Ownership update !

[BerksBlade]

Been in touch with the mods about deletion, hopefully take the temptation away. Might be seen as an attention seeking flounce but I don't care to be honest. For the best.

Don't do it!!!

 

[Grecian2000]

was just frustrated to see another thread taken off topic to the Crab Industries stuff.

WHAT???
Read the first page again. Tell me WHERE there is any serious conversation of the actual meeting.
Sam Hashimi, Madelaine McCann, Crab Ind, et al. As with most threads, that there is nothing of any importance to discuss, it went "off topic" at around post number two.

It's a meeting, with only half the important "players" being present (even the pillock sending the letter can't be there despite it being a match day), and of which no-one on here could have any influence over. Had a life span of 10 posts without it being "hijacked".

 

[Harrisblade]

I wish I'd never said anything now.

I don't think The Crab really has to throw his cards in on here, i was just frustrated to see another thread taken off topic to the Crab Industries stuff. As much as I'm about as popular at the minute as a fart in an astronaut suit, i didn't mean to cause offence, and i do try and keep stuff on topic. The Crab Industries stuff isn't my cup of tea but i don't have an issue with it elsewhere, it is just when it is everywhere it gets a bit tedious.

Best try to pursuade us all from contributing to it whenever we get the chance then!

 

[Broomhall Blade]

If anyone who's got a letter and can't go can they let me know.

Do you get loyalty points ?

 

[Jon Bon II]

If anyone who's got a letter and can't go can they let me know.

If they've had the letter and can't go, will they still be counted in the attendance..?

 

[Pierre's PC]

If they've had the letter and can't go, will they still be counted in the attendance..?

Dammit jonboy dis is a sewious fwed for sewious pepol.

Yes, yes they are

 

[Sean Thornton]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

 

[The Crab]

I wish I'd never said anything now.

I don't think The Crab really has to throw his cards in on here, i was just frustrated to see another thread taken off topic to the Crab Industries stuff. As much as I'm about as popular at the minute as a fart in an astronaut suit, i didn't mean to cause offence, and i do try and keep stuff on topic. The Crab Industries stuff isn't my cup of tea but i don't have an issue with it elsewhere, it is just when it is everywhere it gets a bit tedious.

But why say anything, when it's already been said, I've apologised and tried not to do as much. How much more could I have done? But no, you had to get one more dig in. you probably didn't mean to cause offence to the board, but you don't seem to mind causing offence to me, I'm struggling to see why you have a problem with me but it's done now, other stuff to deal with.

 

[cahill]

what odds for Samantha Hashimi ?

Hey, come on now we’re all brothe....er .....siste....er transgendered people under the skin

 

[Harrisblade]

You're in trouble now Brownie -
Crab Industries have a very particular set of skills.
Skills they have acquired over a very long existence.
Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you.
If you let Crab Industries get on with their postings now that'll be the end of it.
They will not look for you, they will not pursue you, but if you don't, they will look for you, they will find you and Big Vern will kill you (probably with an extra-large helping of Crab soup)

 

[Worksop II]

I'm worried about where my pension contributions have gone...

I've checked and your money is invested, in Property, Hi Tech, and Currency ......

Apparently, its all in a Hook a Duck stall at Mablethorpe .................

 

[Jon Bon II]

The Crab Industries stuff isn't my cup of tea but i don't have an issue with it elsewhere, it is just when it is everywhere it gets a bit tedious.

What you need is Troll-E Dolly. It’s the latest in heuristic forum troll blocking software from Crab Internet Securities. Basically, you tell it that you’ve seen something on a forum that offends thine eyes and Crab’s IT team – basically Big Vern with a laptop in the back of the Discovery – will try and hack the site, find out the details of the perpetrators and go round and take them out. For a pint presumably……

 

[bricktop]

What you need is Troll-E Dolly. It’s the latest in heuristic forum troll blocking software from Crab Internet Securities. Basically, you tell it that you’ve seen something on a forum that offends thine eyes and Crab’s IT team – basically Big Vern with a laptop in the back of the Discovery– will try and hack the site, find out the details of the perpetrators and go round and take them out. For a pint presumably……

Not at all. Only too happy to help.

