Song for Madine

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Gary
We're sorry
But just fuck off home
We're worried
So won't you fuck off
Barnet's rife
I'm my mind
And you'll just get drunk every Nite
Gary
We're sorry
 



Never miss a game pal. Never heard it sung. Does it take place in a toilet cubicle at halftime?


Hmmmm, never heard the Duffy song in commemoration of when we destroyed those dirty piggy skidmarks from S6 despite going home and away.... we’ll thats me beat mate I have no answer to that.
 
"Hurry up Gary"

Hurry Up Gary
Sham 69

Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub
Now listen here Gary
If we're going down the pub
You'd better tell your mum and dad
And finish up your grub
I wish you'd listen to me
No, I don't want a cup of tea
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub
You're telling me to grow up
But Gary don't you see
If I tried to act my age
I wouldn't be me
We never do anything
So now's the time to begin
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
We're going down the pub
We're going…



A bit lengthy, I posted a shortened version of this on one of the multitude of Gary threads last week:

Fuck off, fuck off
Hurry up Gary fuck off
He's going down the pub

I predict a re-hash of the ex-pig classic of "he used to be shite, now he's alright" though.
 
Maid of Orleans OMD.

Madine of Orleans. Welcomed just as warmly.
 
Thanks.
That had been an earworm after I VJ'ed it on Saturday night. I had just got rid of it and now its back :(


Enjoy.....




The dumb bastard didn’t even know it was actually written by a Civil Rights Activist, not Al Wilson, although thinking about it who won’t know what that is.
 
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He's big, he's mean
He's got the snowflakes crying into their mochachino's
Gary Madine! Gary Madine!

Needs some tweaking, I know but I feel that it fully encapsulates the moment.
 



Y.G.B.H.

Young man, there's no need to lie down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, no Blades when I’m in town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, cuts they can sew
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
They have everything for your broken jaw
You can suck your soup through a straw
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
The police will come, but show them the door
Or I’ll be back to give you some more......
 
"Booooooooooooooooo"
I dare say this ditty will ring out from the nawty section at the back of the Kop on Saturday.
 
Gary Madine,
He'll take one for the team
but you better beware,
of his right hook,
but don't worry, he needs a few tinnies first
 
Y.G.B.H.

Young man, there's no need to lie down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, no Blades when I’m in town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, cuts they can sew
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
They have everything for your broken jaw
You can suck your soup through a straw
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
The police will come, but show them the door
Or I’ll be back to give you some more......
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! No more entries please.

'They have everything for your broken jaw
You can suck your soup through a straw'

Burt Bacharach, is that you? :D
 

So you wanna be a Bladesman
Wanna make the team?
Can you punch on a pissed-up night out?
Is your name Madine?

Put him in the ring, Chris
Someone new to punch
Let him have a swing, Chris
Then we'll go to lunch

The pigs scream with fear
“Let me outta here!”
 
The childish bile and vitriol on this issue just beggars belief. I suppose we'll know to what extent these loudmouths are representative of SUFC supporters the 1st time Gary Madine steps onto the turf. I suspect that it will be a case of minority Gob-shites imagining they are in the glorious majority - it's the space they occupy throughout their sad lives. In time, maybe a new word will appear in the Oxford Dictionary..... just for them, and to confirm how important they are - the Mighty "MIJORITY"
 
I suspect that it will be a case of minority Gob-shites imagining they are in the glorious majority

I don't give a shit whether I'm in the majority or not.

I do not want a scumbag who has form for GBH against our own, being paraded as some hero in my red and white shirt.

just for them, and to confirm how important they are - the Mighty "MIJORITY"

It's not about me. It's about the club stooping so low to sign a violent scumbag. It is not, and never should be, win at any price.
 
The childish bile and vitriol on this issue just beggars belief. I suppose we'll know to what extent these loudmouths are representative of SUFC supporters the 1st time Gary Madine steps onto the turf. I suspect that it will be a case of minority Gob-shites imagining they are in the glorious majority - it's the space they occupy throughout their sad lives. In time, maybe a new word will appear in the Oxford Dictionary..... just for them, and to confirm how important they are - the Mighty "MIJORITY"
You didn’t say what tune we should sing this to.
Or is it an angry drill rap?
 
He's putting a shift in up at Shirecliffe.....................

 
Y.G.B.H.

Young man, there's no need to lie down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, no Blades when I’m in town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, cuts they can sew
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
They have everything for your broken jaw
You can suck your soup through a straw
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
It's fun to stay at the Northern Gen’ral
The police will come, but show them the door
Or I’ll be back to give you some more......
Best one up to now in my opinion
 



He's big, he's mean
He's got the snowflakes crying into their mochachino's
Gary Madine! Gary Madine!

Needs some tweaking, I know but I feel that it fully encapsulates the moment.

You didn't get the memo?

It's princesses now. Snowflake is so last year.

:)
 

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