Saturday? For fucks sake Blades, make it certain on Saturday. I’ve not felt this nervous since I saw my first muff.

 

[Dalelane01]

Can't we try singing in unison first, then try to sing the same song next?

Can someone organise choir practice an hour before game.preferably with the help of a few pints beforehand.it may help.just a suggestion

 

[hidesbehindapseudonym]

I hope hoos and haas are OK

UTB

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Adam Oxley looks nothing like I expected him to.

 

[super_pig]

The right half can.

UTB

right side?? from the pitch or behind?
.. did you know that as far as a clock is concerned clockwise is anti clockwise
symmetry.. fascinating subject

 

[hidesbehindapseudonym]

right side?? from the pitch or behind?
.. did you know that as far as a clock is concerned clockwise is anti clockwise
symmetry.. fascinating subject

From behind. OCD?
UTB

 

[S40BLADE]

Well said Tufty. Tell the miserable fuckers how it is.

That's rich coming from you...

 

[Liverpool blade]

Just love listening to wilder as he tells it like it is and never sugarcoats anything whether it be for the players or us fans!!!.
Really buzzing for Saturday now but I’ve had butterflies in my stomach since Monday. COYRAWW. UTB

 

[BigBed]

Yes remember fellow koppites there’s three other sides of the ground to entertain, pull your finger out, loud and co-ordinated for the whole 90 please..

Don’t spoil the day out for them..

Good job there isn't a song sheet though...

 

[GrayBlade]

 

[Topplayersleave]

The fans really have to get up for it
Everybody get on your feet and scream the place down

And tell that boring twat that sits near you that tells everybody to siddarn and shurrup (everybody at Bramall Lane has got at least one) to fuck off home and don't come back

 

[Snowman]

The fans really have to get up for it
Everybody get on your feet and scream the place down

And tell that boring twat that sits near you that tells everybody to siddarn and shurrup (everybody at Bramall Lane has got at least one) to fuck off home and don't come back

Noted

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

I always feel more relaxed after hearing from the Gaffer. He just breads confidence and it's clear the players feel the same way after he's spoken. I'm buzzing for this game now and it's only Thursday!

That's because he uses his loaf before he opens his gob YB

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Why have I got a horrible feeling that we might be eating a shit sandwich after the match Saturday? For fucks sake Blades, make it certain on Saturday. I’ve not felt this nervous since I saw my first muff.

Yer Mum then?

 

[Benny and the Blades]

And please let them know Mr Wilder, that If this go's wrong there will be standing room only in the Don .....

 

[bromtom]

Christ I hope the players and staff are dealing with the stress better than me haha.. feels like I'm simultaneously waiting for a blood test result and the final ball to confirm I've won the Euromillmills. I just want to know

Excited but bricking it.

37 hours ish to go.

 

[Sirius]

It’s a potential banana skin...

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Do my eyes deceive me Surely that is a genuine yellow slippery banana skin To be avoided at the very least until next week

 

[Sirius]

Adam Oxley looks nothing like I expected him to.

Who the fuck is this Oxley geeza you speak of

 

[Tezza1889]

Why have I got a horrible feeling that we might be eating a shit sandwich after the match Saturday? For fucks sake Blades, make it certain on Saturday. I’ve not felt this nervous since I saw my first muff.

You gotta be my age, seeing your first muff, they can’t be described as muffs these days, or can they? I’ve heard they’re going back to muffs some of em.. anyway, that made me chuckle..

 

[Tezza1889]

Can someone organise choir practice an hour before game.preferably with the help of a few pints beforehand.it may help.just a suggestion

The run through of the days agreed hymns usually happens in the sheaf island, from mid day they’ll start to lubricate the vocal chords and prior to kick off they’ll have an hours dry run, up until the song leader gets thrown out for getting up on a table by the bouncers..

 

[BigBed]

Christ I hope the players and staff are dealing with the stress better than me haha.. feels like I'm simultaneously waiting for a blood test result and the final ball to confirm I've won the Euromillmills. I just want to know

Excited but bricking it.

37 hours ish to go.

You mean you feel like a massive shit!?
I think that's got most of us by now!
can't wait, but also dreading Satdy.
I'm leaving holiday a day early and I should, barring any delays or traffic, get back home around 12/1pm, I need to get my dogs from the kennels, and I'm hoping to be on a tram before 3 on my way to the lane!
FFS do us proud Blades!!!

 

[BigBed]

The run through of the days agreed hymns usually happens in the sheaf island, from mid day they’ll start to lubricate the vocal chords and prior to kick off they’ll have an hours dry run, up until the song leader gets thrown out for getting up on a table by the bouncers..

The Sheaf carpark/beer garden will be loud pre match Satdy, I hope the rain isn't to heavy and the sun is shining on BDTBL!

 

[Dalelane01]

The run through of the days agreed hymns usually happens in the sheaf island, from mid day they’ll start to lubricate the vocal chords and prior to kick off they’ll have an hours dry run, up until the song leader gets thrown out for getting up on a table by the bouncers..

Thanks on my way now

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

You gotta be my age, seeing your first muff, they can’t be described as muffs these days, or can they? I’ve heard they’re going back to muffs some of em.. anyway, that made me chuckle..

Prefer a muff to all those Brazilian runway jobs that look like an arborist has trimmed. Seen more hair on Bobby Charltons head than some birds front bottoms lately.

 

[Davalon]

Just love listening to wilder as he tells it like it is and never sugarcoats anything whether it be for the players or us fans!!!.
Really buzzing for Saturday now but I’ve had butterflies in my stomach since Monday. COYRAWW. UTB

Me too.

Got progressively worse as the week's wore on, and today I feel queasy and have shocking indigestion

Beer required tonight and pre-match.

 

[Davalon]

Prefer a muff to all those Brazilian runway jobs that look like an arborist has trimmed. Seen more hair on Bobby Charltons head than some birds front bottoms lately.

I'm pushing 50 but the less the better for me

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

Me too.

Got progressively worse as the week's wore on, and today I feel queasy and have shocking indigestion

Beer required tonight and pre-match.

I keep trying to distract myself but then every so often “Enda, oh Enda Stevens..” will start running through my head

This week has been hell for how much it has dragged, but now I’ve got work 4 til 12, when I’m done Saturday has arrived. Can. Not. Wait.