Don't you fucking start.........

 

[Jon Bon II]

Don't you fucking start.........

OOOF..!

 

[The Crab]

Come on guys, brownie is a fellow Blade whatever shite is going on.

Keep your powder dry for the next Pig invasion, they're much more worthy of scorn than one of our own is.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Brownie stop been a Cunt

 

[sheffielder]

I apologised, and have wound my neck in with it. Yet you still can't resist having a pop.

Ignore him mate.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Looks like crabs a protected species on here

 

[gavtheblade]

Has anyone else had a letter, I'm a shareholder but not had one

Nah.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Looks like crabs a protected species on here

Well liked people usually are. You don't have to be a detective to work that out

 

[sitwell]

Can anyone tell me when the Prince is having his meeting and where it will be ? Riyadh ,Funky warm medina or Mecca (not the Fitzalan square one) I presume. It certainly wont be the Copthorne ,or will it for his 2nd ever visit there ?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Looks like crabs a protected species on here

As he bloody well should be, given the multiple seas of shit he’s had to wade through in recent months, is still having to navigate currently, and presumably will continue to for the foreseeable.

It doesn’t take much to be sensitive to that, and to treat him accordingly. Particularly for posters who’ve made a lot of their own personal difficulties on here in the recent past.

 

[sitwell]

Nah.

Do you want mine ? Btw Jeremy Tutton wont be there he has other things to do.

 

[Wapping Blade]

Can anyone tell me when the Prince is having his meeting and where it will be ? Riyadh ,Funky warm medina or Mecca (not the Fitzalan square one) I presume. It certainly wont be the Copthorne ,or will it for his 2nd ever visit there ?

I nearly had to go to Riyadh on business last year. Apparently the dullest place on earth and crap hotels (unless you have mega bucks). Luckily as a contractor the company I was working for didn’t want to send me in the end.

 

[cahill]

Can anyone tell me when the Prince is having his meeting and where it will be ? Riyadh ,Funky warm medina or Mecca (not the Fitzalan square one) I presume. It certainly wont be the Copthorne ,or will it for his 2nd ever visit there ?

« 2nd ever visit » Doesn’t fill you with confidence does it ? I think this here Prince might be a wrong un

 

[cahill]

Do you want mine ? Btw Jeremy Tutton wont be there he has other things to do.

Is Jezza in reality the Prince ?

 

[cahill]

I nearly had to go to Riyadh on business last year. Apparently the dullest place on earth and crap hotels (unless you have mega bucks). Luckily as a contractor the company I was working for didn’t want to send me in the end.

Worse than Barnsley ?

 

[Wapping Blade]

Worse than Barnsley ?

I’ve worked in Barnsley and seen some good amongst the bad!

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

I’ve worked in Barnsley and seen some good amongst the bad!

Good lad! I live in Barnsley (posh Barnsley near Penistone, but Barnsley nevertheless), and although I'm Sheffield and a Blade through and through, I do have some positive experiences of 'tarn! The centre is a dump, but it's a work in progress (as is our own great city). There are good things, you just need to know where to look! You can buy alcohol legally in Barnsley, which I don't think you can in Riyadh! There aren't too many public executions either! Finally, I wish people would stop referring to Wendy as South Barnsley. It's not! There are some weird people, but when I travel to BDTBL on the train, the weirdest people get on not at Barnsley or Wombwell (good Blades contingent here!), but in Chapeltown, which when I last looked was in North Sheffield, and is very much Grunter territory! Cue Chap Blades shooting me down now!

 

[snootyfenooty]

Come on guys, brownie is a fellow Blade whatever shite is going on.

Keep your powder dry for the next Pig invasion, they're much more worthy of scorn than one of our own is.

Hey Crabbie, just picked up on this thread and it saddens me to see you of all posters on a downer. Carry on as before mate, bollocks to what anyone thinks, the rubbish you come out with is at least funny unlike most of the efforts the rest of us come up with. By the sounds of it Brownie's regretting his post so cut him a bit of slack as well, he's not the first to put his foot in it on this forum, we've all had our moments. Hope the domestic side of things improves as well so cheer up a bit mate, that's the best I can come up with.