'Less than holy' XI

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Given the incoming of that tuppence on loan from Cardiff, it got me thinking of United's 'Less than holy' XI who may have had run-ins with the authorities or the FA in the past. I think I'm right in suggesting the following but I'm struggling for a back line...

Any ideas, or anyone else I've missed?

 

[BerksBlade]

Carl Bradshaw
Charlie Hartfield
Sestanovich

 

[The Fox]

Carl Bradshaw at RB , didn't he once bite a cab driver whilst at Norwich ?
Who's going to be manager ? ... As for chairman ...just too many to name

 

[Ricky]

Just shows, defenders are always bloody great lads.

And that would be a bloody great strikeforce if all were in their prime.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Given the incoming of that tuppence on loan from Cardiff, it got me thinking of United's 'Less than holy' XI who may have had run-ins with the authorities or the FA in the past. I think I'm right in suggesting the following but I'm struggling for a back line...

Any ideas, or anyone else I've missed?

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Correct me Koz, but didn't John McPhail once get done for avoiding payment when on a train?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Suppose Morgan could've got in trouble for breaking the Barnsley player's skull.

 

[Roygbiv]

Could lob Owen Morrison or Curtis Woodhouse in there

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Claude Davis threatened Ade Akinbiyi with a razor blade..... allegedly.

 

[Bugboyblade]

Paul Woodhouse definitely chairman.

 

[BushBlade]

Kenworthy did time after he left us. I think Mitch Ward got done for punching a woman. Billy Whitehurst.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Just for Pinchy

Nick 'Monty' Montgomery for crimes against football.

 

[Roygbiv]

Shane Nicholson could go in at left back. He once failed a drugs test at West Brom

 

[JackSUFC]

Keith Gillespie wasn’t a saint was he?

Connor Brown, the lad who we sacked for naming Ched’s ‘victim’ on Twitter? May be clutching at straws there like.

 

[Rollerball]

I'm pretty sure john mcphail was sent off for drop kicking an opponent that got him a ban and a police caution when he played in Scotland, before he came to the blades.

 

[FMBlade1]

Robertson?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Robertson

 

[Grappler]

Just for Pinchy

Nick 'Monty' Montgomery for crimes against football.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Correct me Koz, but didn't John McPhail once get done for avoiding payment when on a train?

He got nicked for travelling to and from York on a student railcard, I seem to recall.

 

[blade too long]

bill flick knife punton

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I knew there was something similar on here:

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/porridge-blades.14628/

 

[Goody]

I think he paid the child fare

 

[Goody]

John mcphail that is

 

[itsinyerblood]

He got nicked for travelling to and from York on a student railcard, I seem to recall.

That sounds about right SEB, it happened so long ago I must have deposited in a dark compartment of my mind. Doesn't make him public enemy no1, just someone who tried something stupid.

 

[FMBlade1]

There's also no 'allegedly' about Evans.

He was done for insurance fraud, claiming he'd lost his mobile phone which he was subsequently found to be using.

Tut tut.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Glynn Hodges for planting the nut on a Sunderland player.

Actually didn’t we all club together to buy him? Don’t recall any moral outrage over that assault?

 

[FlamingLip]

There's also no 'allegedly' about Evans.

He was done for insurance fraud, claiming he'd lost his mobile phone which he was subsequently found to be using.

Tut tut.

Wasn't his made using it for filming all along?

 

[Lane Ender]

Billy Whitehurst couldn’t leave him out of it.
I know who I’d back in a 1to 1 with Madine
No contest

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Taking on the Porridge thread here, and aiming to win.

 

[1973Blade]

I misunderstood the thread and was literally thinking of players whose name is less than holy. The best I could come up with was Paul Devil-in. Poor on many levels.

 

[benn5712]

Kevin Arnott - pronounced ah no.
Something about car without insurance or twoc-ing.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Glynn Hodges for planting the nut on a Sunderland player.

Actually didn’t we all club together to buy him? Don’t recall any moral outrage over that assault?

Not to mention his spectacular assault on John Harkes. If you’re going get a red for seeing red, why bother with pushing and shoving. Let it all out.