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[Sean Thornton]

Dear Future Loan Signing,

We at the S2 4SU forum have high expectations of you.

If you haven't scored a hat trick in your first or second appearance, the forum will close and the club will go into administration.

With this in mind, please don't be shit.

Best regards,

The S2 4SU Forum.

Ps. You WILL be judged, either way, by people who've never heard of you, let alone seen you play.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Who the fuck is wit?

Who is Wit? Some say that when he faces the sun he casts no shadow, some say that he has no reflection in mirrors and can only be killed by holy water or silver bullets. Some say that when he walks on snow he leaves no foot prints. Others say that he doesn't really exist and is just a figment of our collective fevered imaginations. I've heard rumors that he is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we all share his consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, and we are only his dream, and that paradoxically he is just the imagination of ourselves. I've also heard people say that he's a successful Estate Agent/Mortgage Broker, that he used to manage a sunday league side and is one Wilder's best mates from way back, who knows? or dares to dream?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Billy Painter?
Billy Decorator?
Billy Sharper. Imagine if we signed Billy Sharp of 18 months ago. Come back billy. Dust off those cobwebs and stick 3 in tomorrow please.

You saying his legs have gone?

Run, run now, run fast.

Run far.....

 

[idleurchin]

Who is Wit? Some say that when he faces the sun he casts no shadow, some say that he has no refection in mirrors and can only be killed by holy water or silver bullets. Some say that when he walks on snow he leaves no foot prints. Others say that he doesn't really exist and is just a figment of our collective fevered imaginations. I've heard rumors that he is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we all share his consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, and we are only his dream, and that paradoxically he is just the imagination of ourselves. I've also heard people say that he's a successful Estate Agent/Mortgage Broker, that he used to manage a sunday league side and is one Wilder's best mates from way back, who knows?

Good weed?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Good weed?

The. Fucking. Best.

 

[idleurchin]

The. Fucking. Best.

 

[Snowman]

Anybody know how to get rid of fruit flies?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Anybody know how to get rid of fruit flies?

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

 

[sheffielder]

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I did hear rumours the fax machine went down again

 

[Blade56]

Who is Wit? Some say that when he faces the sun he casts no shadow, some say that he has no reflection in mirrors and can only be killed by holy water or silver bullets. Some say that when he walks on snow he leaves no foot prints. Others say that he doesn't really exist and is just a figment of our collective fevered imaginations. I've heard rumors that he is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we all share his consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, and we are only his dream, and that paradoxically he is just the imagination of ourselves. I've also heard people say that he's a successful Estate Agent/Mortgage Broker, that he used to manage a sunday league side and is one Wilder's best mates from way back, who knows? or dares to dream?

Well I've heard his name is an anagram of his real identity

 

[robbiez666]

I read 2 midfielders and 1 striker and was astounded and confused. Given he tried to sign Freeman, I assume one is an attacking midfielder. Which would make him our 3rd choice?! We need more than one striker or we're playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse with injury.

 

[Pinchy]

Who the fuck is wit?

His first name is ‘Half’. He is a professional manager’s friend, hoping for reflected publicity. The irony of him suggesting someone else should not ‘big themselves up’ is a rich one.

He’s not very bright, can’t spell and ought to be a little less prominent in his Tory and Brexit toadying until he’s got a clue what he’s talking about.

Twitter provides the ideal opportunity for those who know nowt to confirm it time after time.

 

[Darthblade]

I did hear rumours the fax machine went down again

Aaaaaaaaghh!! Nooooooo …..

Prepare yourself mate ……. you've dared to mention the "f" word

The thought police will be along shortly to rip you a new one …..

UTB & FTP

 

[Harrisblade]

Anybody know how to get rid of fruit flies?

Stop buying fruit?

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Assombalonga started and scored for Middlesbrough yesterday, find it highly unlikely that they’ll let him go now. Hope there’s a Plan B.