Billy Sharp - The Movie

[JJ Sefton]

 

[Bladesman]

Does that now mean we need some new fucking floodlights?

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Billy Sharp went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.

 

[cal the blade]

Love it

 

[Blade56]

Has Crab Industries got the commercial rights to prod........

Let me rephrase that......

Are Crab Industries bothered that they don't have the commercial rights to make this Film (not a movie WalthamstowBlade it will be made in the uk using Romanian and Latvian asylum seekers not America using Mexicans).

This begs the question, is it time to float Crab Industries and offer shares proportionate to number of posts or likes to each S24SU account?
There would be many position to fill. I would apply for the Director of Screen Play and Scripts due to my near perfect spealing and grandmar. We would need to fill the big positions quick, Director of Tits, Director of gender reassignment (saves money by continually changing the sex of leading actors), Director of male equality, etc.
Sean Thornton would grab the post of Diector of Comedy (most of his material bring tears to my eyes ) but all other posts are up for grabs, suggestions please.......

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Dont that video make you feel good , on a lousy Monday , not bad for a Fat Lad .

 

[stringjunior]

A Crab Industries Production. Love it.

The Crab WalthamstowBlade

 

[Worksop II]

but all other posts are up for grabs, suggestions please.......

I nominate Pinchy for Director Public Relations ... and Moral

 

[SwissBlade]

Note: No young fit actresses were shagged in the making of this production

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

If The Crab had production rights for this and LYDON was anywhere near involved, the set would be like an evening in the Presidents club!

 

[sheffielder]

Note: No young fit actresses were shagged in the making of this production

 

[SK10Blade]

Loved his muted celebration against a former club.

 

[Blade56]

Note: No young fit actresses were shagged in the making of this production

Swizzler for director of proper ganda

 

[Rollerball]

No one, I mean no can give billy that much room, that close to goal with the ball heading straight to him,.
Well done Leeds

 

[Billyblade]

I think I speak for most Blades when I say

"Pick that fucker out"

 

[LoughboroBlade]

No one, I mean no can give billy that much room, that close to goal with the ball heading straight to him,.
Well done Leeds

Indeed – doing it once is unfortunate, but to do it twice in one season is grossly negligent.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Loved his muted celebration against a former club.

Yeah very respectful.

 

[broomhillblade]

After years of wading through drivel on this site, this classic pops up and makes it all worthwhile....

 

[derfblade.3]

And the script goes.......

Billy scores loads of goals and the supporters sing "We got Billy Sharp".Then Billy has a quiet spell and a lot of supporters shout "He want's dropping". Then Billy starts popping them in again and on and on it goes. THE END!

 

[elgoog44]

Did not know the boss The Crab had gone in to regular films now, which is good as it might take the focus and the heat from our other "Film Venture" EXxXCrab productions.....

 

[Gavlar]

 

[The Crab]

Did not know the boss The Crab had gone in to regular films now, which is good as it might take the focus and the heat from our other "Film Venture" EXxXCrab productions.....

Don't forget the crossover films. Pooh Bear Does Dallas was a great success.

 

[elgoog44]

and not forgetting Debbie Dose Lowerstoft, Rushmere and most of Henstead, by Christ she was like a Duracell battery that one....

 

[The Crab]

and not forgetting Debbie Dose Lowerstoft, Rushmere and most of Henstead, by Christ she was like a Duracell battery that one....

Last Tango in Cromer was a favourite of mine.

 

[elgoog44]

Last Tango in Cromer was a favourite of mine.

"Gaping in Glasgow" is one I want to forget, but you know once you have seen it, it can never be unseen

 

[The Crab]

"Gaping in Glasgow" is one I want to forget, but you know once you have seen it, it can never be unseen

Yes, and you thought deep frying a Mars Bar was the weirdest thing you could do to it eh?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don't forget the crossover films. Pooh Bear Does Dallas was a great success.

Are Shaving Ryan Leonard's Privates and Bi - Curious George Baldock in production yet?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don't forget the crossover films. Pooh Bear Does Dallas was a great success.

Put me off honey and donkeys for life.

 

[The Crab]

Are Shaving Ryan Leonard's Privates and Bi - Curious George Baldock in production yet?

It's at the casting stage.

 

[The Crab]

Put me off honey and donkeys for life.

Well you really won't like the Dessert down at The Happy Crab tonight then.