Ticket Office

[Rusty]

Did you ever get sent to the stores for a 'long stand'

They were usually located near the boxes of blue steam iirc...

 

[Maidenhead]

Aye, our IT bloke who always manages to be on a fag break "couldn't get off his drive". Conveniently he lives in Doncaster (we're in Wakefield) so we can't check, but I'm minded to find out his address and check it out on Google Maps.

How long by train from Donny to Wakey?

 

[Maidenhead]

I'm still there. I'm starting to think they were having me on..................

Can you get me a new bubble for my spirit level whilst you're there please?

 

[The Crab]

Can you get me a new bubble for my spirit level whilst you're there please?

Hang on, I've just asked and they said they'll be back soon......................

 

[Billyblade]

Can you get me a new bubble for my spirit level whilst you're there please?

As an apprentice at British Coal one clever fucker asked me to go and get a bubble for the spirit level. I went to the tool room and got a spare vial (the tube with the bubble in it).
His face when I gave it him was priceless

 

[Tommoblade66]

Shocking this morning. I called an hour and a half ago and was informed my “position in the queue is 2.” I’m now in position number 1. Still on hold.

I wouldn’t mind but it won’t let me register online to do anything either.

Rubbish.

So what were you trying to buy?

 

[Pedro Verde]

So what were you trying to buy?

Four Candles
Handles for forks

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Aye, our IT bloke who always manages to be on a fag break "couldn't get off his drive". Conveniently he lives in Doncaster (we're in Wakefield) so we can't check, but I'm minded to find out his address and check it out on Google Maps.

I honestly can't get out. I have an outside toilet. Can I reach it? Oh god... I've shit myself. Am off for a fag.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I honestly can't get out. I have an outside toilet. Can I reach it? Oh god... I've shit myself. Am off for a fag.

Originally posted, August 2017.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

In case anybody cared for an update the ticket office has subsequently put on an automated message to customers that the ticket office is closed due to adverse weather conditions.

 

[boo radley]

In case anybody cared for an update the ticket office has subsequently put on an automated message to customers that the ticket office is closed due to adverse weather conditions.

Did you hang up before each hour then radial?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Did you hang up before each hour then radial?

I've been phoning them since 10.45 pm Saturday. No one answering. It's not even snowing.....