Rodley
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If ever you find yourself desperately in need of an ‘absolute bellend’ then it seems they are all conveniently stockpiled in Wolverhampton!
Sheffield is no oil painting, but Wolverhampton is an absolutely shithole.
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If ever you find yourself desperately in need of an ‘absolute bellend’ then it seems they are all conveniently stockpiled in Wolverhampton!
Always brought good Away support to the Lane. Abiding memory is them all tramping around in those knee length Goodyear old and black coats.
“Have a few blade friends who were giving it large earlier in the season but have spent the last few months in a massive retreat. As a result, I have a unique insight into the psyche of the average blade and so here’s their standard excuses for when they get beat:
1. They would have beaten us if they’d had their first choice midfield available. Whenever they lose it’s always down to them being one or more short in midfield. Admittedly, this argument is going to be more difficult to pull-off now they’ve signed a few. Their first choice midfield are: coutts, some bloke who isn’t coutts, another bloke who isn’t coutts, and another bloke who I’ve never heard of but definitely isn’t as good as coutts. By the way coutts is the best player in the championship and is highly rated by all SU fans. P.S. Coutts suffered a broken leg in a match against Burton literally ages ago but this doesn’t stop SU fans constantly harping on about him. As an update, SU fans are currently petitioning the EFL to get Burton’s villain of the piece banned for life despite the fact that said villain merely attempted to block coutts’ shot and the referee didn’t see the challenge as a foul never mind a booking.
2. Their entire squad, training ground, & stadium, cost less than Neves. They’re very fond of proclaiming that they have the smallest budget in the championship (except they don’t) and will be quick to point this out when they get stuffed. There’s nothing at all ironic in this position despite the fact that they bought promotion from league 1 with the largest budget of all competing clubs and posted a thumping £6 million loss last year. As an aside, Neves isn’t fit to lace Coutts’ boots.
3. Undoubtedly our win will be down to us scoring a worldy. Whenever SU lose it’s because the opposition either: a) score a worldy; b) played out of their skins, e.g. Fulham; c) got lucky, as in, Fulham scored 5 lucky goals.
4. SU got a player undeservedly sent off. As in, since when did a two footed studs up leg breaking lunge 1ft off the ground warrant a red card??? Flecks’ perfectly legitimate well timed tackle was deemed worthy of a red by the overly officious referee of their encounter with Bristol City. Korey Smith, the villain of the piece for successfully influencing the referee due to his theatrics, stupidly took things way too far by actually going off injured. Yes, he went off injured and the knuckle draggers still say he was a play acting wimp. Football is now played by pansies. BC went on to beat SU but only because Fleck was undeservedly sent off and BC got extremely lucky. BC definitely didn’t deserve to win and Wilder definitely didn’t **** things up with his tactics and substitutions. P.S. Wilder is God since achieving promotion from league 1 despite his hands being tied and forced to work miracles with the largest budget in the division.
5. We were nothing special and they battered us at their place. They won’t mention us being a man down for 80 minutes.
Don’t forget: you heard them here first. “
Blimey. I hope this brought him some peace.
I'm interested in what their business plan is. How their owners expect to recover their investment. I assume that's their aim and it's not just a vanity project, something to show off to their mates with. I understand that promotion will give them £180m but they'll have to spend the bulk of that to be competitive. Look at Brighton this season, they've spent decent money on transfers and wages and may still go down."I know their fans are reading this, enjoy your cup final lads. We’ll be ready.”
Purely Wednesday-esque. When we played Wolves at Cardiff in 2003, that was a Final - the Play-off final. Then, as now, we fell short whereas Wolves went up to the Premiership. Then the fun began...
First game back? Lost 5-1 at Blackburn. Next? Lost 0-4 at home to Charlton. Next up? Lost 1-0 at Man. Utd. Next? A 0-0 draw at home to Portsmouth. Then lost 2-0 at Southampton followed by a 5-0 home defeat to Chelsea. They finally won their eighth game, 1-0 at home to Chelsea. The rest of that season was punctuated with heavy defeats - 5-2 at Spurs, 4-1 at Leeds, 4-0 at home to Villa, 5-2 at Chelsea. With just seven wins from 38 games, Wolves finished rock-bottom and resumed their rightful place - in The Championship. Their top scorer that season was Henri Camara with seven goals. (Camara later played 23 games for the Blades).
The way the PL is structured, Wolves will probably last 2-3 seasons. They've simply 'bought' their way out of The Championship but next year they'll be playing with the big boys and will scuffle along with the likes of Bournemouth, Watford etc.
Hopefully - like in 2003-04 - they're in for a world of pain.
Wolves fan here, I would just add that every team has some knobheads online spouting rubbish and you should treat those comments as such. Most Wolves fans I know see this as being a tight match that could go either way, because that’s what happens at the top end of the Championship.
