Players who shrink

[Pinchy]

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Pele is looking very frail and hunched these days.

He must have withered by at least a couple of inches.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

 

[RealMcCoy]

Penalty! All day long!

 

[Billyblade]

Glenn Cockerill, 6ft+ but 5ft 3 when he jumped

 

[Speedracer]

Glenn Cockerill, 6ft+ but 5ft 3 when he jumped

No that was Mike Trusson.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

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Heresy.

 

[JackSUFC]

Pele is looking very frail and hunched these days.

He must have withered by at least a couple of inches.

Probably ran out of viagra.

 

[Billyblade]

No that was Mike Trusson.

No.
It was definitely Glenn Cockerill I meant

 

[Cerberus Blade]

No.
It was definitely Glenn Cockerill I meant

Well his neck (did he have one?) used to seem to disappear into his shirt when he ran. A bit like that "catch that pigeon" cartoon character.

 

[Billyblade]

Well his neck (did he have one?) used to seem to disappear into his shirt when he ran. A bit like that "catch that pigeon" cartoon character.

Like Gladstone Small?

Ian Botham was once in an exotic restaurant when he noticed Turtle on the menu "Ooh" he thought "I fancy that" so ordered it.
About an hour later he still hadn't received his order and so went into the kitchen to investigate. He found all the kitchen staff gathered around a table with what appeared to be a turtle shell on it "What's the problem?" he said.
One of the kitchen staff said "Terribly sorry Mr Botham but we need to chop off the turtles head before we can cook it and it won't pop it's head out"
Beefy said "leave it to me" and disappeared. A short time later he reappeared with a cleaver and a red hot poker. He shoved the red hot poker up the turtles arse and the shock caused the creature to scream and thrust its head out of its shell. At this point Botham chopped it off with the cleaver.
The kitchen staff were in awe and one of them said "Thats amazing, have you worked in a kitchen before Mr Botham?"
"No" Beefy replied "We use the same method to get a tie on Gladstone Small"

 

[I should coco]

an Botham was once in an exotic restaurant when he noticed Turtle on the menu "Ooh" he thought "I fancy that" so ordered it.
About an hour later he still hadn't received his order and so went into the kitchen to investigate. He found all the kitchen staff gathered around a table with what appeared to be a turtle shell on it "What's the problem?" he said.
One of the kitchen staff said "Terribly sorry Mr Botham but we need to chop off the turtles head before we can cook it and it won't pop it's head out"
Beefy said "leave it to me" and disappeared. A short time later he reappeared with a cleaver and a red hot poker. He shoved the red hot poker up the turtles arse and the shock caused the creature to scream and thrust its head out of its shell. At this point Botham chopped it off with the cleaver.
The kitchen staff were in awe and one of them said "Thats amazing, have you worked in a kitchen before Mr Botham?"
"No" Beefy replied "We use the same method to get a tie on Gladstone Small"

That's probably 'neckist'.

Should I be mortally offended?

 

[Liverpool blade]

Derek geary who If I remember rightly was booked for a foul at West Ham against one of their tall defenders??
I think he was only 5ft 4 and that’s when he jumped!!!. Warnock said he head butted the guy in the bollox!!. Lol

 

[Billyblade]

That's probably 'neckist'.

Should I be mortally offended?

Considering people are offended by nowt these days I'd be offended if you weren't offended