Scott Hogan new song

[KingKeith]

Surprised we’ve not had a plethora of new song suggestions for the new boy.

 

[JimW1889]

What tune is that to?

 

[BushBlade]

What tune is that to?

Sloop John B probably

 

[Ricky]

Hogan, oh, Scott Hogan
You have the same name,
As Hulk Hogan,
The wrestler, Hulk Hogan
Score some goals for us, please,
And try to get us promoted,
If possible

 

[Blade for Sale]

We've got Scotty Hogan
He drives a massive Shogun
It's got alloys
Quiffy's dad's annoyed

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Scotty Hogan
You score more goals than Clair Grogan
You’re more erudite than terry Wogan
A better actor than Seth Rogan
Oh scotty Hogan

No idea of the tune. I’m just the lyricist.

 

[Working Class Hero]

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ho-oh-gan

Repeat.

 

[sitwell]

ROGAN josh ,SLOGAN ,Mitsubishi SHOGUN ,Terry WOGAN. Theres your ingredients.
Scott HOGAN

 

[wesleysnipesmen]

I'll be riding Hogan
Underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone

Sorry, that's just my plans for the summer, can't think of a decent song for him.

 

[DronnieBlade]

His name is Hogan,

King Scottie Hogan

He wanted to become a blade

But piggy Bruce told him “lad nay”

Came back to haunt him

When Scottie taunts him

With a hat trick at the Sty

Amazing custard pie

Take that pig Brucie. ......

You fat bastard

To the tune of Lola by Barry Manilow !

UTB

 

[ucandomagic]

OK - Head over the parapets!

To the tune of I Got Rhythm

He’s Scott Hogan
He’s Scott Hogan
He wears our shirt
Who could ask for anything more?

 

[KingKeith]

Walking down bramall Lane - I swear We have signed Scot hogan
No I never shot no-one - I was only having fun
Walking down bramall Lane - swear We signed Scott hogan

 

[Dalelane01]

Perhaps we will become
HOGANS HEROES
if anyone old enough tio remember that programme.could play the theme tune to that programme to that show when he scores

 

[Gee]

To the tune of Baby Shark........ Get in lol.
Scotty Hogan doo de doo de doo
Scotty Hogan doo de doo de doo

 

[bromtom]

Lookin' for Scott Hogan, baby this evenin'
I need Scott Hogan, baby tonight
I want Scott Hogan, baby this evenin'
Gotta have Scott Hogan
Gotta have Scott Hogan tonight.

 

[Grappler]

"...we've got Scott, Scott, Scott...."

Just needs a couple of lads at the back of the Kop playing steel drums, and SouthEssexBlade playing his funk bass (might need to stand in Gary Sinclair's spot, so you can run a guitar lead down the tunnel to your amp).

 

[GrayBlade]

Can somebody put word to this?

 

[DronnieBlade]

Hogan

Just skinned a pig

Put it right between his leg

Rounded Westwood, found the net

Hogan

Career has just begun

And now he’s gonna blow the pigs away

Hogan

Wooo ooo ooo oooo

Made all the grunters cry

Like they never ever ever ever ever have bounced before

Carry on

Carry on

Cos 3 points is all the matters.

To Queens Boh Rap.

UTB

 

[Davalon]

Hogan, Hogan, Hogan.......

As good as it gets these days

 

[guancheblade]

Hogan, Hogan, Hogan.......

As good as it gets these days

THIS. With Leon moving on it makes even more sense

 

[mattbianco1]

Oh Scott Hogan, you are the love of my life
Oh Scott Hogan, I'd let you leg drop my wife
Oh Scott Hogan, I want yellow boots too

 

[dogboys]

We've got Scotty Hogan,
I do miss Terry Wogan.
It's £3 for a programme??

Sorry, I was just thinking ahead to what my musings might be at half three on Saturday afternoon if the first half isn't very good against Bolton.

 

[Freddie]

Surprised we’ve not had a plethora of new song suggestions for the new boy.

Separate the ocean
Throw 'em in between em
Grab on to my nuts son, oh-o-oh

Hold em cos they're golden
With more goals than Scott Hogan
It's the future, oh-o-oh

 

[Freddie]

It's £3 for a programme??

Three pounds for your match programme
Three pounds for your match programme
Three pounds for your match programme
Three pounds for your match programme

Hello, hello
Programmes, three quid
Programmes, three quid
Hello, hello
Programmes, three quid
Programmes, three quid

(Repeat continually for 15 minutes)

 

[Bobby Boo]

Bollocks to this, we need one for Bashambauer first

 

[Sean Thornton]

Scotty Hogan
You score more goals than Clair Grogan
You’re more erudite than terry Wogan
A better actor than Seth Rogan
Oh scotty Hogan

No idea of the tune. I’m just the lyricist.

Ringo McCartney?

 

[Sean Thornton]

There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down
The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Ringo McCartney?

Is he the surprise JTW signing that we are all waiting for?

Brentford fans think he’s wank presumably.

 

[CrookesBlade]

(To the tune of the Bodyform jingle)

Ho-gans’ in form

Scores a goal or two.

 

[BushBlade]

There was Riley pushin' it, shovin' it, shushin' it
Hogan, Logan and everyone in town
Lined up, attackin' it and shovin' it and smackin' it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down
The donkey was eyein' them, openly defyin' them
Winkin', blinkin' and twistin' out of place
Riley reversin' it, everybody cursin' it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the halfmile race

Wasn’t that Paddy McGinty’s Goat? (I’m going back about 45 years remembering my Dad’s Val Doonican EP)

Edit, no it can’t be. Too many donkey references.

Second edit, I’ve realised that in my head I’d combined the two songs. I just listened to them both on YouTube, probably for the first time since I was about 5.