We are on a massive high at the moment, particularly now that Afobe is back on loan, but you’re 2 points off the playoffs and deservedly up there with everything still to play for. First goal as always will be crucial.
Stearman will get a rapturous welcome, Evans will get polite applause and Leon unfortunately will get a bit of abuse (but that’s fans for you and just shows that fans don’t all have the same viewpoint).
It’s safe to say we’ve firmly established ourselves back in the Championship.
All three of your ex players are doing well for us, Evans being the surprise bonus as at last it looks like we have found someone to replace the injured Coutts. I agree first goal will be crucial if you get it I fear we are in for a long hard afternoon. We are currently set up to play better away from home when teams come at us. It will be interesting to see how far we have come playing against the league leaders away. The following comment on one of your forums did make me smile he must have only watched the second half of the game against Villa;
" I predict SU will counter on the break with the speed of a striking snail. When they do arrive in the final third they will gravitate to the corners where they will play neat little triangles before crossing to no-one in particular"
Good luck for the rest of the season but not for tomorrow.
Absolutely, I remember Blackburn fans on Talksport lauding it over us because they'd joined football royalty with their league win.Amazing what can happen to fans when the owners of their club chuck money at it...
I'm interested in what their business plan is. How their owners expect to recover their investment. I assume that's their aim and it's not just a vanity project, something to show off to their mates with. I understand that promotion will give them £180m but they'll have to spend the bulk of that to be competitive. Look at Brighton this season, they've spent decent money on transfers and wages and may still go down.
They don't have an international profile like Man U, which earns them ridiculous amounts through various income streams, or a 60,000 seater stadium they can fill at £50+ per ticket like Arsenal.
Will they look to develop Wolves as a brand? Difficult to do unless you win things and play in Europe.
Will they try to run the club at a profit? It's feasible in the PL but the profits tend to be relatively small in relation to turnover.
Will they look to cash in on the increase in the value of the club by selling it on? If so, will they find a buyer? If Ashley is only being offered £200m for Newcastle (plus some contingency payments) what would Wolves be worth? And what type of people will buy them? Venture capitalists?
I don't fully understand why these owners come in and what they hope to achieve in the long term. They remind me of super rich versions of the people you saw on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmare's, who buy a restaurant without any knowledge of how to run it and see their hard earned savings disappear as they make mistake after mistake.
We had the temerity to beat them this season and deservedly so. They can't cope with the fact that a side put together for buttons beat their selection of galaticos.Don’t know what their problem is. Have always find Wolves fans to be ok before this season and don’t mind them generally. Some clubs really hate us and I don’t know why.
Surely, just as rarge?The thing is if we had a Chinese millionaire bankrolling us to promotion like Wolves our fans on here would be giving it just as large.
They're top of the league with points to spare. If you can't give it large then, when can you? We expected to batter every side last season, because generally we did. They're having a season like we did. Can't blame them for getting excited. How many posts were there on here after ten games saying 'we're going up again, I've got a feeling'?They harp on about us giving at large whilst at the same time they are giving large.
Irony at its best
The 'biggest budget in L1' comments are spot on though. Apart from...
1. We didn't actually have the biggest budget
2. The sales of Adams and DCL more than covered what we spent, not to mention Ramsdale
3. Wilder had to completely overhaul the squad in a very short space of time so regardless of budget it wasn't straightforward
Thanks for that post. I thought the lengthy post on us was very funny - it was a pretty good parody of how we see things. None of our rivals from S6 are capable of coming up with a single sentence of similar quality. Can anyone on here claim to be one of the Blades who has provoked this rant? You certainly struck home with your views..,Wolves fan here, I would just add that every team has some knobheads online spouting rubbish and you should treat those comments as such. Most Wolves fans I know see this as being a tight match that could go either way, because that’s what happens at the top end of the Championship.
We are on a massive high at the moment, particularly now that Afobe is back on loan, but you’re 2 points off the playoffs and deservedly up there with everything still to play for. First goal as always will be crucial.
Stearman will get a rapturous welcome, Evans will get polite applause and Leon unfortunately will get a bit of abuse (but that’s fans for you and just shows that fans don’t all have the same viewpoint).
All three of your ex players are doing well for us, Evans being the surprise bonus as at last it looks like we have found someone to replace the injured Coutts. I agree first goal will be crucial if you get it I fear we are in for a long hard afternoon. We are currently set up to play better away from home when teams come at us. It will be interesting to see how far we have come playing against the league leaders away. The following comment on one of your forums did make me smile he must have only watched the second half of the game against Villa;
" I predict SU will counter on the break with the speed of a striking snail. When they do arrive in the final third they will gravitate to the corners where they will play neat little triangles before crossing to no-one in particular"
Good luck for the rest of the season but not for tomorrow.
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