Song for Madine

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Oh Gary Madines a blade now
He’s got magic fists
He doesn’t use them wisely
Especially when he’s pissed
We signed Madine from Cardiff
Where he never scored a goal
He also played for Bolton and the shittest team of all !!
As ever UTB !

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Don’t know why it did it twice !!

 

[I should coco]

Jack O'Connell's magic
He wears a magic hat
We've just signed Gary Madine
But he's a full weight twat
A twat to his left
A twat to his right
And when he goes down to town
He's a twat all night.

Rodgers and Hammerstein, eat yer' hearts out.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don’t know why it did it twice !!

Doesn’t matter, you have a winner.

 

[The Crab]

Chin chinnery chin chinnery chin cheroo
a night out with Madine and you'll be black and blue

 

[CarlMcBlade]

He used to be shite, but now he’s alright?

 

[Sean Thornton]

He used to be shite, but now he’s alright?

No.

No, no, no.....

 

[Stanthemanfan]

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go away to drink their gloom
He broke my jaw and so began
The story of the charmless man

 

[HighfieldBlade]

"Wo, wo wo wooohooo
MADINE IS ON FIIIIIRRRRRRRREEE!!"
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It was our 6th year in Division One
When Chris Wilder came home
And really pissed the piggies off
And brought Madine on looooooaaaan
He brought Madine on looooaaaan

 

[west_yorks_blade]

My old man said
‘I’m a Madine fan’
I said ‘fuck off bollocks, you’re a cunt.’

 

[Bob Socks]

Not a big fan then Bob?

He'a a cunt mate, Wilder's fucked up with this, split the fans and it won't end well.

 

[Ted Danson]

Or we could come up with a song for Mark Duffy.
Or does he need to be a full weight to merit one?

How could you forget this gem

 

[Tezza1889]

Or we could come up with a song for Mark Duffy.
Or does he need to be a full weight to merit one?

Might be a good idea to come to the lane mate before posting this !

 

[Hamburg Blade]

How could you forget this gem

A sombre reminder to always take your medication.

 

[Addison]

My old man said
‘I’m a Madine fan’
I said ‘fuck off bollocks, you’re a cunt.’

Well it started off a little slow, picked up in the middle and finished with a thumping punch line.

 

[blade too long]

cheer up Gary Madine
oh what can it mean
now If you punch someones lights out
try not to get seen

 

[BigBed]

How could you forget this gem

Riiiiiiiightttt.......

 

[No Poirot No Party]

Bringing vengaboys to the terraces.

Boom, boom, boom, boom,
Gary Madine likes Viper Rooms,

He’ll bang your heads toghether,
Red, blue, turquoise or whatever

 

[JJ Sefton]

Madine is it too late to say I'm sorry?
And Madine could we get it together again?
I just can't go on pretending that it came to a natural end
Madine, oh I never thought I'd miss you
And Madine I thought that we'd never be friends
We said our love would last never
So how did it come to this bitter end?

 

[Jon Bon II]

Bloody hell, I'm glad you lot don't start chants off at the game. Some of those lyrics makes it sound as if he's not liked.... Sheesh!

 

[Bill Johnson]

Might be a good idea to come to the lane mate before posting this !

Never miss a game pal. Never heard it sung. Does it take place in a toilet cubicle at halftime?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary repeat x 100

Lyrical genius

 

[Rusty view]

We've got Madine, he was a washing machine
I just don't think you understand
He used to be a twat, he called our Billy fat
But now he's our goal machine.

You indeed can do magic.

 

[Rusty view]

Never miss a game pal. Never heard it sung. Does it take place in a toilet cubicle at halftime?

No. Heard it sung home and away.

 

[Stanthemanfan]

My my my Chris wilder
Why why why chris wilder
Are you sure
To let that cunt come through the door
Madine and Barnet I just can't take anymore

 

[fireblade]

We all dream of a team with no Madine!!

 

[Hamburg Blade]

There are some real belters on here. I'm going to email Simon Cowell.

 

[rosy red]

He'a a cunt mate, Wilder's fucked up with this, split the fans and it won't end well.

Don't fancy him going round town now that both sides hate him

 

[BladesOnToast]

You can sort of adapt our classic song "Deano" (you know the one i mean - "Deano! Deano! Deano!" as sung for Brian and controversially revived for Hendo - google it for full lyrics and sheet music) to work for Madine if you add an unstressed "ma" before the Deano bit, thus:
(Ma)dine-o!
(Ma)dine-o!
(Ma)dine-o!

(TIN HAT ON)

 

[8lade]

To the tune of Yellow Submarine (sing it through a couple of times to get the words to fit)

In the town where I was born
Was a team, called The Blades
And Chris Wilder, signed a thug
Who was called Gary Madine

We all wish that we didn't have Gary Madine
Didn't have Gary Madine, didn't have Gary Madine
We all wish that we didn't have Gary Madine
Didn't have Gary Madine, didn't have Gary Madine