Morris Minor

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I drive a Morris Minor, it goes from 0 to 59 eventually... No seriously, she has great mechanics but she wont ever be more than a Morris Minor...

 

[super_pig]

I drive a Morris Minor, it goes from 0 to 59 eventually... No seriously, she has great mechanics but she wont ever be more than a Morris Minor...

a Morris Minor looked good though when you were getting on the bus?

 

[veganblade]

I understand. Tofu on a muffin will never be eggs benedict.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I understand. Tofu on a muffin will never be eggs benedict.

Hollandaise needs perfect application or it will split...

 

[mattbianco1]

I drive a Morris Minor, it goes from 0 to 59 eventually... No seriously, she has great mechanics but she wont ever be more than a Morris Minor...

Carlos, is that You?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I drive a Morris Minor, it goes from 0 to 59 eventually... No seriously, she has great mechanics but she wont ever be more than a Morris Minor...

You lucky bastard, Morris Minor?

 

[Bladesman]

Could be worse, could be a Marina instead...

 

[Tom Bott]

I have a Ford Transit van.

If the owner of the company (me) 'invested' some money I could have a Mercedes Sprinter, though I doubt it would get me through traffic jams any faster and cost more to service.

Is this a vehicle ownership thread ?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

So we all agree, through motor car metaphor our front line is as slow as a Morris Minor but if we had investment we might be able to afford a Mercedes Sprinter.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Why is this in General Blades Chat?

 

[The Crab]

I have a Ford Transit van.

If the owner of the company (me) 'invested' some money I could have a Mercedes Sprinter, though I doubt it would get me through traffic jams any faster and cost more to service.

Is this a vehicle ownership thread ?

I'd be less inclined to let you in front of me if you drove a Sprinter too

 

[northsomersetblade]

There are people out there who can help

http://www.mmoc.org.uk/Messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=38179

 

[Lil red rooster]

our morris minor has been done up ,two years ago it was rusting away in a barn .
now its back on the road and it won at fucking wednesday so be fuckin greatful.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

So we all agree, through motor car metaphor our front line is as slow as a Morris Minor but if we had investment we might be able to afford a Mercedes Sprinter.

Look, I could probably get 800 quid for the Morris if we can find another 20 billion, come on, we can be the first game on Match of the Day...

 

[Blade56]

I was knocked down by a Morris Traveller when I was 17.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I drive a Morris Minor, it goes from 0 to 59 eventually... No seriously, she has great mechanics but she wont ever be more than a Morris Minor...

Don’t they have a reputation for a wheel coming off?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I was knocked down by a Morris Traveller when I was 17.

You should have got up and smacked him B56.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I was knocked down by a Morris Traveller when I was 17.

Did you suffer Minor injuries?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Did you suffer Minor injuries?

https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/simulation-hypothesis/

 

[Keen Blade]

I was knocked down by a Morris Traveller when I was 17.

You shouldn't go fighting them pikeys , especially not Morris , he's their bare-knuckle champion.
I hate fuckin pikeys.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Could do with a Colin 'Morris' minor right now.

 

[DifferentClass]

There are people out there who can help

http://www.mmoc.org.uk/Messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=38179

Fitting things into Minors sounds a little too Jimmy Savile for me

 

[northsomersetblade]

Fitting things into Minors sounds a little too Jimmy Savile for me

Big throbbing things at that

 

[madeinsheffield]

Could do with a Colin 'Morris' minor right now.

Is that Lee?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Big throbbing things at that

Anyone give me a jump, I'm outside the Barleycorn...

 

[Tom Bott]

I hate fuckin pikeys.

You will have the P.C. police after you using terms like that.

LGBTP.

 

[Tom Bott]

Don’t they have a reputation for a wheel coming off?

Never.

 

[Eskimo]

Main reason for wheels coming off Morris Minors was lack of regular servicing - kingpins.
Didn't we get £3m from Derby for a crocked Morris Minor?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I was knocked down by a Morris Traveller when I was 17.

Morris, not a name you'd normally associate with a gypsy

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

So we all agree, through motor car metaphor our front line is as slow as a Morris Minor but if we had investment we might be able to afford a Mercedes Sprinter.

I think the metaphor relates the the whole team!