Standing out...

[Canterbury Blade]

I’m just getting ready to go through the time zone to Barnsley.

However, my fellow Blades I am concerned at standing out amongst the locals. Two questions please.

1, Can anyone tell me if the ‘smart shirt with a collar’ has reached Barnsley yet?

2. I’m also a little concerned I may get stared at as my shirt has a little crocodile on it. Do the locals know about ‘crocodiles’ yet?

Just don’t want to cause alarm and distress and generate finger pointing...

 

[Foxy]

Cracking shoehorning in of 'I wear Lacoste'

 

[Pierre's PC]

Sew a stuffed kestrel to your jacket shoulder and you're good to go.

If you can find a whippet lying around then that will work also, although a bit harder to attach

 

[Boxer Blade]

Doesn't matter what you wear you will still be stared at, everybody does it, enjoy your day cants 0-3

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

I wouldn't worry about being stared at, their eyes will be looking in different directions.

 

[The Crab]

I’m just getting ready to go through the time zone to Barnsley.

However, my fellow Blades I am concerned at standing out amongst the locals. Two questions please.

1, Can anyone tell me if the ‘smart shirt with a collar’ has reached Barnsley yet?

2. I’m also a little concerned I may get stared at as my shirt has a little crocodile on it. Do the locals know about ‘crocodiles’ yet?

Just don’t want to cause alarm and distress and generate finger pointing...

You'll be burned as a Witch, probably. Tread carefully.

 

[The Crab]

I wouldn't worry about being stared at, their eyes will be looking in different directions.

One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you.

 

[Stretch]

Just make it clear that your brother is called Jud and that he is cock o' estate.

They'l be sure to leave you in peace.

 

[Esablade]

I’m just getting ready to go through the time zone to Barnsley.

However, my fellow Blades I am concerned at standing out amongst the locals. Two questions please.

1, Can anyone tell me if the ‘smart shirt with a collar’ has reached Barnsley yet?

2. I’m also a little concerned I may get stared at as my shirt has a little crocodile on it. Do the locals know about ‘crocodiles’ yet?

Just don’t want to cause alarm and distress and generate finger pointing...

Morning campers!

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

this about sums em up.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Make sure you keep your hands in your pockets mate. Can't be too careful.
Or if you must, buy a pair of gloves at Barnsley market on your way there and a couple of small, finger sized carrots at the veg stall to pack them out just to be safe.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

 

[flashinblade1889]

Wear a black ‘Donkey Jacket’ with NCB on the back and you’ll blend right in with the locals..........

 

[Grappler]

To get used to visiting Barnsley, Doctors usually advise people to go here for a few hours first, to get used to the shock of going back in time

http://www.simt.co.uk/abbeydale-industrial-hamlet

Once you have done that, then this is normally the second place to go, but stay longer, for at least 4 hours, if you can

http://www.beamish.org.uk/

You will then be ready to visit Barnsley, and enjoy all the trappings and comforts that Oakwell has to offer

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Not taking any risks today, going full Lonsdale.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Went to a gig in Barnsley last year, a bloke was in the general bar area sat with a flat cap on, and he’d brought his Whippet out with him. Was very nearly as funny as the first support act (they were not intentionally trying to make anyone laugh)

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Just gonna stick these on

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Not taking any risks today, going full Lonsdale.

Good idea! Dress like you've been in Sports Directs skip.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Or if you must, buy a pair of gloves at Barnsley market on your way there and a couple of small, finger sized carrots at the veg stall to pack them out just to be safe.

Or be creative and store your match day Rolos and Fruit Gums in there...

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Cracking shoehorning in of 'I wear Lacoste'

Should fit right in wearing Lacoste. Very 1980s.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don't make any complimentary comments about badgers.

 

[Snowman]

Should fit right in wearing Lacoste. Very 1980s.

Thought he was wearing a crocodile? Very bloody risky if you ask me.

 

[Foxy]

 

[Boxer Blade]

Just gonna stick these on

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Can somebody tell me what's funny about this?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

But if you really, really want to blend in ....




Or possibly ....



Ah, 1984. Memries.

 

[RossoDeltic]

Don’t tell young children to look out for dinosaurs like we did during my sons first visit there.
Why haven’t you seen any dinosaurs today? They stole the eggs, people from Barnsley steal things.
That was on a packed train when he was about 3 years old, quite loud too.

 

[The Crab]

Thought he was wearing a crocodile? Very bloody risky if you ask me.

He'd look daft, everyone knows it's Alligator season.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

 

[bigbirdblade]

Owd on. They've only just discovered fire in Barnsley, let alone clothes.

 

[super_pig]

Can somebody tell me what's funny about this?

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