You are not a Bladey Boybander, Phil.
The Bladey Boybanders don’t necessarily watch the Academy on a regular basis, or at all. They look out for results, hear names who are scoring goals or otherwise impressing and make what history proves to be hopelessly optimistic and erroneous assumptions. They are utterly beguiled when one of those players is selected for England Infants. Their limited intellect assumes that such players are on a Rubber Dinghy Rapids express pass to intergalactic stardom. Little Louis and Ben Mustavimback are but two recent examples of such distorted thinking. Now we move on to Jake Wright. Jake fucking Wright.
Those that do watch the lads play, not least yourself and another sensible bloke whose name I forget, tend to take a more rounded, realistic view. As you have made clear, you don’t spend every matchday wishing on a star that the youngsters will be in the first team next week, next year, or at all.
The fact is you can’t wish players better than they are, as I tried in vain to persuade the well-meaning but utterly deluded and now departed Woodward Fan for many years.
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