And wendys still claim he’s one of their own

[Tom Bott]

They've turned brown with all this sun, should send men twice a day to water them.

#disgrace

 

[stringer]

The same type of love that made him accept the Hull transfer money?
Players from the 1960s and before would turn in their graves.

No player pre-1960 ever moved club? Interesting

 

[stringer]

It's amazing how young pretty women are attracted to young fit millionaires, isn't it.

Harry was a millionaire when he first played for United? Amazing!

 

[shorehamview]

Harry was a millionaire when he first played for United? Amazing!

Yes. Didn't you know that he discovered oil in his back garden when he was 11?

Still, not the first time The Star has been behind on the news, to be fair.

 

[Bellypork]

It's the way of things.

Always was.

Nefertiti, one of the most beautiful women in the ancient world, was the wife of the pharaoh Akhnaten.

Judging by the surviving statues of him, he was no oil painting either.

As the maxim goes: "A beautiful woman who's a lavatory cleaner is a beautiful woman; a handsome man who's a lavatory cleaner is a lavatory cleaner".

 

[Radders]

They've turned brown with all this sun, should send men twice a day to water them.

#disgrace

Are you referring to verges or WAGs?

 

[grafikhaus]

Any news about the disgraceful state of the grass verges in Basegreen?

Update! (it should be in The Star by Christmas)

 

[Whiston Blade]

https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foo...in-england-s-world-cup-celebrations-1-9233860

Great player but punching well above his weight in the WAG stakes. Fair play.

Money eases the pain when he's on top looking at her.

 

[Speedracer]

Update! (it should be in The Star by Christmas)

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Whoever did the bubble speak is wrong, we do not pronounce the "t" before council, it is a Lancashire thing not a Yorkshire thing. We imply it not say it.

 

[BushBlade]

It's the way of things.

Always was.

Nefertiti, one of the most beautiful women in the ancient world, was the wife of the pharaoh Akhnaten.

Judging by the surviving statues of him, he was no oil painting either.

As the maxim goes: "A beautiful woman who's a lavatory cleaner is a beautiful woman; a handsome man who's a lavatory cleaner is a lavatory cleaner".

True but the beautiful woman who’s a lavatory cleaner isn’t so beautiful when she’s 40, had six kids and lives on’t cross because she chose a bloke with muscles instead of one with a brain.

 

[BushBlade]

Whoever did the bubble speak is wrong, we do not pronounce the "t" before council, it is a Lancashire thing not a Yorkshire thing. We imply it not say it.

It’s called a glottal stop, I believe, and it’s the only way to signify the lack of ‘the’ that we have when we speak. Eg we don’t say ‘get in car’ we say ‘get int car’ even if the t is almost imperceptible.

 

[Speedracer]

I know that BB thanks, it is just one of those things that nags me, especially when I am unlucky enough to hear it over exaggerated on Corrie or whatever programme has loads of Manc-ish actors.

 

[Heisenblade]

Is that Meghan Markle behind him?

That's his missus.... I would.

 

[super_pig]

I know that BB thanks, it is just one of those things that nags me, especially when I am unlucky enough to hear it over exaggerated on Corrie or whatever programme has loads of Manc-ish actors.

they’re mostly RADA.. bin in’t generical north’n accent carse thi av

 

[grafikhaus]

Whoever did the bubble speak is wrong, we do not pronounce the "t" before council, it is a Lancashire thing not a Yorkshire thing. We imply it not say it.

Sorry.

 

[BushBlade]

I know that BB thanks, it is just one of those things that nags me, especially when I am unlucky enough to hear it over exaggerated on Corrie or whatever programme has loads of Manc-ish actors.

Not watched it for 30 odd years but Rita Fairclough always sounded like she was over-emphasising it.

And don’t get me started on Michael fucking MacIntire and his ‘The The’ routine. The fucking bellend.

 

[I should coco]

And don’t get me started on Michael fucking MacIntire and his ‘The The’ routine. The fucking bellend.

Sadly I can only give you one t'like.

He is a Southern nonce pedalling his unfunny shite to the Tory voting shires.

Hanging's too good and all that. He'd certainly be on Tyler's 'come the revolution' list.

 

[BushBlade]

Sadly I can only give you one t'like.

He is a Southern nonce pedalling his unfunny shite to the Tory voting shires.

Hanging's too good and all that. He'd certainly be on Tyler's 'come the revolution' list.

