Look How Strong The Left Paw Is

[ucandomagic]

Just been watching the highlights of the Leeds game on Catch-Up on Sky.

When Blackman makes the save from Pontus Jansson’s header, actually when it shows the replay, the commentator says “Look how strong the left paw is”!

Walking on thin ice as a commentator I would have thought.

 

[FinchleyBlade]

Huh? I don't get it....why would he be 'walking on thin ice'?

 

[freddyp]

Catism?

 

[SteveBlade]

I also don't get it.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

The fact you’ve related it to this/that shows more about you’re own brain pal.

 

[Tom Bott]

Maybe he is normally a boxing commentator and was thinking southpaw.

 

[SteveBlade]

The fact you’ve related it to this/that shows more about you’re own brain pal.

To what though? What animal with paws has ever been used as a derogatory term for black people?

 

[Billyblade]

If you mean that might be perceived as racist then fuck me, stop the world, I'm getting off

 

[norfolkblade]

Not sure what the deal is with that if I'm perfectly honest, a bit like I wasn't sure what the deal was with H&M but that's for another thread...

 

[JohnDenver]

To what though? What animal with paws has ever been used as a derogatory term for black people?

There's a black labrador called Nigger in the Dambusters film. At least I think it's black - the film is in black and white after all...

Anyway, that's the best I can do on the paw-based racism front. Any better offers?

 

[wavy-blade]

All keepers are some times know as the cat , ie they can catch things , Nothing thread this one !!

 

[Sean Thornton]

There's a black labrador called Nigger in the Dambusters film. At least I think it's black - the film is in black and white after all...

Anyway, that's the best I can do on the paw-based racism front. Any better offers?

He was killed in a hit and run accident......

 

[torridon]

He was killed in a hit and run accident......

And buried outside the front gates of RAF Scampton.

 

[Billyblade]

There's a black labrador called Nigger in the Dambusters film. At least I think it's black - the film is in black and white after all...

Anyway, that's the best I can do on the paw-based racism front. Any better offers?

PAW is an acronym for Public Access Workstation
Another name for workstation is a PC
PC can stand for Police Constable
Constable was a painter who used a brush
Brush is the surname of a famous fox.
Another famous fox is Samantha
She shot to fame on page 3 of The Sun
The Sun is a British tabloid newspaper
Newspaper offices are traditionally on Fleet Street
Fleet Street is one of the properties on the original Monopoly Board
Monopoly was first distributed by Waddingtons.
Waddingtons also produced Cluedo.
There is a Mrs White in Cluedo but no Mr/Mrs/Miss/Doctor/Professor/Master Black.
Racist bastards.
Do I win?
Or have I ended up with the bin?

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

he was cat-like in his agility...
unless it was my cat and he'd have just let it in and gone off to lick his arse

 

[Sean Thornton]

PAW is an acronym for Public Access Workstation
Another name for workstation is a PC
PC can stand for Police Constable
Constable was a painter who used a brush
Brush is the surname of a famous fox.
Another famous fox is Samantha
She shot to fame on page 3 of The Sun
The Sun is a British tabloid newspaper
Newspaper offices are traditionally on Fleet Street
Fleet Street is one of the properties on the original Monopoly Board
Monopoly was first distributed by Waddingtons.
Waddingtons also produced Cluedo.
There is a Mrs White in Cluedo but no Mr/Mrs/Miss/Doctor/Professor/Master Black.
Racist bastards.
Do I win?
Or have I ended up with the bin?

If there had been, everyone will know straight away who'd done it.........














To the very easily offended, this is ironic..

 

[Billyblade]

If there had been, everyone will know straight away who'd done it.........














To the very easily offended, this is ironic..

That explains it

 

[SteveBlade]

There's a black labrador called Nigger in the Dambusters film. At least I think it's black - the film is in black and white after all...

Anyway, that's the best I can do on the paw-based racism front. Any better offers?

I'll only be content if this was the exact thought process of the OP.

 

[Punk Blade]

PAW is an acronym for Public Access Workstation
Another name for workstation is a PC
PC can stand for Police Constable
Constable was a painter who used a brush
Brush is the surname of a famous fox.
Another famous fox is Samantha
She shot to fame on page 3 of The Sun
The Sun is a British tabloid newspaper
Newspaper offices are traditionally on Fleet Street
Fleet Street is one of the properties on the original Monopoly Board
Monopoly was first distributed by Waddingtons.
Waddingtons also produced Cluedo.
There is a Mrs White in Cluedo but no Mr/Mrs/Miss/Doctor/Professor/Master Black.
Racist bastards.
Do I win?
Or have I ended up with the bin?

Dr Black is the victim whose murder you are trying to solve.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Is this what we are reduced to?

 

[Billyblade]

Dr Black is the victim whose murder you are trying to solve.

Aaaaah thanks games anorak
I put a lot of work into that post and tha's pissed on mi chips




By singling out Dr Black as the victim and not a potential perpetrator this could also be perceived as racist seeing as all the suspects are white



Clutching at straws now

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I'm offended.

 

[blades95]

I know what you're getting at and all primates have hands you dolt.

 

[Billyblade]

I can't find anywhere to delete thread.
Maybe message admin?

 

[SteveBlade]

Just been watching the highlights of the Leeds game on Catch-Up on Sky.

When Blackman makes the save from Pontus Jansson’s header, actually when it shows the replay, the commentator says “Look how strong the left paw is”!

Walking on thin ice as a commentator I would have thought.

I know what you're getting at and all primates have hands you dolt.

This was what I thought at first.

Monkeys have paws. What a time to be alive.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Aaaaah thanks games anorak
I put a lot of work into that post and tha's pissed on mi chips




By singling out Dr Black as the victim and not a potential perpetrator this could also be perceived as racist seeing as all the suspects are white



Clutching at straws now

It's known as Klando in Alabama, so I believe I've made up.

The Monkeys Paw. Now there was a story ....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Dr Black is the victim whose murder you are trying to solve.

Your early life wasn't just about being gobbed on by Sid Vicious clearly !

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Do I win?

Or have I ended up with the bin?

You have indeed.

And for those to young to get it ...

 

[sitwell]

he was cat-like in his agility...
unless it was my cat and he'd have just let it in and gone off to lick his arse

Only because he can

 

[benn5712]

You have indeed.

And for those to young to get it ...



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