In Conversation with Kevin McCabe (Octagon)

[Sean Thornton]

Last time I got a Semi was when we bought the house.

Don't be fooled by the Bradway gals though. Waitrose bags, Lidl goods.

 

[The Crab]

Don't be fooled by the Bradway gals though. Waitrose bags, Lidl goods.

We're Crab Industries, we know all about that.

 

[S64 Blade]

Got a ticket for this now. I’ll pass on all your questions.

 

[TJB.]

Got my tickets. Attending with the artist formally known as Tyler Durden.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Do we get 150 loyalty points for this fixture?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Ask Kev whether he considers United an unlucky club, then be prepared for a 20-minute snorefest giving anyone who needs a piss time to empty their bladder and then order a round.
You'll return just in time to thank Kev, wishing him good luck as he looks around for a co-owner who's willing to contribute towards a new Kop, as well as bung in a few million towards Wilder's transfer deadline kitty.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Because Supermarkets are run by Twats. I mean, where is the logic in where Sainsburys put their Mandarins in Juice? The other night I picked up Mandarins in Jelly by mistake. Incandescent with fucking rage I was when I got home. Oh and while I'm at it, pudding aisle then Cheese. Cheese should go with the rest of the savouries, not some fucking store managers mission to confuse the fuck out of me.

Fucking bastards

Yer couldn't find the Angel Delight could yer?

Admit it.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Got a ticket for this now. I’ll pass on all your questions.

Fuckin ell how long is it on for, 2 days?

 

[Deaneandagana]

Ask Kev whether he considers United an unlucky club, then be prepared for a 20-minute snorefest giving anyone who needs a piss time to empty their bladder and then order a round.
You'll return just in time to thank Kev, wishing him good luck as he looks around for a co-owner who's willing to contribute towards a new Kop, as well as bung in a few million towards Wilder's transfer deadline kitty.

Can you also ask Kev one for me......just how much of a lucky lad is Chris?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Got my tickets. Attending with the artist formally known as Tyler Durden.

Ask Kevin what Tyler's done this time Tom!

 

[The Crab]

Yer couldn't find the Angel Delight could yer?

Admit it.

I found it, but they didn't have Butterscotch flavour so in a fit of pique I didn't bother at all. That'll fucking show 'em.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Waitrose. Full of posh more mature ladies from S10,11 and 17 looking for a bloke, any bloke, who can still get an erection. (It's the water in those areas apparently . ).

A slap on the arse in the fresh meat aisle and they're all over you. Apart from the store detective following you around, but they tend to be a bit council.

Would sir be interested in managing the England Women's International team?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Hand reared suckling piglet

Hi Kevin, are you like me and there's absolutely nothing on the interweb that you won't fap to?

 

[MobileBlade]

Are you allowed to take a cat to the game and if so, are they counted in the attendance figures?

 

[Harrisblade]

Are you allowed to take a cat to the game and if so, are they counted in the attendance figures?

Only if it's also bought a ticket for the Kevin McCabe Discussion Evening

 

[Sean Thornton]

Only if it's also bought a ticket for the Kevin McCabe Discussion Evening

Don't you need to be a season ticket holder or member?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

The evening, compered by Sports Journalist Andy Giddings from BBC Radio Sheffield, will see questions put to Kevin about the 2016/17 season, when the Blades were promoted back to the Championship, as well as discussing the important role that SUFC plays in the City along with the Club’s future aspirations. A special guest from Sheffield United will also be attending the event and contributing to the conversations.

 

[I should coco]

Cheese should go with the rest of the savouries, not some fucking store managers mission to confuse the fuck out of me

Normal chees is made from milk and hence is usually near the dairy aisle.

I appreciate that this may be very confusing, given that 'Crab Cheese' is usually formulated from rodent droppings and floor sweepings.

 

[The Crab]

Normal chees is made from milk and hence is usually near the dairy aisle.

I appreciate that this may be very confusing, given that 'Crab Cheese' is usually formulated from rodent droppings and floor sweepings.

Thats a fucking outrageous slur.

There's usually Cat Vomit in it too.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Thats a fucking outrageous slur.

There's usually Cat Vomit in it too.

That's only because Lucky eats the rat poison the Council make us put down.

 

[The Crab]

That's only because Lucky eats the rat poison the Council make us put down.

Yes, Ironic name eh? R.I.P Lucky

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Got my tickets. Attending with the artist formally known as Tyler Durden.

As I'll be going as a Lone Ranger, do you guys fancy a beer beforehand?

 

[The Crab]

As I'll be going as a Lone Ranger, do you guys fancy a beer beforehand?

Just don't let your horse shit on the floor inside there will you?

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Any reports from this please?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Any reports from this please?

It hasn't happened yet. It's not until the Monday 5th Feb.

 

[Champagneblade]

Kev, was hiring Bryan Robson also down to bad luck?

Or did hiring a talentless managerial piss-head not turn out as you had expected?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yes, Ironic name eh? R.I.P Lucky

Lucky173 is still going strong though. Can hear a knife being sharpened a mile off.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

I’d like someone to ask McCabe why, as someone with a long history developing property, the current Kop plans make absolutely no use of the potential space underneath the stand.

I basically want him on record to say “we’re afraid we might dislodge an unexploded bomb”. If not though, and if it just isn’t financially viable, I’d like him to clarify that so it can be ruled out.

On a related matter, as we voted in favour of safe standing at the EFL meeting a year or two ago, will the potential to include this in the future be built into the plans?

 

[TJB.]

As I'll be going as a Lone Ranger, do you guys fancy a beer beforehand?

Don't see why not! Drop me a PM closer to the time and we'll sort summet out.

 

[The Crab]

Lucky173 is still going strong though. Can hear a knife being sharpened a mile off.

Randy sod he is too, I've set him a trap based on that. Thanks for the advice LYDON