Comedy is very subjective and each to their own, it’s just that observational comedy sets my OCD off when it’s inaccurate. I get proper Rain Man about it.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not watched it for 30 odd years but Rita Fairclough always sounded like she was over-emphasising it.

And don’t get me started on Michael fucking MacIntire and his ‘The The’ routine. The fucking bellend.

Get t't tholesalers.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It’s called a glottal stop, I believe, and it’s the only way to signify the lack of ‘the’ that we have when we speak. Eg we don’t say ‘get in car’ we say ‘get int car’ even if the t is almost imperceptible.

That's how you might say it in your part of Asia but it's "gerrin car" here.

Don't get all Parkinson with your professional (Jakarta based ) posh Yorkshireman act.


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[BushBlade]

That's how you might say it in your part of Asia but it's "gerrin car" here.

Don't get all Parkinson with your professional (Jakarta based ) posh Yorkshireman act.


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I thought I might get pulled for that tbh. Gerrint car was the informal friendly. Get int car was the formal, said very slowly and usually accompanied by a clip round your head from fatther, who’d just about had enough of your shit.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

It's amazing how young pretty women are attracted to young fit millionaires, isn't it.

I know I've said this before but when Peter Crouch was asked,"What would you have been if you weren't a Premier League footballer?" He replied,"A virgin."

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Comedy is very subjective and each to their own, it’s just that observational comedy sets my OCD off when it’s inaccurate. I get proper Rain Man about it.

I'm so OCD, I have to put the acronym in alphabetical order and call it CDO.

 

[WhiteHawk]

And don’t get me started on Michael fucking MacIntire and his ‘The The’ routine. The fucking bellend.

This. I can't stand the twat simply because of that terrible routine.

 

[grafikhaus]

Sadly I can only give you one t'like.

He is a Southern nonce pedalling his unfunny shite to the Tory voting shires.

Hanging's too good and all that. He'd certainly be on Tyler's 'come the revolution' list.

Comedy is very subjective and each to their own, it’s just that observational comedy sets my OCD off when it’s inaccurate. I get proper Rain Man about it.

I think 'observational comedy' is pushing it - he merely says what he's seen in the street, in the pub etc. To us, not remotely fucking funny at all but lapped up by the overgrown, leftie students in the audience. It's the only way you get a gig on telly nowadays or those cringingly shite programmes like 'Would I Lie To You?', 'Question Time' and just about everything on 'Dave'. People like Lee Mack and Jack Dee started out OK, until their agents told them to change their act or they wouldn't 'progress' on the comedy circuit which may eventually lead to being a host on one of the preponderance of quizzes and game shows on TV in the late afternoon - aimed squarely at the care home market. 'Is The Chaser on yet? That Bradley Walsh is luvvly! What's for tea? 'as Star come yet?'

Frankie Boyle has morphed into a confrontational, disgusting full-weight cunt.

 

[Fanny magnet]

So in short Lefties are responsible for shit comedy now as well as not supporting the England team and picking on poor old Maggie Thatcher

 

[BushBlade]

I think 'observational comedy' is pushing it - he merely says what he's seen in the street, in the pub etc. To us, not remotely fucking funny at all but lapped up by the overgrown, leftie students in the audience. It's the only way you get a gig on telly nowadays or those cringingly shite programmes like 'Would I Lie To You?', 'Question Time' and just about everything on 'Dave'. People like Lee Mack and Jack Dee started out OK, until their agents told them to change their act or they wouldn't 'progress' on the comedy circuit which may eventually lead to being a host on one of the preponderance of quizzes and game shows on TV in the late afternoon - aimed squarely at the care home market. 'Is The Chaser on yet? That Bradley Walsh is luvvly! What's for tea? 'as Star come yet?'

Frankie Boyle has morphed into a confrontational, disgusting full-weight cunt.

I don’t agree with that really. Macintyre is about as anodyne as you can get. I’d be amazed if he has a lefty student following (if lefty students even exist in large numbers these days) whereas Jack Dee played the comedy clubs in the late eighties and nineties that were certainly frequented by left students. I think he lost his edge after he had kids.
Frankie Boyle has always been confrontational, that’s his act.

Comedians always end up doing chat shows and panel shows, even as a kid I remember stuff like Celebrity Squares where previously cutting edge comedians of the early sixties were frequent guests. I didn’t even realise for years that Bob Monkhouse was a comedian, I thought he was the bloke who did Golden Shot.