New song for Saturday?

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Then again if somebody had posted, “Let’s all sing Enda Stevens down the wing to the tune of Heartbeat”, they would have been laughed out of town.
But they didn't, did they? I do enjoy reading the attempts but it's a bit like the X factor at the outset,you watch because it's so bad, not that I could do any better mind,
 



How about a bit of Stone Roses, with a slight lyrical change.

Chris is the one (Chris is the one)
Chris is the o-o-o-ne
Chris is the one
Chris is the one we’ve waited for

Builds to a good crescendo!
 
My twelve year old still sings this one ever since hearing it on one of 'those' CDs.
That and the Wagstaff one...

Would sound great with the whole crowd joining in.

Over to you Ricky

If we can keep you off the pitch long enough to sort it art!

UTB
I’m sure we did that when the song was actually in be charts.
 
Not a song for sat but my thoughts on the prince
Ironically done to the tune of the prince by madness!

An earthquake is erupting,
And its on bramall lane,
Now that we're near promotion,
He turns up without shame,
But he's not in the mood to dance,
He will not admit defeat,
All he's bloody after,
Is the main sheff utd seat,
Princey you don't bowl me over with your scarf, I think your a cheat
You might call yourself a bladesfan,
But you'll never sit on Shoreham street!
 
Don't know about a "new" song but I went to Hull on Monday and haven't been able to get the Feckin "Enda, Oh Enda Stevens" song out of my head ever since. It's a proper earworm UTB
Me neither - woke up this morning singing it!
 
Jack O'Connell's magic,
He wears a magic hat
He fucked it up at Villa
But we forgive him that
Forgive all next season
Forgive him all his life
And when we reach the premier league I'll let him shag the wife*

*apologies for any offence caused by misogynistic lyricism
 
Let's be realistic

We love united
We do
We love united
We do
We love united
We do
When things are going exactly how we want with signings singing fans team selections players not spineless bottler managers
United we love you
 
Slight tweak on an existing song....

We’re premier league
We’re premier leeeeeeaague
We’re Sheff United
We’re premier league
 



To the tune of Ruby Tuesday...….

Goodbye Sheffield Wednesday
La Liga's OK for you
But Wilders Blades are in the Prem now
We're not going to miss you
This is genuinely great and if we get promoted we should sing it.

There, I said it. A chant proposed on the forum is actually good. A plague on all you miserable cynical fuckers who won't get behind a new song.
 
To the tune of the chorus from Sheep by the Housemartins

Chris Basham scored a goal against the Scum (woah oh oh)
And half the team came from Division one.
The Blades are going up!
The Blades are going up!
 
This is genuinely great and if we get promoted we should sing it.

There, I said it. A chant proposed on the forum is actually good. A plague on all you miserable cynical fuckers who won't get behind a new song.
Ha, cheers Tom, good to know someone appreciates talent, usual agents fee is it?
 
Billy sharp is magic
He wears a magic boot
And if you pass the ball to him
You know he’ll fucking shoot
He’ll boot it to the left
He’ll boot it to the right
And if it’s in the 6 yard box
The prem is ours tonight
 
We’ve conquered all of England...
We’re never gonna stop...

From Hillsborough down to Pompey...
We’ve won the f*ckin lot...

Chris Wilder and his army...
The fields of Bramall Lane...

We are Sheff United...
And we’re going up again...

Allez allez allez!
 

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